Pat Robertson: God Is Punishing Ariel Sharon

'God says, This land belongs to me. You better leave it alone.'

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  • GrapeApe
  • Jan05 '06

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I'm glad we have Pat, so we can know what God is thinking.

  • vasudeva
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Was that supposed to be funny? God don't like jokes, buster.

Dude was named after a mermaid. He deserves to die.

/Israel Hacker Force

  • mundhra
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pat robertson for DEAD POOL 2006.

Here's to hoping Pat Robertson is punished by God via meep fissures.

meep fissure wtf?

  • barch97
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what did the rest of us do to anger god enough to send us pat robertson?

  • vasudeva
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meep fissures, clearly.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell them there was a stripper in it.

There was one true word in that Pat Robertson exclusive!

extremist

  • nocal
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If any person dies who he doesn't like, God killed that person on purpose. What a deluded meep.

  • mundhra
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my mom mentioned a 'rumor' that new orleans was hosting a meep convention before katrina hit. i asked her if it would mean god hated ham sandwich eaters if the people in the wtc buildings were all eating ham sandwiches when they died. it made me carp sad.

^wow

i can relate, bro. i fukin hate ham.

  • BeachGoat
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Anyone notice he's an OLD jew? Old people tend to die, without conspiricies or divine malice. God isn't pissed, just bored and lonely. Once he gets Sharon up there with Arafat, there won't be any of the Old Guard left to tell the younger hot-headed meepers that we all agreed nuclear annihilation is a bad idea and they'll start throwing things that go boom at each other. Before you know it, God won't be bored OR lonely.

  • caveman
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Pat always manages to bring a tear to my eye whenever I read his words of godly inspired love.

Pat had some other stupid things to say.

  • mhofkp
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pat robertson is a terrorist

Dude, your mom's a terrorist.

  • acheron
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This guy is an meep christian trick monkey of the highest order, I hope they find his droves of child pornography and burn down his house

Seriously. Its time that churches in the US lost all tax exempt status. I could see allowing deductions for specific charitable expenditures, but everything else should be taxed at normal corporate rates.

  • SexNinja
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Yes^

double yes ^

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