Bloodbath At Virginia Tech: Gunman Kills 32 Students.
Gunman kills 21 and wounds another 21 before being taken down.
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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:|
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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Ugh...too much barbecue pork.




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OMG 4/16 nevar forget ok?
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Holy meep!
This has been buzzing around the office quite a bit today, one question that is thought provoking is why schools are the backdrop for this type of violence and why do we not see this happen more in the modern stress filled workplace.
(at this point ppl looked at me funny, and hid in their offices)
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The gunman was quoted, 'DON'T RUN, I HAVE BULLETS FOR EVERYBODY'.
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meep it. V Tech sucks any way.
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thank god... I couldn't take another week of Imus commentary.
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Good point. Perhaps the 'gunman' actually went from room to room whispering 'you nappy-headed meep' to each of his victims, who then obligingly fell down dead. After all, it ruined the dignity and fortitude of trillions of otherwise-hardy American citizens.
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Pretty scary. UNC is pretty similiar demographically. I know 7 or 8 people that go there. I'm hoping they are not dead.
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'there were 'multiple victims' at Norris Hall, an engineering building.'
two of them are engineering students. uh oh.
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I go to UNC. Only thing happening here is trees falling all over the place causing power outages.
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crappy cellphone vid
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AP: 'Gunman Kills 30 on Virginia Tech Campus' AFP: 'Shooting spree on US campus leaves at least 22 dead' Washington Post: ' 32 Killed in Virginia Tech Shootings, At Least 24 Injured' ABC: ' 32 Killed in Virginia Tech Shootings, At Least 24 Injured' CBS: 'At Least 31 Killed In Va. Tech Massacre' MSNBC: 'At least 31 dead in Va. Tech shooting rampage' fox: 'Virginia Tech Campus Reels From Shooting That Leaves at Least 32 Dead' cnn: ' Police chief says at least 22 people are dead; AP reports 31 Four hospitals report 29 wounded Attacks mark deadliest school shooting in U.S. history Student describes situation as 'mayhem'; says 2 students jumped from window'
Bravo, press. way to get your facts in order before inciting mass hysteria.
Apr16 '07
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Mass wisteria is more like it.
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KABC said he was an AZN...
the revenge of Ryu!
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cue NRA rally to show how they're support for the local community.
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^ Cue the sentences we can actually understand.
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See? I just tied Imus and this meep all together in one neat little package for you.
ROCK ON.
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33 pwnt all told
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There was a listing of the last 10 years of school shootings on a website I was reading this afternoon. Nearly all of those shootings were at high schools. The school shootings, by nature, get more coverage for a longer duration. I would be curious to see the ratio of school shootings to workplace shootings on a per capita type (population in the situation) basis. One wonders that if school shootings are more common on that basis, could that be attributed to the kind of intense emotional pressure cooker that adolescence is/has become for some kids.
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Duh.
It's because of violent video games, dummy.
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the school must have cut him off from his MMOGs, using too much bandwidth -- dont mess with the asians and their internet
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Or their gambling. I dealt at a casino outside of Chicago for a few years. Those little slanty-eyed meepsuckers are fuking RUTHLESS.
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meep. Now it'll be against the law to carry a concealed asian. I'll have to get a permit or something
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Why wasn't the campus evacuated after the first shooting? I dunno. You tell me.
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^larry was out seek
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Acheron - I really hope your friends are alright. If I weren't atheist, i'd throw a prayer or two your way.
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Acheron - I really hope your friends are alright. If I weren't atheist, i'd throw a prayer or two your way.
The bolded portion is the only needed response.
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Why is it always 'gunman kills...', and not 'nut job kills...'?
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Because guns are teh debbil. You know that.
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Or, better yet, 'gun nut kills...'?
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If you leave a gun alone it'll never hurt any one. Really.
Take an AK47 and put it in a closet and 20 years later it won't have a single person.
Same thing is true for bazookas and hand guns and howitzers and hammers.
We don't need gun control. We need better nut control
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I heart the word bloodbath
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cue the liberal statistics and ranting
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^ You go first
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In Switzerland, the government issues to every man an M-57 assault rifle and 24 rounds of ammunition which they are required to keep at home. The surplus guns (after upgrades and such) are sold to the general public.
Gun crime in Switzerland is so rare they can't assemble statistics about it.
Their schools and public buildings don't have gun control limitations. Politicians aren't surrounded by police escorts.
Sure, this is anectdotal evidence, but it seems to me violent crime is the product of societal factors that seem to be absent in places like Canada and Switzerland where guns are everywhere but people aren't shooting each other in the head very often.
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And the Winner is:
Cho Seung-Hui 
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I bet that meeper would have set off huge phrenology alarms if only they had thought to test that.
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meep I guess he sent out his anonymous warning....
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Students at the university's online newspaper, planetblacksburg.com, today discovered a message on a website that seemed to announce the massacre.
Posted early yesterday morning on 4chan, a website that allows anonymous postings, the message warned: 'hey /b/ I'm going to kill people at vtech today in the name of anonymous.'
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Nice. Good ol' 4chan.
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Warrant PDF
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Anyone know what specific antidepressants he was taking? The whole episodes reminds me of the kid taking paxil in The Drugging Of Our Children
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Stay away from any drug that has a television commercial.
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stay away from any television that has a drug commercial. works better
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OMFG.. that would include beer ads and wine too? Ah meep no!
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beer and wine are food items, not drugs. you can't cook with 'alexlivia' or what meepitall name they come up with--it breaks down with the heat...
Apr18 '07
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SWEET! As news coverage starts to droop we get into the really juicy tidbits... Like the fact that
'The Massacred Victims were full of possibilities'
Story Highlights NEW: Bio-systems engineering student wanted to help others, profs say
Oh meep! A person that wanted to help other poeple... meep!!!! NOOOOO!!!
meep you Cho Seung-Hui! Why couldn't you have just targeted the students who were only in it for the cash and didn't give a meep about anyone else!
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The State knew he was crazy and called him a danger'
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^funnay as meep! hice find Clavis!
There all shhoters i tell ya!
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Um, alcohol is a drug. Maybe the fluid surrounding it is a food item.
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^ fie on you yellow man! anyhow the beer/wine they peddle on TV isn't any good anyhow.
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So, apparently the right to free speech doesn't apply when there is mass hysteria going on.
It was a class discussion about VaTech, where you were only allowed to discuss one half of the situation? That sounds awfully academically dishonest to me.
I would've submitted this as a link... but for some reason IE refuses to let me.
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Why does IE hate America ?
or is it uart ?...