Paris Hauled Back Into Court, Due To Planetary Outrage At Special Treatment
The New York Post reported that she has been seeing a councillor and refused to eat her prison-issue hot dog on Tuesday night.
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'It isn't wise to keep a person in jail with her problem over an extended period of time and let the problem get worse'
i'm reconsidering my earlier HERPIS conclusion and changing it to 'has never wiped her own meep and requires a bidet'.
refused to eat her prison-issue hot dog on Tuesday night
probably the only hot dog she's ever refused. :CRABS:
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Hilton remained defiant ...'I hope that I'm an example to other young people,' she told a confused crowd outside the film awards show. 'I did have a choice to go to a pay jail. But I declined because I feel like the media portrays me in a way that I'm not and that's why I wanted to go to county, to show that I can do it and I'm going to be treated like everyone else. I'm going to do the time, I'm going to do it the right way.'
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Reports have suggested that Hilton had not been eating or sleeping since her arrival last Sunday at the Los Angeles County jail. She has phoned her lawyers to complain about her pillows and blankets and is said to have spent hours sobbing in her cell.
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She had a pillow and a blanket in jail? meeping spoiled little meep!
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Makes her nostalgic for Ms Ritchie doesn't it. Go with the meeped up meep you know.
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Dumbskull: When I got thrown in jail they took my fukin shoe laces. Not my shoes, just the laces.
Those meeps.
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Jun08 '07
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They were afraid that, left to your own devices, you'd take the little plastic bit at the ends of each lace and shove it up your meephole, thereby accruing unsupervised personal pleasure and diluting the intended effects of your incarceration.
The character profiling is getting pretty good these days.
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Incidentally, that little plastic bit is called an 'aglet'.
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(FYI.)
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...and their purpose is nefarious.
The more you know...(whoosh)
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I spent two nights in jail for traffic offenses, Took my shoe laces, and my meeping pen- (so I couldn't write on the graffiti marked walls, or do my crosswords)- I did not get let out of the cell for 48 hours and they fed me ham and cheese sandwiches.
Jun09 '07
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Ham and cheese eh?
Sounds like you got the bonus plan.
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But I asked for the kosher meal!