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Photoshop RoozleRose For Great Justice

DOUBLE-JOINTED HIPS!?

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Happy B-Day

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  • HOBO
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  • Wotak
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I take a more spiritual approach...

Some good stuff here. I hope you like it RoozleRose.

Not very good with that photochoppery thing, but that's just one more thing I don't no about 'puters.

HAHAHAHA ^

  • ragoo
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Happy Birthday, Rosie!

  • Dumbskull
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Ah GDR, good one.

Ragoo, that tickled my pink spot.

  • shitbox
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSIE!!! Beset says HAPPY BIRTHDAY too! That BG/Roozle cigar smokin combo is a riot...good work GDR and Ragoo(austin Powers).

  • jwalker
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happy birthday, hope you have a great day :)

  • BeachGoat
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This is the Woman that has to live through my Psychotic Epispodes, Nights of Screaming Back Pain, Picky Eating, General Sniveling, and all other Unsavory Acts that a Man & Wife slog through over 15 years.

Here is the Goat Keeper, the Light on My Horns, the Grass in My Meadow, the Udder Like No Other.

She plays the violin & piano (as well as the guitar), and has that innate sense of Gypsy in her music. The song in the Heart is the one she lives.

The perfect counterpoint in the kitchen to my slaughterhouse 'the more animals that die for dinner, the better the meal' attitude, she always has the best breads or casseroles, knows how to be the hostess. Years of learning her class from the highest Washington Circles, she's always the polish on the silver. Her fine breeding extends far beyond her double-jointed hips.

Happy Birth Day to You, My wonderful Rose. You are the World's Finest. Better that Pizza!

Yer Pet Goat

And, yes, double-jointed hips. She can still do the splits all three ways.

Hahahahaha...heeheeheeheeheehee....gasp...giggle giggle...hahahaha...oh my God, you guys! Thank you, I really feel loved :)

Sorry, Goat tends to get a little mushy sometimes, but I'm sure lucky to have him. LOVE the Austin Powers pic!!

Happy Birthday from me and HellKat.

BeachGoat is a good guy and very lucky.

Don't worry about him getting mushey. The Kat gets embarrased too when I do it. But if you really love and appreciate your woman/lover/partner there isn't any reason not to say it in public.

  • Wotak
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WERD Az.

I couldn't live without my better half.

Happy B day Roozle!

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  • caveman
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Happy B'day RR!

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  • Gothmog
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I got you babe!

Happy Birthday, Rose.

  • Stump
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Happy B-Day dear Lady.

  • jwalker
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  • qwerty
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Happy Birthday.

'Wait 'til they get a load of me!'

'Wait till you get my load!'

  • dagwood
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You should prolly wipe my load off yer chin first

  • BeachGoat
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There's always room for cello!

  • qwerty
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Dvorak - Cello Concerto - Jacqueline du Pre Barenboim is just beautiful. I used to play violin and I've got to say that I loved playing in ensembles where there was a cello.

  • BeachGoat
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She's got short fingers, so we've been looking for a three-quarter size for a while, and right before her birthday, there it was, in good shape, with a bow and case, for about half of what we expected.

Happy Birthday, Baby!

  • qwerty
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The last time I bought a violin it cost about $1500. The bow was worth $700 and I had it re-stringed with $100 strings. Just curious how much is a cello worth?

  • mundhra
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qwerty: you mean you play fiddle?

  • qwerty
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used to.

HellKat shelled out over 5 large for her kids cello

  • BeachGoat
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We've had our eye out for a 3/4 cello or a full size viola for years. we figured if we could find either for under a grand, we would have a good deal.

A full cello used runs from $1500-$5000, a 3/4 about the same. the bow alone is usually between $250-$1000 for a decent one. Strings...well, you can spend as much as you want, starting off at around $100 a set for crappy ones.

So, when we found one for well under $500 (even less than $375) in VERY GOOD SHAPE with a case, new strings, and a nice bow, even though we couldn't afford it at the time....

Yeah... You don't pass up a deal like that. The bills will wait a week.

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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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"It's a Boy!"
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Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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