Fido + Explosive Diarrhea + PC == Damage

haha, fuking awesome.

So owned.

You mean pwnt.

'Needless to say, we had to buy a new case...'

Why? Your soft prissy fingers can't wipe up dog meep? It doesn't look like any electronics were damaged. Lazy, infantile, prima donna deserves it in the face next time. Guess he'd have to throw it away, and we'd all take a moment for a happy dance.

Isn't this a story from Vas's childhood in Costa Rica? Or was that a different country and a wall job?

Different country, and a wall job. I'm surprised you remember that: I don't remember posting it.

It was a husky with a bad stomach in Puerto Rico. meep blasted out 3' high on the wall.

If my dog did that, I'd sell him to the korean family down the road.

Tastes like Chicken...

if my dog did that....... i would feed him the same stuff i fed him earlier and put hum under my arm backwards and hold his tail up, that way when i saw you, i could squeeze his belly with my arm and hose you down

Yeah yeah blame it on the dog...

The case itself appears to be a typical mid tower having approximate front side dimensions of 18 inches high and 8 inches across. The poo is quite watery, indicating either stomach ilness or inappropriate diet, likely accompanied by flatulants. Since dogs squat to meep this was likely a surpise to the dog, a 'hershy squirt'. While it is impossible to know how close the dog was standing, the impact spatter and complete horizontal spread across all 8 inches of the computer and beyond suggest very close, less than a foot away IF, in fact, the squirt was gas powered. Given the distance from case to canine we can make some assumptions about the dog. The verticle height achieved rules out some small breeds as well as some large ones. The sustained height of the spray suggests a breed with a clear shot and hence a docked tail. The docked tail assumption is supported by our estimated distance between rectum and computer, although the tail may simply be curly, such as that of a husky. The volume too, suggests something heavier than a minature poodle or a basenji. To mistake this much meep for 'just gas' the animal is likely a rottweiler.

Very keen observation skillz sir. I can see it now, CSI Dog Doo

HAHAHAH @ poopy.