What Life Is Really Like In South Africa

'New things, like a GPS monitoring system where you have a satellite pointing at your home and an armed response unit ready to come and kill everybody should you be disturbed, are slowly coming in but nobody I know has got one yet. That's why I don't know what GPS stands for.'

meep it, I want this!!! LOLZ

They'll be barbecuing meep in the summer because all the meep that's gone everywhere has planted meep seeds and sprouted into meep trees where giant flies will grow huge wings like chickens and they'll baste them with meep sauce.

She has a way with words :)

The commenters at the bottom of the page are meeping retarded. Good article though. I saw a feature in National Geographic on South Africa, I think. They had a picture of one of the downtown storefronts, with a hired security guard in front. Some grungy looking dude holding a sawed off.

Yeah, she's a regular meeping Hemingway.

i'm from south africa :P

Do you have the GPS monitoring that will deploy an armed response to team to your house and kill anyone disturbing you???

Any idea how much that runs in American dollars?

Can I pick that up at Home Depot?

^ No. This article is bullmeep, and the author is a blatant racist. However, life is like that in some parts of Joburg (meepty city) no doubt. I'm from Cape Town though. The dumb meep shoulda just moved down south. On second thought, I'm glad she's gone.

I am big like can of Pepsi.

You live in South Africa and are not a blatant racist? From what I understand, you are in a tiny minority. Tell me more.

Cape Town (where I'm from) - Like any other cosmopolitan city, with better scenery. Racism is comparable to the rest of the world

Joburg - Crime capital of the world, lots of people with too much money, lots of very racist people, black and white. First time I've ever encountered 'black-on-black' racism. South African black people hate North African black people.

Durban - Surf city. Generally crappy. Everybody hates everybody else. People of the same shade flock together. White people hate offwhite people, offwhite people hate brown people, brown people hate dark brown people. everyone hates black people.

Rest of South Africa - People running around in loin cloths. Keep lions as pets and hunt deer for food.

the end.