Invisibility Cloak Finally Invented

Look out ladies!

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  • Tagnut
  • Oct19 '06

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[R.I.P. UNICODE-FLAVORED MOON LANGUAGE]

Look out ladies!

huh ?

  • Acidburn
  • Oct19 '06

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Hello dressing rooms

i thought the japanese started work on this a few years back.

why not just tackle, rape, then kill a girl? seems just as reasonable.

so being invisible around women automatically leads to rape and murder?

dood.. take a deep breath then find a therapist..

  • spork
  • Oct19 '06

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What exactly is going on here!

You know, rape...invisibility..the usual LinkSwarm stuff.

  • jwalker
  • Oct19 '06

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(it's only a model)

  • wolfer
  • Oct19 '06

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Heres a picture of it...

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  • GrapeApe
  • Oct19 '06

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as soon as you find that girl that only sees in the microwave band then your in luck.

  • JohnLenin
  • Oct20 '06

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I knew the bassist for the microwave band.

  • Biskit
  • Oct20 '06

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me too... intimately

  • dinozoa
  • Oct20 '06

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I'm worried about some issues related to, can the girl still smell me? Is there any deoderant I can wear to completely mask my smell? What about sound, what techniques should I use to minimize the sound from my footsteps/masturbation? I am ok with wearing loose clothing, if necessary.

If you are invisible, you don't need to worry about clothing, loose or otherwise.

  • Biskit
  • Oct20 '06

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dinozoa - have a shower, tip toe, and if you're masterbating - you wont be needing very many clothes, now will you?

Now they're meeped because they can't find the machine and have to start over.

^^ nice

meep, I was thinking more about giving surprise hugs than surprise meep.

You know how when you touch a woman's breast and it's like a bag of sand?

  • Slex
  • Oct20 '06

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You guys are all putting the meep on a pedestal.

  • wolfer
  • Oct20 '06

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ok, you 40 year old virgin

wolfer i hate you i spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out where in the picture it was

  • vasudeva
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How do you drive a pollack crazy? Show him an empty picture and tell him to spot the invisible brontosaurus.

  • sunny77
  • Oct20 '06

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LAL @chex

did you really expect to see something that is invisible (not there)?

  • SexNinja
  • Oct20 '06

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Yeah, your boyfriend sure is dumb lol.

Exactly who are you insulting? Works either way. Or both.

Dude looks like a lady....

It seems that what they've done is find a practical use for the Car Key Effect. To scale the effect up so it can be used for vehicles and buildings and stuff they'll need to combine the CKE with the much stronger Drunk Psycho Stinky Homeless Guy On The Sidewalk Field but because the field is hard to say and has no slick sounding Nickname this may have to wait until the next edition of Websters comes out.

  • Wrecker
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'so being invisible around women automatically leads to rape and murder?'

Dude, most of the members of LinkSwarm have been invisible to women for the majority of their lives.

Oh and if you are looking for a girl who can see in the microwave band, find a fatty. They are like the Predator in that they can change what wavelength they see in. How do think they are able to find twinkies and ringdings in the dark?

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BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
graycube
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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