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Barack Obama Comes Clean: Confesses He Used Cocaine And Marijuana

Days after columnist Robert Novak suggested Hillary's campaign has knowledge of some damaging scandals about him, Barack Obama has revealed that he formerly used cocaine and marijuana .

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WHO meepING CARES

  • vasudeva
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I THINK THAT'S A RATHER NARROW AND VALUELESS QUERY

  • Wotak
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I care, you meeping meep.

The Reefer Doesn't Bother me as much as the Nose Candy.

Where the meep is John Edwards? Am I the only one who cares for him as a candidate? He just 'Looks' electable to me.

  • Wotak
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Dude looks like he's been semi-hip at one point in his life. I can see him trying that meep. meep, who here hasn't?

I still ain't voting for him though.

I for one have never touched Coke despite growing up in one of the major entry points for it coming into the country. I just have always thought of it as a bad decision and far too easy to go from casual user to abuser.

  • Wotak
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I tried it, it gave me a runny nose for 3 days. I have a hard enough time with my sinuses getting infected due to allergies, so that drug made the 'nay' list.

As did every other drug I've tried, for one reason or another.

Only the beer is still enjoyed.

  • Uart
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but will he continue the WAR ON DRUGS as president?

  • Wotak
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Geez, what war? Do you mean the war be the first to sell us drugs on television?

You nitwit. You support no regulation on those uber:rich crack-house-esque pharma-mills that sell the drugs that need war waged upon them.

  • Uart
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Um... I support no regulations at all. Including ones that prevent Americans from re-importing those pharma-mill drugs from Canada and other countries where they are sold at a cut-rate. Protectionism is benefiting those companies in regard to pricing...

What does this have to do with crack?

  • Wotak
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Nothing.

I like your answer, but unfortunately, so does the guy selling prescriptions to my Mother... and yours.

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Pirates eat clowns, I'd be careful.

  • Lefen
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Condi would never betray you like this.

  • jwalker
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Still seems like a kind of dumb thing for a candidate to say.

  • Acidburn
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Goooooooooooooooooooooooooo HILARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • graycube
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I think 'W' has him beat on the drug use thing. At least he admitted he inhaled.

  • Uart
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:( Hillary (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qggO5yY7RAo)

  • Wotak
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Broken meep, same message. Speak to us Uart.

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actually, no. please don't.

actually, no. please don't. Yeah, im sick of Uart skoolin little d00ds.

Almost as bad as Wotak sucking every meep in the joint

  • Uart
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Whatever d00d.

  • vasudeva
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Wait wait... shhhhh... Do you hear that?

I think Wotak stopped posting every 14 seconds.

Uart, go look outside and see if he's out there.

my 14 second post

  • LOki
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:D

  • Wotak
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My head hurts, what happened?

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