Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger Of Germany Is The New Pope
It's cool to be able to say the new Pope was a nazi. Especially because it's kind of true.
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'Goat, go for the King Crimson next. That'll meep 'em.
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Sabbath, Bastrds of Reality
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Deep Purple, loud as it could go. Nothing like being snubbed by all the neighbors
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lou reeds white noise should buzz em'
BeachGoat
Playing horrible music for the party next door that we weren't invited to...buggers!
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linkswarm
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HOBO
You wish your meep was ripping
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Heather
on My man , Skanky.: Same.+
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LOki
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spankerchi+
I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
spankerchi+
IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
bobacus
JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
tesco
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LOki
also, dog jamming
pete56
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LINK: Adios Ray Manzarek
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
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The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
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Linkswarm must live.
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While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
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middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
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LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
LOki
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spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
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bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
spod
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Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
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I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
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Apr19 '05
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panzer pope
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i was kinda hoping they would pick the black guy.
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What is the significance of the new pope calling himself Pope Benedict XVI?
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What is the significance of the new pope calling himself Pope Benedict XVI?
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cause if he named himself pope adolf folks would be more suspicious of his activities during WW2 than they already are.
Apr19 '05
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OK. Check this out:
Is Ratzinger the evil, Robert Blake 'mystery guy' from the movie Lost Highway?
Apr19 '05
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sieg heil meepes
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i hope he dies soon, so we can elect someone who'll tell my girlfriend to give it up
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^ why don't you elect a new GF
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'Dear brothers and sisters, after our great Pope, John Paul II, the Cardinals have elected me, a simple, humble worker in God's vineyard. I am consoled by the fact that the Lord knows how to work and how to act, even with insufficient tools, and I especially trust in your prayers. In the joy of the resurrected Lord, trustful of his permanent help, we go ahead, sure that God will help. And Mary, his most beloved Mother, stands on our side. Thank you. '
insufficient tools, now thats a good definition of priests, popes aso.
Apr19 '05
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If you don't like him, just dont listen to him. If his actions negatively affect you, than kill him and get a new pope. Its just that simple.
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I like him, Its the Pope, the german pope! And now with the number 16, cardinal ranziger on the field. goal!
I have heard worser news, a new pope is always good, like a new president, maybe.
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still a little hard to get past the fact that he swore an oath of loyalty to hitler upon entering the german army.........
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It sounds to me like you all have a little Catholic-Nazi envy.
Just rest assured (and obviously something you all haven't comprehended), God is in control of this situation. He made Pope John Paul #2 die so that this 'nazi' pope could take over control of the church.
It is not our place as God fearing people to judge ANYONE, especially Nazi's. THIS IS ALL A PART OF GODS' MYSTERIOUS PLAN. What better display of God's omnipotent power than to make a former Nazi the Pope? To bring the much malined Nazi culture into the forefront of God's harmonic love is an ASTOUNDING move on God's part and basically says, ' Hey, remember me...I'm God...yeah....that's right, I'm gonna to do whatever the heck I want...yeah...and you sniveling non-believeing whiners can't do a darn thing about it, BECAUSE I'M GOD.'
I GIVE GOD'S CHOICE FOR POPE A BIG +1.
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nocal: she's a really good cook.
Apr19 '05
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All hail our new Emper...erm...Pope!
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Sprechen Sie Clicky?
Apr19 '05
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haha gothmog, this picture is awesome. And again i say: this thread deserve get more attention then terry shiavos!
And, well, wallygator, its the church, the new and fresh church! The church doesnt deal with old stuff, nor do they care. whatever, he isnt more or fewer nazi then everybody in government or in the church. They sail with the wind, who dont? I say who hadnt sailed with the nazi-wind, the dead people. He is empopeor, anyway, and it doesnt matter wether nazi or not. Slippedhole hits the nail on the head. God is funny.
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^poetry, pure unaduterated poetry.
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Ratzinger? Isn't that the guy who played Cliff Clavin????
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The prophecy has come to pass
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Huzzah
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'Superman Tue Apr 19
Thats where I knew that name from. Fuked me all day trying to remember. Besides, this pope looks dead already.
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Pope Benedict XVI - Proudly leading the Church into the 19th century.
Apr20 '05
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I am afraid this Pope won't be the 'cathalyzer' you were looking for.
Middle ages, here we come again. Why not pick the Cardinal of Africa, and try to quell the civil wars? Why not pick the Cardinal of Middle East, and try to establish a new understanding with the Muslims?
It almost makes me wonder if the conservative forces of the West have had influence on the decision. Nothing like an conservative Pope to complement the frothing-at-the-mouth right-wingers here.
The world has gone to meep, and we are all but turds swirling in its toilet bowl.
Apr20 '05
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He is 78 years old, so we should have another new pope in the Vatican at about the same time as there is a new President in the Whitehouse.
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just because the guy is a white male catholic born in germany in 1928 and he's fanatically conservative and intollerant, doesn't necessarily mean he was/is a nazi. let's give teh guy a chance to prove himself here, fellas. Benefit of the doubt?
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He was a member of the Hitler Youth as a child, but is not old enough to have served in the army during WWll. He would have turned 18 in 1945.
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hey dragonstaff, it's in his bio that he was in the german army......they were'nt all that strict on age when we they were getting their meep handed to them in the last years of the war
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Hey kids!
it's Emperor Papaltine
Apr21 '05
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At least thei Pope believes in Birth Control...
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Bush Praises Pope Constantine the meephead 'He's a man of great wisdom and knowledge,' Mr Bush said.
Hmmmm.... I never joined the Nazi youth. What does that make me?
meep YOU GEORGE W. BUSH and your meeping NAZI views. You are the most un-American smeepbag. The Nazis spoke of the Fatherland. Bush talks of the Homeland. Now he views a Nazi as a man of great Wisdom and Knowledge. meep the both of them. I hope somebody shoots this Nazi before he does real harm.
meep GW BUSH. MAY HE BURN IN meep.
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Scattered tentative applause
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