VirginiaTech Killer Wrote A Story About Murder And Pedophilia Called Richard McBeef. Here It Is.
Are you always full of meep, McBeef?
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BeachGoat
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linkswarm
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
sunny77
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.




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Wow, just meeping wow.
Apr17 '07
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Man to man up your meep, bud
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:SHOCKANDAWE: : D
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Well at least he had the good sense to turn the gun on himself and spare us more of his horribly written molestation fantasy plays.
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with a dose of pigeon engrish
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Best part of the whole thing is that he was clearly trying for an 'Oleanna' type of play. How the meep did this kid graduate high school and get into college as a meeping ENGLISH MAJOR?
Apr17 '07
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NCLB
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Bullmeep ! Are you always full of meep, McBeef ? I can see that you are by the extra fat you packed on ! You MURDERED my father and covered it up ! You committed a conspiracy. Just like what the government has done to John Lennon and Marilyn Monroe.
It's obvious the world lost a real talent :(
Apr17 '07
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LS drunk writing is better than this meep.
Apr17 '07
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I wouldn't say his writings were extremely disturbing; more full of meep meep and meep dribble. Disturbing? No.
Apr17 '07
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Anyone know what specific antidepressants he was taking? The whole episodes reminds me of the kid taking paxil in The Drugging Of Our Children
Apr17 '07
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^There's a question you will not hear answered on the media anytime soon.
Apr17 '07
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I can't wait to see this acted out and posted on YouTube.
Apr17 '07
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here's another one
Apr18 '07
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A modern day shakespeare. His works will inspire ninth grade lit classes for many centuries.
Apr18 '07
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(enter McBeef)
MCBEEF: Ah! Why am I such old meepgot!?
(enter Mr. Brownstone)
BROWNSTONE: Ah but we meepgots are both!
(BROWNSTONE and MCBEEF engage in cunnilinguses)
ALL: Oh yes! We are liking!
(enter DEFIANT CHILD)
CHILD: You molesting meepmeep meeppenises!
MCBEEF: How dare you! How dare you talk to grandfather that way!
(CHILD brandishes enormous cement meep)
CHILD: If you are to be meepgots, to be meepgots with this!!!!!
(CHILD rams cement meep into mouth of MCBEEF and into meep hole of BROWNSTONE)
CHILD (gleefull): NOW WHO IS POOR WRTIER OF ENGLISH IN HIGH SCHOOL?! CERTAINLY NOT ME!!
(enter NAKED SOUTH KOREAN meepES)
meepES: Oh you are so meepu.
(meep)
Apr18 '07
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Ragoo, got ya covered, bro.
Pt.1
Pt.2
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oopsie Pt.1
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BROWNSTONE and MCBEEF engage in cunnilinguses
Well now.
Apr18 '07
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(enter DEFIANT CHILD)
I enjoyed this very much.
Apr18 '07
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McBeef and Murray Mcardle, dining on cereal bars beside a romantic fire at the ski lodge.
Apr18 '07
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It does need more atmosphere; maybe some candle light for the whine and cheese.
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all you conformist are just so spoiled by the mainstream that you can't recognize a true literary genius...
Apr20 '07
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and if you don't feel like just reading it..
ytmnd link
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first my head is taken from me by The Founder.. now this (by The Founder)
(teary eyed)