Pope John Paul II Finally Fuking Dead
WHEW! Almost didn't think we were gonna make it.
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BeachGoat
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.




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Fantastic! Who's Tomorrow?
Apr02 '05
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ahhhhh you meeper, you beat me to it! your article wasnt there before i submitted. I submitted, refreshed and you beat me!
Apr02 '05
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Nevermind fl_projekt. The next dead Pope is all yours. ;)
Apr02 '05
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Tagnut, you're tomorrow. Look at the fuking page title, eh? What's it say? Jeezus pleezus.
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See you in meep fukers!
Apr02 '05
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Wow...the pope was in control of over 1/6 of the worlds population.
Apr02 '05
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and poland shuts down
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Ok. That's it. The Pope is dead. I'm moving on.
Apr02 '05
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as far as Pope's go, this guy was awight with me.
Apr02 '05
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Yes, but we loved him with all our might..and still, he's dead.
How sad.
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Castro is next!
Apr02 '05
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We should start a pool for the country the next Pope will come from.
Apr02 '05
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just to confuse the whole world, the next guy should be from israel
Apr03 '05
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or from america.
Well, now his supply of services business company, called church needs a new manager.
Apr03 '05
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Ding Dong. The pope is Ded. Which old pope? The ancient pope! Ding Dong.
and stuff.
Apr03 '05
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See? Still no rapture. I hope some are questioning thier faith right now.
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Cultists!
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I reject your anti-christianity, i see 35 posts about terry shiavo, a woman whose only contribution to the mankind consists of the fact that she brought up a debatte on deciding who is dead or not.
And i see 18 comments about the pope, THE POPE, man, who did symbolic gestures like meeting the jews, beeing sorry for which burnings, the one who prayed with the guy who wanted to kill him. What happend to the old christian believe that a soul is more importand then another?
Apr03 '05
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Wow Sachsenpaule, way to clearly point out the hypocrasy that exists regarding the whole Pope/Shiavo issue.
The way I see it, the Pope and Terry Shiavo are society's latch-key kids vying for the attention of an aloof parent called linkswarm.com. You are right! It isn't fair that cutie, cutie, little Shiavo gets all the attention with her starvation tactics and bedside protesters while our pious, penitant Pope gets forgotten like yesterdays garbage. IT ISN'T RIGHT! Shiavo stole The Pope's thunder!
Let's all do our part to right this wrong...PLEASE HELP GET THE POPE'S POST COUNT HIGHER THAN SHIAVO'S!
Apr03 '05
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Well, now we have our holy mission.
Nevertheless, thats EXACTLY what iam saying. I mean, the pope maybe will knock on gods door, and god will be saying something like 'get lost, i just want to play popolous, and you guys are always disturbing me'
But what concerns ms shiavo: she wouldnt get to gods door, and if she would, (s)he would say 'ok, you have had a terri-ble fate, but why are you bothering me with this?'
Apr03 '05
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You and I are on EXACTLY the same page, bro. AND we are making some headway here. BUT some meep just posted another comment on Shiavos link thread. Do you have any friends or relatives that you could get online to post some more comments so we can catch up? I will see if I can scrounge up some folks. This is bullmeep, the Pope IS way better than Shiavo.
And hey, that whole schpeel about God's doorstep...I don't think your helping our cause...I think your scaring people away, bro.
Apr04 '05
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^meep
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The Pope's parent's made their family fortune manufacturing gas for the concentration camps to exterminate Jews. That's hardly humanitarian!
Apr04 '05
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Ha! Terry Schiavos parents didnt even do that. Maybe they assured that the gas wasnt to dirty, nobody wants to die from unpurified gas.
The Pope is not responsible for this, but nevertheless he apologized for it.
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'The whole world mourns beloved Pope'
Really?
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You know what? ~56,655,194 other people died 4/2 and I don't give a fuk about them either.
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Well i like the pope somehow, he only raped my once.
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oh come on Loki. i know you care.
Apr04 '05
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LOki only cares about midgets. And strictly midgets.
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lefen=englock living vicariously through americans.
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i think it's nice that the pope gave all those schaivo protesters something else to do together. you know, sort of an after-party where they can exchange phone numbers and tips about which kind of little paper cup is best for holding vigil candles, and what brand of lip balm is good for preventing tape chap.
by most accounts this pope was an ok guy with a sense of duty and humor. also, he told starving and aids-ravaged africans that condoms were sinful. also also, that cardinal law guy that presided over the boston archdiocese kiddie molestation stuff? the pope gave him a cushy job in rome, where one of his new duties is choosing a new pope.
so i hope the catholic league and will ahem forgive me if i simply note the passing of an ok guy with a sense of duty and humor, but fail to fall down and weep and convulse and wave little candles.
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^HAHAHAHAHA!