| Mon 05/05/08 | Retard Limey Flyboy Junks $136M Jet And Lives | PutaMadre | 5 comments | Reads: 788 |
| Mon 05/05/08 | Coma Girl Wakes To Finger Abusers | PutaMadre | 2 comments | Reads: 1595 |
| Fri 05/02/08 | Man Attempts To Cash 360bill Check | shitbox | 12 comments | Reads: 1007 |
| Fri 05/02/08 | News: Negros Can't Swim | truenative | 9 comments | Reads: 980 |
| Wed 04/30/08 | Shell And BP Post Record First Quarter Profits | shitbox | 8 comments | Reads: 631 |
| Mon 04/28/08 | The $300,000 Watch That Doesn’t Tell Time | MstrLance | 2 comments | Reads: 1084 |
| Mon 04/28/08 | Bouncing Babies: Indians Toss Their Newborns Off 50ft Buildings For Luck | LORDKAHUNA | 3 comments | Reads: 715 |
| Thu 04/24/08 | Filling Up Imaginary Car Leads To Drug Arrest | sikki_nixx | 3 comments | Reads: 758 |
| Wed 04/23/08 | U.S. To Televise 9/11 Trial, But Only For Victims' Families | shitbox | 3 comments | Reads: 422 |
| Tue 04/22/08 | The 'Why Bother?' Generation | MstrLance | 4 comments | Reads: 898 |
| Mon 04/21/08 | Bad, Bad Idea: The Anti-Hijacking Safety Bracelet | LORDKAHUNA | comment | Reads: 912 |
| Mon 04/14/08 | Dude Busted For Selling Fake Crack To Nursing Home Seniors | truenative | 1 comment | Reads: 489 |
| Sun 04/13/08 | Dr. Phil Posts Bail For 'Cheerleader Beating' Ringleader | Clavis_Apocalypticae | 1 comment | Reads: 853 |
| Sun 04/13/08 | Bike Fucker Placed On Probation | LORDKAHUNA | 2 comments | Reads: 642 |
| Tue 04/08/08 | State Lawmaker Tells Atheist To GTFO | ragoo | 3 comments | Reads: 656 |
| Tue 04/08/08 | Dont Drink And Beg... | partial | comment | Reads: 586 |
| Sat 04/05/08 | Police At Florida State Difuse A-Bomb | sikki_nixx | comment | Reads: 756 |
| Fri 04/04/08 | Killing Two Birds With One Stone | marek_kurwa | 1 comment | Reads: 1041 |
| Fri 04/04/08 | NKOTB Reunite And Announce Tour | shitbox | 6 comments | Reads: 533 |
| Thu 04/03/08 | Formula One Racing Star's Nazi Orgy | BeachGoat | 3 comments | Reads: 1068 |
| Sun 03/30/08 | Scooter Tank | Crackalackin | 2 comments | Reads: 862 |
| Sun 03/30/08 | TSA Forces Woman To Remove Stubborn Nipple Rings W/ Pliers | sikki_nixx | 7 comments | Reads: 767 |
| Sun 03/30/08 | 2 Hurt, 6 Vehicles Shot, I-64 | wotak | 1 comment | Reads: 546 |
| Fri 03/28/08 | Douchebag Parents Let Daughter Die From Diabetes | coknurmowth | 22 comments | Reads: 915 |
| Thu 03/27/08 | Bank Exec: Persistence Pays Off For Murder/Suicide | bigdinwaunakee | 3 comments | Reads: 525 |
| Wed 03/26/08 | Jackass Critics | nocal | comment | Reads: 755 |
| Wed 03/26/08 | It's Raining McCain | Regulator | 29 comments | Reads: 2272 |
| Wed 03/26/08 | Angels Of Light, Or Some Such Thing | freakmachine | 5 comments | Reads: 777 |
| Tue 03/25/08 | Man Uses Handgun To Drill Hole For Satellite TV, Kills Wife | MstrLance | 10 comments | Reads: 1255 |
| Mon 03/24/08 | Thousands Of Idiots Who Bought Fake Art, Are S.O.L | shitbox | 3 comments | Reads: 749 |
| Sat 03/22/08 | Red Light Cameras Too Effective | coopadon | 3 comments | Reads: 1386 |
| Wed 03/19/08 | Dumbass Hides Engagement Ring In Helium Balloon, Hilarity Ensues. | coknurmowth | 6 comments | Reads: 777 |
| Fri 03/14/08 | Sherriff Recommends Charges Against Toilet-girl's Boyfriend | mstrlance | comment | Reads: 722 |
| Fri 03/14/08 | Ethiopia Gold Reserves Are Fake | PutaMadre | 8 comments | Reads: 824 |
| Wed 03/12/08 | Woman Sat On Toilet For 2 Years | PutaMadre | 2 comments | Reads: 1191 |
| Tue 03/11/08 | Italy's Highest Court: Women In Jeans 'Cannot Be Raped' | spod | 8 comments | Reads: 908 |
| Mon 03/10/08 | Caught Speeding On Camera, Police Officers Refuse To Pay Tickets | mstrlance | 3 comments | Reads: 784 |
