Moral Matrix

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  • qwerty

  • Jan04 '05

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I'm better than you!!

This is God meep awesome.

Well God meep! I am a Republican. And that's for being nearly smack in the middle of the chart.

  • Heather

  • Jan04 '05

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Kerry?

Hail no

Doods keep the max pixel width under 480 and vas will have no reason to rapecill.

  • vasudeva

  • Jan04 '05

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Actually, looks like that number may be smaller for the link comments, because the comment starts halfway into the page, plus the right-hand blocks.

I think I've warned enough people now that I can just start smoking the offending images, but let me put in a bit of delay. When you guys see an image that fuks up in the link comments, comment there to let me know. That way I'll get kind of an informal survey on screen size and can do damage control accordingly.

PSA OVAR.

  • Doob

  • Jan04 '05

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I.R. Liburul at yer soivish

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  • Mofo

  • Jan04 '05

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I'm a socialist.

  • ragoo

  • Jan04 '05

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Sweet Jesus, I'm a moderate conservative. NOOOOOOOOO!

Fastlane you hillbilly neo-nazi you. lol :)

:)

  • Tvaren

  • Jan05 '05

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Two ticks to the left, right on center horizontal line.

  • SexNinja

  • Jan05 '05

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short test.

long test.

Big difference in results, Ninja.

5 ticks Left 2 ticks up for me.

  • ran93r

  • Jan05 '05

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Hurrah for Socialism, I always liked Jimmy Carter.

  • LOki

  • Jan05 '05

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Crakalakin: 'Well God meep! I am a Republican. And that's for being nearly smack in the middle of the chart.

Don't be too terribly discouraged--It put me in as a Conservative NeoLiberal (whatever the confusing fuk that might be).

I think the test has a 'Good = Republican' bias.

  • vasudeva

  • Jan05 '05

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Good DOES equal Republican, you fukjob. Don't you read freerepublic.com?

Horay for socialism!

haha im more liberal than you neocon meeps

socialism!

  • Tvaren

  • Jan06 '05

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magicchex, it's not difficult to be more liberal than neocons. Especially with a purple mushroom tip MS Paint meep avatar.

yeah d00d it took like 2 hours, especially with the tri-colored mushroom head

  1. System: Socialism
  2. Variation: Moral Socialism
  3. Ideologies: Activism
  4. US Parties: Green Party
  5. Presidents: Jimmy Carter (88.73%)
  6. 2004 Election Candidates: Ralph Nader (96.88%), John Kerry (80.99%), George W. Bush (43.66%)

Eh... I am Green Party and I did vote for Nader. Socialist? Nah, more of a conservative anarchist. That is anarchy in the Thoreouian sense, not the teenage angst phase anarchy.

anarchy in the Thoreouian sense i with you mate ANARCHY NO TONY BLAIR how good would that be true democracy power to the people

  • zapple

  • Jan08 '05

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I'm in the moderate liberalism block

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BeachGoat
on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Oh, yeah,+
spankerchi+
on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Sweet!
Crapalicio+
LINK: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
dragonstaf+
LINK: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
sunny77
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
on Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth: the only thing+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
LINK: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
LINK: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: I play banjo.
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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