What Really Happened To Kurt?

Whacked by Courtney?

Decider: Admin

He's still dead though right? I'm just sayin...Its over let it go.

  • mhofkp
  • Jul20 '05

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i agree...who gives a meep...oh, by the way, i worked at a theater here in sactown with his shoe prints in green on the wall from a 1990 show!!!! ooooooo!!!! ain't i cool!!! meep cobain

she took his kid away, he was a heroin addict, and he SHOT HIMSELF IN THE meepING FACE WITH A 20 GUAGE

it hurt at the time, but now it's just over.

get on with it, folks.

  • vasudeva
  • Jul20 '05

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It never hurt me. It confused and hilarified me to see all those wayward, raw-souled kids piling up to make a fuking mecca to his house.

Hahaha. I guess people thought he had some answers for personal them hiding in his tunes? I dunno.

GUESS THE PARTY'S OVER YOU PUNKISH MEDIA DARLING.

yer right, i shoulda rote hurt me..

then again, i am a semi-functional emotional cripple

:)

ps, i plan on using raw-souled in a story or song, taht's good werdmaking, kudos.

  • SexNinja
  • Jul20 '05

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I plan on rubbing your soul raw with derisive commentary. That's good public policy.

  • vasudeva
  • Jul20 '05

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Just so old chap!

rub on, little buddy

  • JohnLenin
  • Jul20 '05

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moider!

' It appears this was not the first attempt on Cobain's life by Courtney Love. It was, however, the first to succeed.'

How can he be so sure that this wasn't the second or third successful attempt on his life? Talk about stating the meeping obvious.

  • casmhar
  • Jul20 '05

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If I had to live with that wacky meep, I would eat a 12 gauge too

meep

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  • nocal
  • Jul20 '05

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just saw a commercial for a gus van sant biopic that is being released about this meepe.

What happened to him: he followed his meep, married a meep, pregged her up and was most enthusiasically cashierd out.

Aliens removed his brain for questioning and used the shoygun to cover it up.... Really.

Kurt's kickin' it with the E-man. Yeah, that one.

Kurt's clothes should be rotted off his skeleton by now.

he's kickin' it with the soil of Puget Sound.

oh well, whatever, nevermind

  • mhofkp
  • Jul21 '05

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unwound was a 10 times better band...

  • BeachGoat
  • Jul21 '05

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Wouldn't it be great to dig up Kurt, tear the drugs out of his rotted gut track, and shoot them up? Like, what a meeping rush.

  • mhofkp
  • Jul21 '05

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let smoke his bones, man!!!! 3 times the amount!!!!

he was just really confused at the time. Im shure of it.

Lets play a little game!! WHERE WERE YOU WHEN KURT SHOT HISSELF??

I was at work, not caring.

I was at home trying to understand what he was singing.

  • Tango
  • Jul21 '05

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Wiping off the prints & reloading....

I was masturbatiung to revealing Courtney Love pics.

I still love that Paul Anka did his most popular song in lounge style. That was the third successful attempt on his life.

i have no memory of the event. april 5, '94 was a tuesday, so i was probably at work. if anyone told me, i'm sure i said 'who?'

wha? Kurts ded?!!

LIES!!!!

  • mhofkp
  • Jul21 '05

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i was at band practice, and all of my band-mates cried when i told them the news...hahahahahehehehex!

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