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Enema Lovers Guide To The WWW

E-fest sounds like a blast.

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ASSHOLES! THIS IS PURE GOLD!

Friday: Rainy day, many flights delayed. But by about 5pm early birds were there & lively chat was underway. By 6:30 pm when we arrived the rooms were full & conversations were lively. As is typical for e-fests, the folks are very friendly, interesting and entertaining. Chuck Anderson had a fine variety of products on display & was being supported by Mei, wearing a 1950's white girdle, uplift bra, and nothing else save high silk stockings & shoes.

After a while Mike, in his indubitable way, commanded everyone to quiet down so the Demos could get started. Mark had volunteered as first subject. Mark, tall and fit, appeared stark naked from the North bedroom. All the women, both those about to administer his enema and those in the audience, looked approvingly at their subject. I kept hearing 'nice meep, nice meep-! Jodi, his Nurse and Raquel, her helper, apparently welcomed the tactile aspect of the demo as well.

His enema was given by Jodi, who kept up running instructional comments to the audience. She started with a meep massage, using Essential oil & sesame seed oil. Then Mark was given a 4 quart enema using a black Klystra bag & a colon tube. The knee/chest position was ordered by Jodi. All the while Jodi kept up her massage and instructional dialog. After Mark had taken the full 4 quarts, he surprised us all by asking for more! So he got another quart, along with more massage & some spanking. Then he still asked for yet more!!! After another quart (an incredible 6 quarts total) he still stayed on the table for more spanking & massage before finally saying it was time to go. What a guy!

I agree :)

And it's chock full of science facts!

Not to be outdone, Jack then displayed and what I'll call 'The Mixer-. The Mixer is a contraption combining a meep bulb syringe, a Pezzer tube/nozzle, and a connector to a closed enema bag. Jack carefully explained how to construct a 'Mixer- of your very own, and its purpose. That purpose is administration of a highly erotic enema experience, whereby a small amount of fluid (about a quart or so) is injected, and then the fluid pumped in and out by the meep bulb. The design creates a high rate of flow but since the volume is modest, and the duration of flow brief (a pulse with each squeeze of the bulb), the subject does not feel overly full. Rather, the subject feels strong sensations from the water sloshing back & forth. To add to all this, the body of water was being vibrated by a Hitachi Wand applied to the tubing. Water, being non-compressible, then transmits the vibrations into the subjects' colon. Another vibrator, ' The meeperal- added more stimulus 'you know where-.

yeah!

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sunny77
no one does frans like frans (i know who frans is! [not telling])
LOki
on Whale Poops on Divers: ![](http://s.linkswa+
BeachGoat
StartRecor+
FRANS SITS meepING SILENTLY STARING AT THE SCREENS...WAITING FOR RECIEVAL OR RELEASE OF meepUAL ANGER
StartRecor+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: yuo can say that+
spankerchi+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: Ah. Point taken.
spankerchi+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: Ah. Point taken.
dragonstaf+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: [@spankerchief](http+
BeachGoat
on The Rise of the Phoenix: Nicely Done!
spankerchi+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: Fantastic work, man.+
StartRecor+
Getting to be a meep is probably the best thing about getting old. no?
Pepper
I am a meep. Getting old sucks.
StartRecor+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: great job!
sunny77
linkswarm jumped the shark long ago but i'm not going to discourage certain swimmers from flailing about
dragonstaf+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: This project is+
sunny77
HAHAHA
HOBO
Ocelot
linkswarm
queue: New link: Whale Poops on Divers
StartRecor+
Jesus loves you anyway
meepbox
meep the world, meep a meep, meep these haters, get rich.
linkswarm
queue: New link: WE NEED TO REGULATE CARS THE WAY WE REGULATE GUNS
LOki
DS? sunny? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83ynTVMxPlQ
LOki
LULZ1
sunny77
linkswarm.com: where the non-elite make passive aggressive comments towards the financially stable
sunny77
yeah. its called the fbi
BeachGoat
Hoarders, not Swarmers. Although I am both.
BeachGoat
Isn't there a point that they can just burn them out like a leper pit?
sunny77
linkswarm.com: all time low
middle_age+
Hoarders : Buried Alive. Celebrity Edition. Mark my words.
BeachGoat
Thick Black Beer.
StartRecor+
Blaspheme! No Zin? No Cab? No Bordeaux?
sunny77
meeping rude
spankerchi+
So sayeth THE LORD.
spankerchi+
...then there will be two minutes of rest before laying into the divine body with a nice salad and maybe some garlic bread.
spankerchi+
...at which point though shalt add 2 tbspns of holy meeper and flip/marinade Him for another two minutes...
spankerchi+
...pan-fried (after the oil in the skillet starts to smoke a little) for 6 minutes, flipping the almighty every minute for a good initial caramelization...
spankerchi+
god is a well-marbled ribeye generously coated with salt and cracked pepper...
StartRecor+
Blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial, for when he has stood the test he will receive the crown of life, which God has promised to those who love him.
HOBO
The meep has been slung
linkswarm
queue: New link: World Leaders On The Loo
sunny77
no
StartRecor+
Hi. Can I talk with you for a few minutes about Jesus Christ?
linkswarm
queue: New link: Serial Killer Cop Jailed For Murdering 22 Women
sunny77
bye
BeachGoat
Monkey meepskin walrus snot. I've had enough today.
BeachGoat
Pig loses to Thor on a Goat
meepbox
FTWORLD
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
BeachGoat
Wait until you're an old man, Sunnypie
linkswarm
queue: New link: There is more to Fight Club than meets the eye.
sunny77
you meep freaks
spankerchi+
Also waiting for test results from le heart exam and bloodwork.
spankerchi+
Gonna have to take a raincheck Goat. I'm still sick from spending all of Christmas and New-Year's in a house with no heat.
BeachGoat
As long as I can steam crab legs and melt meeper, I can find the scampi.
middle_age+
Too bad about steak and meep day.
BeachGoat
I wish it was. That's about all the action I'm getting in these senior years.
StartRecor+
Is "pet a baby goat" a euphemism?
sunny77
on Shouldn't have bought that PS4: you aren't meant to+
BeachGoat
You can still come pet a baby goat, Spanky. They went from kitten to terrier, but they're still cuteness therapy.
meepbox
on Shouldn't have bought that PS4: I don't understand.
sunny77
(:
spankerchi+
Ahh, THAT'S what I like about you sunny77; that was an emo chick move I just pulled. (meeping and not giving any details) Irritating, innit?
sunny77
on u put pitcures here: ![](http://fc08.devi+
sunny77
someone call the wambulance
spankerchi+
Not HORRIBLE.(Nobody's dead) But pretty fukkin BAD.
spankerchi+
This week was BAD.
sunny77
someone, somewhere is playing the worlds most imaginary violin
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: So is this thred+
sunny77
sunny77
misdirected rage/jealousy
dragonstaf+
So how did Lance manage to meep this meepwit off?
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