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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.




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good article
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Quote: ...or you could take the cap off Social Security taxes, which is now set at $90,000. That means at present any income you make over $90 K is not subject to Social Security taxes, one of the most flatly regressive features in the tax code.
FLATLY REGRESSIVE? I'm guessing ol' Molly's on the downside of that 90K figure.
Sure, let those who need it the least fund more for those who couldn't get their meep together...hey, while I'm at it, why don't I invite all these folks to come on over to my crib, swim in my pool, eat my food, and fuk my wife. Apparently, what is mine is for the taking...why stop at the money I earn? Capital idea...
I'll agree that the math for the Bush plan sux, but why not fix the math? I just can't understand why smart people argue FOR letting the government fix our problems, when the government has shown us time and time again that it is only capable of fuking things up worse.
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You might find this interesting.
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Outside of the extraordinarily poor, most people who make a decent wage can save on their own for retirement. The earlier you start, the more you'll have, and the smaller the amounts you need to put away. People who rely on Social Security for a comfortable retirement are idiots.
Social Security is good enough to keep you alive for a while if meep hits the fan.
I'll all fall apart before my meep sees a dime anyway. :-(
May07 '05
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until something fuking disasterous happens that leaves you with zilch. that's what ss is for. it's not meant to be a sole source of income, although in some cases it certainly (and unfortunately) is.
anyway, the point of this is not to argue the merits of ss. the point is that bushco wants this so badly that they're willing to throw away millions of tax dollars on a travelling dog & pony show and feed you lies to do it. if that doesn't immediately raise your hackles, you're probably dead.
May08 '05
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You can assert that SS is there to help you in the event 'fuking disasterous happens that leaves you with zilch' based upon the rationalizations held forth to execute the fiscally an morally bankrupt concept.
I know that you, of all folk here, know better than to do that.
Rather than the bullmeep sales pitch, take a look at what SS is actually used for, how it actually works; examine it's operating moral and fiscal principles and you'll then know it's purpose.
The 'travelling dog and pony show' does not raise my hackles in the least, because 'reforming' SS in any manner other than eliminiating it remains nothing more than perpetuating the atrocity that it is.
I mean really, first there was bullmeep, then there was bullmeep plus!, then there was bullmeep Ultra!, and now there's bullmeep extreme.
In this LOki's mind, it's the same bullmeep in a different package and the 'opposition' does not oppose the continuing of the bullmeep, but actually want to keep the bullmeep, and further more actually do oppose the perfectly valid (although disingenuous) selling points of account ownership and privatization.
No, the 'travelling dog and pony show' does not nearly do the job of raising my hackles as much as firmly entrenched dwarf and midget show that continues to insist that this theft of my earnings is in my own best interest.
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Hackles is the word for the day folks.
Hackles.
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me: here look at this article about political doublespeak. tricksy hobbitses.
clavis: oh meep molly ivans! social security is socialism! hobos will be swimming in my pool!
me: yes yes. it's about doublespeak. language can be used to fuk up your meep.
loki: social security is morally bankrupt. it's all bullmeepty bullmeep by bullmeepters. jimmy crack corn and i don't care.
clavis: arf!
me: yes yes.