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OK, the video of the harelipped dude in pastel pink singing about how much god hates meepgots made me wake up the house with my barking laughter.

  • vasudeva
  • Jan21 '07

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  • tantrum
  • Jan21 '07

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A miracle of divine hatred.

  • ragoo
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From his personal website:

Oscar Wilde, my hero, was a reformed homomeepual. He went to prison for his sins. Once he was alone with his thouhgts, in jail, he saw the errors of his ways and repented. He died as a Christian. While I'm not advocating jailing all Homomeepuals, I do think it would benefit them greatly. It would be for their own good. When a person is forced to think they will generally be able to see their problems and solve them by themselves.

When I read stuff like this that is so blatantly over-the-top-batmeep-crazy, I sometimes pause to wonder if it's satire. Then I remember Fred Phelps, and I think: yes, this deluded, self-righteous fool is probably serious.

Checklist: 1- Mo 2-pink shirt 3-white pants 4-high voice 5- anti-meep zealot =meep

'God hates meeps'- that is ridiculous for so many reasons...I can only laugh.

  • nocal
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When this site loaded, the artful layout of it made my meephole defensively pucker, as though I had stepped foot into a masterfully designed male interior decorator's cottage in the woods. This guy is totally meep

  • nocal
  • Jan21 '07

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AHAHA he's not even playing the guitar this is hilarious

eh on second thought this has to be a joke. he's holding hands with dudes in the video, saying 'help me fight the temptation', etc etc

  • nocal
  • Jan21 '07

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Ok definitely a joke; lyrics like 'there's no back door [to heaven]', 'righteous man, get on your knees', 'fill me with your love'

ugh all this homoeroticism and a half naked man as my avatar. I think I chubbed.

  • JohnLenin
  • Jan21 '07

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this has to be a joke.

Can't these idiots be prosecuted for hate speech? They could here.

And for a touch of irony, the random quote at the bottom of the page when I brought this up was from meepbox- ' Linkswarm.com: PROMOTING HOMOmeepUALITY and black on black violence since 1997'

  • ragoo
  • Jan22 '07

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Unfortunately, the religiously deluded assert that God himself hates meeps. They know this because God helpfully journaled his feelings about this in a book, which we can all read for ourselves.

So, since you're not likely to get God in a courtroom anytime soon, these fine folks are free to repeat, with great impunity, what he's already revealed to them.

  • PJP56
  • Jan22 '07

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Dayum! The browshirts have become pinkshirts. Who's next? oh yeah... the athiests....

I guess you can take the meep out of the xtian but not the pink. The tune is actually quite catchy and rhythmic, obviously an ex-meep. This video has to have some satiric use somewhere.

  • Lownotes
  • Jan22 '07

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I vote parody.

  • vasudeva
  • Jan22 '07

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It's a sad commentary on the meeped-up things people do with faith that we're having this hard a time sorting out if this is a joke or not, isn't it?

Not parody, I've met this level of retard fundy before.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us meepING LOL!

  • nocal
  • Jan22 '07

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Socks with loafers? I change my vote back to 'not a parody.'

AWESOME!

'God used to hate me but now I onlytouch Jesus' weenie'

  • HellKat
  • Jan22 '07

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this is scary-serious.

www.dayoftruth.org

  • Braaap
  • Jan22 '07

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And so is http://www.lovegodsway.org.

'Are you struggling with undesired same-meep attractions? Maybe you have been a Homomeepual for a long time, but now are searching for a way out. You have come to the right place! Love God's Way is offering hope and help to people seeking freedom from being meep. We believe and we have seen in thousands of lives that this freedom is possible through the power of our C.H.O.P.S program working in our hearts and minds.

The bottom line - you shouldn't be meep! You can lead a life of fulfillment and happyness as God intended, a life far better than what your meep life has offered.'

His screenname: PastorDavies

  • Braaap
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  • Braaap
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haha, nope, i spelt 'Davies' wrong in the url, this is his personal myspace.

I vote MY meep IS RIPPING

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