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Art Student Expelled For Questioning Leprechaun Existence

'How do you know they exist' is apparently offensive

Decider: Admin

  • DeJeR
  • Nov26 '06

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he better pray to God that the ACLU can help him

Won't do any good. They will get him for harassment, easily an expellable offense.

Trying to get somebody to say their beliefs are faulty is about as retarded as it gets. The dude is clearly an meep here, he shoulda just shut the meep up and be secure in his knowledge that wee people don't exist. If everybody would STFU about what they do or don't believe, this world might be a bit more tolerable.

  • tantrum
  • Nov26 '06

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Please supply me with an example of this 'STFU'.

Whateva you say, chief.

  • tantrum
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Ahhh. I see.

GO RAIDERS.

I'm soothing my hurt feelings with baked Yukon Gold potatoes.

Oddly, it's working...Carry on.

  • tantrum
  • Nov26 '06

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My little fragile friend. :>

15-yard penalty, still 3rd down.

  • vasudeva
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If everybody would STFU about what they do or don't believe, this world might be a bit more tolerable.

Right up until it mattered, and you suddenly find out that guy you were counting on to be sane considers himself half cat, half dragon, and half angel -- three halves of retardation.

meeping leprechauns? Scientifically proven, existing on another energy layer? STFU for all time. That's not so much a belief system as a masturbatory slow-motion cry for help jotted into ones diary in comic-book format and 'accidentally' shared with humanity. With a belief system that includes cartoon characters, if you have any obligation to the rest of the world, it's to stay out of the way and to not touch anything important.

Me, I'd much prefer everyone wore their beliefs, biases and quirks stamped right onto their foreheads, so I don't confuse the companionably crazy with the destructively crazy.

  • tantrum
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I agree to a large extent.

Although if everyone were to wear their biases and quirks stamped on their foreheads--I'd have a lot of faces to slap with annoyingly removed leather gloves.

  • JohnLenin
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sunny can fit the beliefs of the entire swarm on hers and still have room for eyebrows

Sounds like she is a hippie who is into Theosophy and believed in Nature Spirits...

oh dear. that reminds me of a girl I dated who is a Waldorf teacher.

meeping Steiner...

Some of his agricultural ideas were interesting though.

  • spork
  • Nov26 '06

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Being expelled from art school will give him a head start on his career at Starbucks. So I'd say some good came of it.

that reminds me of a girl I dated

LOL dude, like whatever.

  • KingOf7
  • Nov27 '06

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^^HAHAHAHA

Lefen got in trouble at school :>

Excellent note. Naturally teachers need to know that 2+2=5.

  • Uart
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KingOf7, please tell us where you found that. I am now officially depressed.

  • Slex
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2+2=5, for large values of 2. meeping subjective alegbra variables!!!

  • KingOf7
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I found it on a forum elsewhere on the internets, so I can't vouch for its authenticity. I'd like to believe it's not real, but the part of me that gets depressed over our education system is inclined to think that it is.

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