linkswarm
queue: New link: Get off your lazy meep and photochop Spanky for his birthday!
BeachGoat
Sabbath, Bastrds of Reality
Pepper
Deep Purple, loud as it could go. Nothing like being snubbed by all the neighbors
spod
lou reeds white noise should buzz em'
BeachGoat
Playing horrible music for the party next door that we weren't invited to...buggers!
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK.... What about+
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK.... What about+
LOki
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I know, this is+
bobacus
linkswarm
queue: New link: Kimmel Shares Maude's meep
Heather
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: In before the+
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: You literally REFUSE+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+
JohnLenin
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: meeping mods, man.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Typical,+
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Cold fusion may be+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: [@spankerchief](http+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+
spankerchi+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I bet you orderedit+
Cryogeneri+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I wouldn't waste+
HOBO
You wish your meep was ripping
pete56
BeachGoat
on Adios Ray Manzarek: https://www.youtube.+
Heather
on My man , Skanky.: Same.+
linkswarm
queue: New link: How Islamists get head while in London.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Math is not+
spankerchi+
I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
spankerchi+
IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
bobacus
JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: OK I concede. Math+
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Changing my avatar+
LOki
also, dog jamming
pete56
on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+
StartRecor+
LINK: Adios Ray Manzarek
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@tesco](http://www.+
BeachGoat
on French theme park with giant mechanical animals: Nice video of the+
BeachGoat
MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
freakmachi+
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: dragonstaff: "Tesco+
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: "E-coli has over 9+
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: While I can't prove+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
spod
on Bachmann urges 'spiritual warfare' to impose religious values on government: She is acting on+
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
dragonstaf+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: "Actually, as I am+
JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: My shop is in+




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Look out ladies!
huh ?
Oct19 '06
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Hello dressing rooms
Oct19 '06
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i thought the japanese started work on this a few years back.
Oct19 '06
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why not just tackle, rape, then kill a girl? seems just as reasonable.
Oct19 '06
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so being invisible around women automatically leads to rape and murder?
dood.. take a deep breath then find a therapist..
Oct19 '06
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What exactly is going on here!
Oct19 '06
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You know, rape...invisibility..the usual LinkSwarm stuff.
Oct19 '06
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(it's only a model)
Oct19 '06
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Heres a picture of it...
Oct19 '06
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as soon as you find that girl that only sees in the microwave band then your in luck.
Oct20 '06
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I knew the bassist for the microwave band.
Oct20 '06
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me too... intimately
Oct20 '06
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I'm worried about some issues related to, can the girl still smell me? Is there any deoderant I can wear to completely mask my smell? What about sound, what techniques should I use to minimize the sound from my footsteps/masturbation? I am ok with wearing loose clothing, if necessary.
Oct20 '06
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If you are invisible, you don't need to worry about clothing, loose or otherwise.
Oct20 '06
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dinozoa - have a shower, tip toe, and if you're masterbating - you wont be needing very many clothes, now will you?
Oct20 '06
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Now they're meeped because they can't find the machine and have to start over.
Oct20 '06
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^^ nice
meep, I was thinking more about giving surprise hugs than surprise meep.
You know how when you touch a woman's breast and it's like a bag of sand?
Oct20 '06
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You guys are all putting the meep on a pedestal.
Oct20 '06
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ok, you 40 year old virgin
Oct20 '06
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wolfer i hate you i spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out where in the picture it was
Oct20 '06
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How do you drive a pollack crazy? Show him an empty picture and tell him to spot the invisible brontosaurus.
Oct20 '06
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LAL @chex
did you really expect to see something that is invisible (not there)?
Oct20 '06
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Yeah, your boyfriend sure is dumb lol.
Oct20 '06
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Exactly who are you insulting? Works either way. Or both.
Oct21 '06
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Dude looks like a lady....
Oct21 '06
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It seems that what they've done is find a practical use for the Car Key Effect. To scale the effect up so it can be used for vehicles and buildings and stuff they'll need to combine the CKE with the much stronger Drunk Psycho Stinky Homeless Guy On The Sidewalk Field but because the field is hard to say and has no slick sounding Nickname this may have to wait until the next edition of Websters comes out.
Oct22 '06
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'so being invisible around women automatically leads to rape and murder?'
Dude, most of the members of LinkSwarm have been invisible to women for the majority of their lives.
Oh and if you are looking for a girl who can see in the microwave band, find a fatty. They are like the Predator in that they can change what wavelength they see in. How do think they are able to find twinkies and ringdings in the dark?