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BeachGoat
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.




Apr22 '05
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didn't finish, but it was pretty cool. thought the $ was based on the symbol for peso, though.
Apr22 '05
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'The white part of your fingernail is called the lunula.' I never knew that.
Apr22 '05
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snapple surrenders
Apr22 '05
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'The slogan on New Hampshire license plates is 'Live Free or Die'. These license plates are manufactured by prisoners in the state prison in Concord.'
That's ironic.
Apr22 '05
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Maybe the crooks will take the suggestion from the plates and do some kind of heaven's gate mass suicide thing since they are not 'living free'. Keep your fingers crossed.
Apr22 '05
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The dollar symbol ($) is a U combined with an S (U.S.)
wrong, the dollar symbol is an old spanish symbol for 'pieces of 8'
Apr22 '05
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Hacky-sack was invented in Turkey.
wrong, it is an ancient chinese game
i'll stop now
Apr22 '05
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Ghostrideryyz, You are misinformed on the US Dollar symbol. If you leek at Really old US currency It looks like a U over an S. Then as time goes onn the U turned into just two vertical lines. || like so. And then just one line. I collect coins and money and stuff. I am a loser and meep proud of it. Thats why I am a swarmer trie dand true for at least the past two days or so.
Apr22 '05
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if you look at really old spanish manuscripts, you will find $ as a money symbol.
HAHAHAHA......I am TEH WIN !!1!
Apr22 '05
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^^ yeah I stopped at #2 myself how does : 'The dollar symbol ($) is a U combined with an S (U.S.)'
do that? let's see an S ok, but the Line? | is that a u? ok, I see 2 lines, paralell somehow become connected right?
U != |
Apr23 '05
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pfft... I'm still stuck at #1: 'Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.'
Barbie IS life size. So am I and so is my chair and my house and that tree. Barbie's a doll. She's not coming to life and getting bigger.
Apr23 '05
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'British currency (before it went metric) was always quoted as 'pounds/shillings/pence', abbreviated 'L/s/d' (libra/solidus/denarius). '
Lingua Franca!
Apr23 '05
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'Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.'
BULLmeep!!!
Your nose and ears stop growing when the rest of you stops growing... when you DIE. Nothing 'NEVER' stops growing. Except of course my contept for misquoted facts.
Apr23 '05
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'wrong, the dollar symbol is an old spanish symbol for 'pieces of 8''
You sir,are WRONG!! The $ is merely a capital 4.Duh
Apr23 '05
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clickz0r
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Barch97: Nothing 'NEVER' stops growing. Except of course my contept for misquoted facts.
Right, barch. They really meant that the cemeteries were full of acre after acre of still-growing cartilage splitting through coffins and providing future generations with rich soil.
You meep.
Apr23 '05
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I don't know what they 'meant' but, I do know what they said. They said '...our nose and ears never stop growing.'
Of course only a moron would assume that that is what they meant but the fact remains... they're presenting these ideas as 'fact' and they're not taking the neccessary care to phrase them in such a way that they are factual.
Take for example: 'Emus cannot walk backwards.' That may be true but maybe it's not. It's a statement that cannot be proven. Maybe no one has ever observed an emu walking backwards. That doesn't neccessarily mean they can't. Maybe you just haven't given them the proper motivation to attempt it. Maybe they're incredible optomic forward thinking creatures that refuse to relive the past. Maybe they just don't understand what you mean when say 'Hey there emu, walk backwards, would ya?'
Apr23 '05
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You have to teach them when they're young, like piano or French.
Apr24 '05
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Lots of typos, repeat entries, and some facts that I read were not really true, such as the story about 'Ring Around the Rosey' being related to the Bubonic Plague (which was first related to me by a tour guide in London). Later on I read that this is a common fallacy (http://www.snopes.com/language/literary/rosie.htm).
Wkipipedia it aint, but a fun read. ... Hmm, 'octothorpe'?
Apr24 '05
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Yeah, stop arguing about the Dollar sign you losers.
$ <-- US Dollar = Worthless paper <-- Pounds Sterling = teh money!
Apr25 '05
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But if you look at the old US currency....wait I don't give a meep.
May02 '05
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20 newborn opossums can fit into a tablespoon.