Autoshoes' Birthday Photoshop
uberlate yet again (birfday was in early sept)
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
teh_blintz+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [@LORDKAHUNA](http:/+
MstrLance
Hobbit bonar - check! Peter Jackson can direct any of my favorite books.
sunny77
so who's excited about that hobbit film coming out eventually?
meeproach
my pie hole is dripping.
Crapalicio+
on Robin Gibb- DED: Nobody gets too much+
BigDinWaun+
My bran flakes have turned to mush.
BigDinWaun+
on How the Chicken Conquered the World: Wotak is too busy+
BigDinWaun+
on Queen Elizabeth II -- Panty Enthusiast Drops $18k on Used Bloomers: Do you wear them?+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Sir Eaton Hogg hopes+
LORDKAHUNA
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [Relevant](http://ww+
godevilliv+
LINK: Portraits gntiques
MstrLance
LINK: SpaceX gets it up
godevilliv+
godevilliv+
LORDKAHUNA
linkswarm
queue: New link: Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident
sunny77
on urban kids in touch with nature: 1337746234575uPH.gif
dragonstaf+
@ Spankerchief- Veet for Men.
BeachGoat
Pepper Did Dallas...now she's flyin' back to Rock with Her Goat
witty_scre+
on Dogs Shot by Police: Now how the fuk+
ThePanther
on internet k-hole: Heh a lot of+
middle_age+
My meep is rippling
spankerchi+
New cream?
HOBO
My meep is no longer ripping
MstrLance
LINK: Dogs Shot by Police
nurglets
linkswarm
queue: New link: Queen Elizabeth II -- Panty Enthusiast Drops $18k on Used Bloomers
linkswarm
queue: New link: In Thailand, roasted fetuses found stashed in luggage
middle_age+
on How the Chicken Conquered the World: wotak bait
StartRecor+
Onsite at a job - my window faces the roof of the Connecticut Post where a large population seagulls lives. We get to see them carry the rat carcasses by the window every now and then.
godevilliv+
on Amazon Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme: No thanks, I'm not+
MstrLance
Fowlhalla.
godevilliv+
Where the meep do you find a viking chicken?
MstrLance
on How the Chicken Conquered the World: warrior.jpg
middle_age+
godevilliv+
linkswarm
queue: New link: SpaceX gets it up
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: anceint alens pls+
flake
on Amazon Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme: such a strange+
MstrLance
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MstrLance
He should have read the indestructions first.
bobacus
I said that.
bobacus
He didn't read the destructions.
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godevilliv+
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excellent work on NOT linking it, clownshoes.
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Happy birfday AS
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oh and the topless version
here
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Oct26 '07
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Oct27 '07
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Wow. This batch of photoshops is completely underwhelming.
Sorry, but these submissions have drained any bit of creativity I thought I had.
Anyway, Happy Berfday Shoes.
Oct27 '07
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Happy Birthday, Please don't spit in my eggs.
Oct27 '07
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^ Lame trend.
(Please don't spit in Sunny's eggs, he means.)
Oct28 '07
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Let's pretend this was a decent picture. Then let's pretend I did an awesome photoshop. Happy Birthday.
Oct28 '07
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I predict the words 'lame trend' will become so popular they will become the next lame trend.
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YEAH BABY!!1 YEAH!
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At least you expended some effort this time around.
No wait.
Oct28 '07
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Happy Birthday Nignog.
Oct28 '07
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Happy Birthday you piece of meep!
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^lulz
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Ditto that meep.
Nov01 '07
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Okay... Is it just me... or has is the b'day photochop meeperery just gone to meep?
Congrats on living to see another birthday... and if you maybe still did not get not herpies from Sunny yet congrat on that too!
Nov01 '07
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Okay... Is it just me... or has is the b'day photochop meeperery just gone to meep?
meepin aye
Nov01 '07
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It's just you guys... You're full of suck
Nov01 '07
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There's no doubt that the participation has gone to absolute meep.
Nov01 '07
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I lost my copy of photoshop and am afraid to BT it
Nov01 '07
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it would help if we didn't photoshop the same peeps over and over again.
Nov01 '07
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Only those who have no fear of the Swarms potential meepery will dare to post up their faces on the net.
Nov01 '07
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This is why GJ started the cool photoshop challenges in the forum. I was totally on board with that and still am.
Nov01 '07
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There is no challenge with that picture. It is just asking for a giant meep in hand.
That being said, Happy Birthday (way back when)!!!
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meep yeah, I rock faces OFF.