Chris Penn = Ded

No more Mr. Nice Guy Eddie

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  • shitbox
  • Jan25 '06

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YaYo, McDonalds, and retardedness will do that to ya.

  • wolfer
  • Jan25 '06

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thanks for stealing mah thunda.....

Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck! Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip. Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip? Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it. Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping? Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make meep. Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit. Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a meeping Jew who'd have the meep to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip? Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job. Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice. Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special. Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your meep? Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.

  • barch97
  • Jan25 '06

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did he play the glutony guy in seven?

|Too much Viagra+|Gin+Dennys

  • geeknik
  • Jan25 '06

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Another one bites the dust..

  • Wrecker
  • Jan26 '06

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It should have been his brother.

  • barch97
  • Jan26 '06

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how could you say such a thing? sean penn is one of our finest artist. to wish death upon him is appauling. you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

  • Wrecker
  • Jan26 '06

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Sean Penn is an meep and a bad actor. I hope he gets cancer.

  • wolfer
  • Jan26 '06

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Sean is not a bad actor...You ever see Bad Boys or Mystic river, Dead Man Walking. Not to mention his writing and directing.

  • vasudeva
  • Jan26 '06

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I was going to say, I've never thought of him as a bad actor. Of course, I don't pay much attention to him, but Dead Man Walking was good.

  • barch97
  • Jan26 '06

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so, I'm the only one that watched the oscars last year?

  • vasudeva
  • Jan26 '06

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The rest of us were probably having meep with women. Why, what happened?

  • barch97
  • Jan26 '06

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the whole story

chris rock: 'You want Tom Cruise and all you can get is Jude Law? Wait. You want Russell Crowe and all you can get is Colin Farrell? Wait. 'Alexander' is not 'Gladiator.-'

'Sean Penn, taking the stage to present the best-actress Oscar, took time to defend Law as 'one of our finest actors.-

Then he introduced the category by saying, 'What Jude and all other talented actors know is that for every great, talented actor, there are five actresses who are nothing short of magic.-'

  • barch97
  • Jan26 '06

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for such a hip bunch, you sure aren't up on teh pop culture :eyeroll:

  • vasudeva
  • Jan26 '06

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If your link is supposed to explain anything being discussed here, I suggest you stop perfecting your eyeroll and get to stabbing yourself in the meep with scissors.

  • barch97
  • Jan26 '06

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huh?

does kicking me in the nuts every time I post make your meep seem larger?

  • SexNinja
  • Jan26 '06

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:breadroll:

  • nocal
  • Jan26 '06

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does kicking me in the nuts every time I post make your meep seem larger?

It makes me feel pretty awesome.

  • vasudeva
  • Jan26 '06

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You don't have any nuts.

Are you trying to take part in the 'Sean Penn acting skills' discussion? If so, I'm still trying to figure out how the Oscars tie in.

If not, WTF. WTF BARCH!

  • barch97
  • Jan26 '06

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wrecker: 'It should have been his brother.'

barch97: 'how could you say such a thing? sean penn is one of our finest artist. to wish death upon him is appauling. you ought to be ashamed of yourself.'

chris rock: 'jude law sucks'

sean penn: 'how could you say such a thing? jude law is one of our finest artist. to wish death upon him is appauling. you ought to be ashamed of yourself.'

you're still not seeing where I'm going, are you?

  • SexNinja
  • Jan26 '06

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Penn was meep for Law? Barch is meep for Penn?

You're meep?

  • mundhra
  • Jan26 '06

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:jellyroll:

  • tantrum
  • Jan26 '06

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HAHA. There's nothing like a barch going miserably wrong.

  • tantrum
  • Jan26 '06

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:californiaroll:

  • vasudeva
  • Jan26 '06

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Ah, now I see. Your tongue-in-cheek reference to a televised event I didn't see last year went RIGHT OVER MY HEAD.

Clever. Now both our meeps are smaller. Hope you're happy.

  • nocal
  • Jan26 '06

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  • barch97
  • Jan26 '06

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:)

  • Tagnut
  • Jan26 '06

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:chopsueyrollwitheggfriedrice:

  • wolfer
  • Jan26 '06

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stop, drop and roll

  • Acidburn
  • Jan26 '06

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Sean Penn did great playing a stomer in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

  • wolfer
  • Jan26 '06

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hey, i know that dude.

:rollyourown:

:when it's time to relax one beer stands clear, miller beer:

'Right here dude' Pizzaroll

  • tank
  • Jan27 '06

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Being a good actor has nothing to do with being an arrogant insensitive meep. My problem with Sean Penn is that he chose a life in the public eye, so he has to live with the invasions by the press, fans, etc.

Although it was cool when he decked that photographer.

BTW - Chris Penn was also in the re-make of Starsky & Hutch.

  • Wrecker
  • Jan27 '06

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Ok, 'bad actor' was maybe a little bit unfair.

When I watched 'I Am Sam' and I was really convinced that Sean Penn was a retard.

But then again, I was convinced that he is retarded before I saw that movie, so maybe he wasn't really acting.

I thought Chris Penn a capable actor. I thought he was alot older than forty. He had the fat meep role down pat.

  • MOMAD
  • Jan29 '06

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No one's mentioned Footloose yet. He was the 'Let's Hear it for the Boy!' subject. That was the scene that made me start to suspect that the movie was not a drama or a musical, but a horror movie. shudder Ugh. Now that the guy is dead, they've been showing Footloose regularly on HBO. I guess whoever's in charge of that didn't like Chris Penn, since I'm sure that's the LAST movie he'd want to be remembered for...

  • tantrum
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I don't care what you say, any song with the line,'He's my lovin' one man show'... is magic...pure magic.

  • vasudeva
  • Jan29 '06

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Whoa, oh? Oh oh?

  • wolfer
  • Jan29 '06

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:bankroll:

  • Heather
  • Jan31 '06

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:escarole:

  • barch97
  • Feb01 '06

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