Daxflame, A Drama For The Ages
'I am a 15 year old human male named Bernice Juach(Some call me Dax Flame!). This is my video diary in whch I talk about my life and things like pursuing Sophia! If you're new, make sure you watch from the beggining to know what I'm talking about!!'......
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
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Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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Unrejecting cause this is sort of incredible. I'd like to think this is masterful satire, but it is in fact an emotionally damaged social retard making his beautiful, beautiful Internet debut, like a pre-stomped meeperfly rotting out of its chrysalis.
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My 3 year old cousin with Down Syndrome is more charismatic then ol' Dax Flame. Poor Sophia.
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kids mainspring is wound a bit too tight
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He is the reason I DO not want live my life over again.
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This one sits in a corner rocking himself, slobbering and moaning about his pitiful and pathetic life; brought on by extreme meeptardness and the perpetual state of his pathetic human wreckage. He emerges onto the internet with the resounding plop of a meep shat in a handicapped toilet. His destiny is to depress the rest of the meeptards to his level of meepnitude.
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RESMARTED!
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Check out some of the music montages too, priceless.
Feb18 '07
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THANK YOU FRANS!
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lay off the hormone replacement therapy, please
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Upon further review, this probably is a super-awesome fake. They should have kept it just to the Dax kid. He's untouchable.
Feb18 '07
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either way, blyet
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!!!CIRCLE meep ONTO 'DAX FLAME' ON THREE!!!
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!!!!!THREE!!!!!
Feb19 '07
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I have a theory, if I may:
DaxFlame is, in fact, a parody. However, the subject is someone involved in the personal life of this young comedian's circle of friends. Say, a classmate, for instance. A classmate who, for lack of a better term, is a total loser-faced jerkmeepgot. Everyone, regardless of race or gender, can come together to poke fun of this walking piece of meep, and one brave young man decided to take this timeless scenario to the next level. The clothing, voice, mannerisms, and eccentricities are percieved charicatures that have been agreed upon by his peers through an unspoken social contract. The subject is seen as an impersonable outcast, who's warped mind transforms simple and everyday occurances into grand, life-altering moments. Through charismatic mimic, this hilarious young boy has utilized both the age old law of ridicule, and state-of-the-art resources like youtube.com to guide us together. To teach us to laugh again, as one, in hate.
Thank you.
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OMG, you want to sleep with him!