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Enema Lovers Guide To The WWW

E-fest sounds like a blast.

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ASSHOLES! THIS IS PURE GOLD!

Friday: Rainy day, many flights delayed. But by about 5pm early birds were there & lively chat was underway. By 6:30 pm when we arrived the rooms were full & conversations were lively. As is typical for e-fests, the folks are very friendly, interesting and entertaining. Chuck Anderson had a fine variety of products on display & was being supported by Mei, wearing a 1950's white girdle, uplift bra, and nothing else save high silk stockings & shoes.

After a while Mike, in his indubitable way, commanded everyone to quiet down so the Demos could get started. Mark had volunteered as first subject. Mark, tall and fit, appeared stark naked from the North bedroom. All the women, both those about to administer his enema and those in the audience, looked approvingly at their subject. I kept hearing 'nice meep, nice meep-! Jodi, his Nurse and Raquel, her helper, apparently welcomed the tactile aspect of the demo as well.

His enema was given by Jodi, who kept up running instructional comments to the audience. She started with a meep massage, using Essential oil & sesame seed oil. Then Mark was given a 4 quart enema using a black Klystra bag & a colon tube. The knee/chest position was ordered by Jodi. All the while Jodi kept up her massage and instructional dialog. After Mark had taken the full 4 quarts, he surprised us all by asking for more! So he got another quart, along with more massage & some spanking. Then he still asked for yet more!!! After another quart (an incredible 6 quarts total) he still stayed on the table for more spanking & massage before finally saying it was time to go. What a guy!

I agree :)

And it's chock full of science facts!

Not to be outdone, Jack then displayed and what I'll call 'The Mixer-. The Mixer is a contraption combining a meep bulb syringe, a Pezzer tube/nozzle, and a connector to a closed enema bag. Jack carefully explained how to construct a 'Mixer- of your very own, and its purpose. That purpose is administration of a highly erotic enema experience, whereby a small amount of fluid (about a quart or so) is injected, and then the fluid pumped in and out by the meep bulb. The design creates a high rate of flow but since the volume is modest, and the duration of flow brief (a pulse with each squeeze of the bulb), the subject does not feel overly full. Rather, the subject feels strong sensations from the water sloshing back & forth. To add to all this, the body of water was being vibrated by a Hitachi Wand applied to the tubing. Water, being non-compressible, then transmits the vibrations into the subjects' colon. Another vibrator, ' The meeperal- added more stimulus 'you know where-.

yeah!

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sunny77
you just keep telling yourself that
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meep!
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bunch of meeping meepers
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linkswarm.com: confused dingleberries on the internet
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i don't remember posting any of this
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hurry along to the bedroom, next to the left-hand suitcase is my most loved guitar
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Live Long and Prosper. Beam me up, Mr. Scott.
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Thanks, Goat. What a long strange trip it's been.
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Oh, and Hi, there, meep-O.
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Message:Happy AnkleVersy, Mr. Lance. 28 Years is a long time to be a True Magical Being
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meep-tastic meepballs of meep meepting meep, meep meeped an already meepty day.
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But I DID make it much, much shorter.
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I didn't make his day any better.
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This morning I met a pitt mix on the road who was having a bad day.
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meep your meeping meeps, meepers
sunny77
immediately dismissed it as some trolling meep
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also i got upset today at woolies i saw someone who looked like billy corgin stocking the produce aisle
sunny77
it wasn't ever an offer. no matter how many times you kick a chihuahua, its still dumb enough to come back and meep on your feet
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i think your first offer was better
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I love you guys <3
sunny77
you're right. it can be misinterpreted by esl retards. maybe "burn in meep" or "castrate yourself" would be more effective
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I've been assuming those were offers.
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i've been sayin that for years
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meep you guys
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okcupid and meepmatch are not how i want to experience the entire spectrum of human emotion, so i don't
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i KNOW
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Ya think?
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lets talk about how linkswarm is made up bullmeep
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Fully legit self-pity. Free for the wallowing in!
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Lady Slaughter told me that one.(I don't wanna talk about it) But hey, there's always internet dating! You could run the whole gamut of excitement, desire, intrigue, shock, betrayal and disillusion. That's always fun...!
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no, we aren't
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We're having meep, 'cause I'm stronger than you.
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Roses are red, violets are blue...
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Maybe a poem will cheer you up.
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i have a disregard for all holidays. its the same meep every year
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we bees are part of a human/bee hybrid eugenics program. its not difficult to see who the control group is
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Mobile dikkery =/= PC dikkery
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Happy Bday sunny. Here's hoping your vaginal irritation is moderate on this wonderful Valentine's Day weekend. Here's hoping your ever-present vaginal irritation is moderate to mild this fine Valentines Day weekend!
sunny77
mine's not detachable so i wont die though
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we bees tend to have our stingers out most of the time
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thank you dent :)
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and meep everyone else
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Habby Bday Sunny
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