New Museum Says Dinosaurs Were On Noah's Ark

'...those who believe God created the heavens and the Earth in six days about 6,000 years ago say their views are finally being represented.'

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'60% of Americans believe in a 6 day creation'- surely, this can't be true. If this is so the USA is a far more sinister place than I ever imagined. One could describe it as a Christian fundamentalist country. The fact that people were prepared to spend $27 million creating a circus such as this beggars belief. It must be the fluoride in the water!

  • GrapeApe
  • May26 '07

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that is so meeping scary!

'A Gallup poll last year showed almost half of Americans believe that humans did not evolve but were created by God in their present form within the last 10,000 years.'

That's even more meeping scary!

The poll probably is fake. I hope.

  • Slex
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Sad thing is, the polls don't lie. We live in a very scary place.

  • Acidburn
  • May26 '07

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Evan Almighty needs to remake there movie than

  • SexNinja
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haha^

  • frijole
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And the scariest part, is that our kids are having crazy tooth decay problems cuz of them drinking bottled water (no flouride)

oh, and I love when religo-crazies try to incorporate fossil history into their fairy-tales... kids are smart, they'll see thru it soon.

  • nocal
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And the scariest part, is that our kids are having crazy tooth decay problems cuz of them drinking bottled water (no flouride)

Fluoride is rat poison. We drink water with small amounts of rat poison added to it because it prevents cavities.

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On the 8th day, there was golf

: I believe in creationism and all, but saying earth is only 6k years old? I don't habeeb it.

  • Slex
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^Why would an All-Loving Omnipotent God create such a meep hole as Earth?

Dood, I probably don't know enough about the bible to answer any questions you ask me.

Bible belt == I believe in creationism.

Take your internet questions to an IRL priest.

  • tantrum
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I bet dinosaur eats a lot like steak.

Polls aren't necessarily truthful. A few weeks back I was called by some polling organization I swear was called 'The Dove Society' but I just did a google search because I thought a link was called for, but can't seem to find it. I find cremation services and some womens' shelter type meep. Maybe I am remembering the name incorrectly. Anyway at the time I searched for info online on them and their polling practices consisted of asking a series of screening questions and if you didn't give the answers they wanted, they didn't give you the actual polling questions. This was a right wing type thing that was greatly skewing answers to questions about meep and violence in the media for example.

^ I'll take coherent thought for 500 Alex.

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