How To Use A Toilet

'Discharge the urine channel'

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  • Steel
  • May10 '07

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You really did have a rough day on the toilet yesterday huh? meep you got outta there and said to self:

'I really need to master my pooping methodology... Perhaps I can find a wisened meep guru to provide some helpful tips!'

Do you now bring a step ladder to the can?

i've been doing it wrong : (

skin lotion on the toilet paper so you have silky smooth poo chunks all over your meep.

  • Dumbskull
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Real email found in my mail box this morning from my old x ball & chain!

Ok... It goes like this. I went to the bathroom for 45! minutes! No lingering. No savoring of the foul humours of the human body. When I was done, for the first time in my life, on the 3rd flush I had to cap it off it with a bucket of water to get it to go down. (It writes like I drank it, doesn't it?) This meep, which can only be described as an anaconda that had just swallowed a large capybara, probably increased global warming by 1% or more. Who says there isn't a tad bit of fun up here in Maine?

  • vasudeva
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Sounds like he wants to get back together.

GO FOR IT.

  • Dumbskull
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W00t! I am packing my bags right now!

:-/

Okay, if you know any one who keeps a stepping stool in their bathroom you now know what they use it for! Where is the demonstrations? The funny thing is this guy seem uncomfortable talking about this subject, almost like he was forced to make this video. I think LK should make his own bathroom etiquette video.

  • Steel
  • May11 '07

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OK but you would have to film him... Cause thats a line I'm not willing to let my nostrils anywhere near!

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