How To Keep Hostile Wotaks From Taking Over Your Online Community

Useless information, supposed to fire my imagination.

I can't get no Wotak action.

The holy grail is to figure out how to twiddle the rods in just the right fashion

I often mention just how well LK is able to twiddle my rod... This article speaks the truths!

I, for one, welcome our new Wotak overlords.

A 'troll' has two victory conditions: Either everyone ends up talking about him

Interestingly, during Xihilisk's final throes, he made a barefaced attempt to glue his own avatar to the wall underneath Wotak's...

18:39 Xihilisk> Im just attempting to obtain 'Wotak' status forever 18:39 vasudeva> in all honesty, you don't warrant it 18:40 Xihilisk> Oh i think i do, after launching my trebuchets at your walls of elitism for so long.

Which, in a pathetic sort of way, worked out for him. I think of him as a kind of perenially-misdirected li'l 'tak. Wotak-lite.

Someone in your group undergoes a radical personality shift and begins picking fights

Radical personality shift. What's the first name that comes to mind?

This actually has some neat ideas in it -- the 10-second delay and the disemvowellment aren't things I'd guess were successful in the slightest.

meep u and ur stupid opinions dude! I will eat your babies!!

This actually has some neat ideas in it -- the 10-second delay and the disemvowellment aren't things I'd guess were successful in the slightest.

the permanent textwar image seemed to cut down on forum comments.

Interestingly, during Xihilisk's final throes...

who?

They come they go... but unless they leave a meep stain on their way I never recall who the meep they are.

Interesting article from one of the the meepholsters who turned off the comments on boingboing because he was getting flamed.

Interestingly, during Xihilisk's final throes, he made a barefaced attempt to glue his own avatar to the wall underneath Wotak's...

18:39 Xihilisk> Im just attempting to obtain 'Wotak' status forever 18:39 vasudeva> in all honesty, you don't warrant it 18:40 Xihilisk> Oh i think i do, after launching my trebuchets at your walls of elitism for so long.

Which, in a pathetic sort of way, worked out for him. I think of him as a kind of perenially-misdirected li'l 'tak. Wotak-lite.

HAR HAR! ;-)

Hi Xihilisk!

I thought submitting 'Squidghost has Knives' might have given it away......

It was glaringly obvious there were some meepcore shenanigans going on, but since your username wasn't StillXihilisk, or Want2BWotak, I considered it possible you had made a helpful friend at some point in life.

Untrue, as it turns out.

I still dont even know who Wotak is, apart from a unit of measurement.

Though I am a lesser-known and now-defunct troll, and this is a little late -- this post has definitely helped me to understand myself better.

I still hate you assholes. Especially the fat meep.

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.