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  • Feb23 '06
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'Pedophiles Are People, Too'

'To me,- he says, 'it is as valid as any other meepual orientation.-

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That's just swell

:(

  • vasudeva
  • Feb23 '06

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He says bosses, co-workers and parents praised his natural talent with children. 'I credit it all to being a pedophile. We've got an angle on kids no one else has.-

Huzzah!

sanctuary... sanctuary...

  • Steel
  • Feb23 '06

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'To me,- he says, 'it is as valid as any other meepual orientation.-

Interesting point I have heard before in a Conversation between my Uncle and my meep Brother when he first came out. I think it went something like...

Uncle: Blah, Blah...I just dont approve of your lifestyle...I think its wrong for a man to be with another man...
Brother: I was born this way...Its parts of life, natural... there's nothing wrong with it... end of story...
Uncle:OK nephew, I'm glad you are so mature and understanding...There's something I've wanted to get off my chest... I too stray from the norm... I LOVE to meep little 7 year old girls! They are so young and innocent... Its fantastic... Are you OK with that? Brother: No, that's sick! Uncle:What's the difference?? Between my meepual preference and yours? Brother:Age of consent?? Plus there are a lot more gays than you think. Its acceptable. Uncle:So if all of a sudden there are just a lot more pedophiles, banging little 7 years olds...Then it would be ok and accepted?? Then I could really come out of the closet and be accepted?? Brother:Nah, It would still be sick.

See... Even Mature meep adults think pedophiles are bad.

  • vasudeva
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Uncle: So if all of a sudden there are just a lot more pedophiles, banging little 7 years olds...Then it would be ok and accepted??

Yeah, actually. I think so. We're discussing what makes a norm, right?

Also, was he serious? Cause lol.

  • nocal
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'What was it like when your father held you down and raped you?' 'Ew it was gross, it was like two guys making out.'

'I credit it all to being a pedophile. We've got an angle on kids no one else has.- And that's their problem...

Also, was he serious? Cause lol.

:'(

  • Steel
  • Feb24 '06

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No he wasn't... Just trying to make some sort of point I guess...

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