| Sun 03/09/08 | Film Maker Uwe Boll Doesn't Like Critics | hoyaguru | comment | Reads: 683 |
| Sat 03/08/08 | London's Lamposts Get Padded For Idiot Texters' Protection | mstrlance | comment | Reads: 568 |
| Sat 03/08/08 | The Dunce | trickbear | 5 comments | Reads: 803 |
| Wed 03/05/08 | Huckabee Out Of White House Race | SexNinja | 6 comments | Reads: 452 |
| Wed 03/05/08 | Wikipedia's Jimmy Wales's Dirty Laundry | Crackalackin | 2 comments | Reads: 821 |
| Wed 03/05/08 | Drug Smuggler Undergoes Fingertip Mutilation To Hide Identity | sikki_nixx | 1 comment | Reads: 651 |
| Tue 03/04/08 | No Difference Between Monster Cable Sound, Coat Hangers | shitbox | 5 comments | Reads: 1006 |
| Sun 03/02/08 | Human Dies So Cat May Live | PutaMadre | 14 comments | Reads: 1061 |
| Sun 03/02/08 | Asshat Insurance Company Posts Social Security Numbers Of Physicians On Net | bigdinwaunakee | comment | Reads: 435 |
| Sat 03/01/08 | Jackass Cop Arrest Fire Chief During An Accident Rescue | coknurmowth | 5 comments | Reads: 840 |
| Fri 02/29/08 | Asshat Administrators Take Classroom Hostage | sikki_nixx | 1 comment | Reads: 646 |
| Thu 02/28/08 | Truckspills | spod | 4 comments | Reads: 1017 |
| Thu 02/28/08 | Would-be Robbers Stumble Into Aussie Biker Meeting. | mstrlance | comment | Reads: 599 |
| Wed 02/27/08 | Uptight Town Fires Mayor Over Nudie Pix (slideshow) | PutaMadre | 7 comments | Reads: 1605 |
| Wed 02/27/08 | Almost Beyond Repair | Crackalackin | 14 comments | Reads: 1504 |
| Sat 02/23/08 | Obama's Fainting Ladies | coknurmowth | 6 comments | Reads: 1030 |
| Fri 02/22/08 | Denied Access To A Cancer Drug, Even Though She Would Pay... | hankrearden | 14 comments | Reads: 793 |
| Fri 02/22/08 | Things For Sale That I Will Mail You | vasudeva | 3 comments | Reads: 1285 |
| Fri 02/22/08 | Tacky Religious Products Guaranteed To Anger God | jreedy88 | 9 comments | Reads: 1040 |
| Mon 02/18/08 | Emergency Patients Held In Ambulances For 5 Hours... | hankrearden | 3 comments | Reads: 527 |
| Sun 02/17/08 | Virtuoso's Trip Destroys Priceless Stradivarius | LORDKAHUNA | 3 comments | Reads: 653 |
| Sat 02/16/08 | Balimore Cops V.S. Skateboarder | LORDKAHUNA | 7 comments | Reads: 766 |
| Sat 02/16/08 | Jeff Hunt A Real Cunt Destroys Student's Project | bigdinwaunakee | 1 comment | Reads: 1108 |
| Fri 02/15/08 | Man Calls 911 27,000 Times, Finally Arrested | gork | 3 comments | Reads: 621 |
| Fri 02/15/08 | Gamer Arrested After Shooting Threat On COD 4 | Gh0stDog | 4 comments | Reads: 744 |
| Thu 02/14/08 | Officer Rivieri Vs. 14yr Old Skateborder: Baltimore Police Brutality Video | Gh0stDog | 10 comments | Reads: 851 |
| Thu 02/14/08 | Best Buy Loses Woman's Laptop, Is Sued For $54M... | trickbear | comment | Reads: 721 |
| Thu 02/14/08 | Tom Cruise Leaked Video 'Let's Clean This Place Up' | LORDKAHUNA | 8 comments | Reads: 934 |
| Thu 02/14/08 | Beauty Queen From Hell | LORDKAHUNA | 13 comments | Reads: 1379 |
| Tue 02/12/08 | I've Seen A Lot Of Spinals, Dude, And This Guy Is A Fake. | KingOf7 | 26 comments | Reads: 1214 |
| Mon 02/11/08 | 90 Day Jane (I'm Going To Kill MySelf In 90 Days) | trickbear | 37 comments | Reads: 2257 |
| Mon 02/11/08 | 8-year-old Boy Returning To Class As Girl | dragonstaff | comment | Reads: 1073 |
| Mon 02/11/08 | Fireballs You Can Hold - What Jamie Found | dragonstaff | 3 comments | Reads: 952 |
| Sat 02/09/08 | Diy Circumcisions Land Daddy In The Slammer | MstrLance | 1 comment | Reads: 411 |
| Fri 02/08/08 | Don't Piss Next To Me, Bro | nocal | 3 comments | Reads: 1118 |
| Thu 02/07/08 | Street Drug Give Man Permanent Smile | dent | 3 comments | Reads: 1038 |
| Thu 02/07/08 | How The Team At CSI: Denmark Stole My Computer | sikki_nixx | comment | Reads: 414 |
| Thu 02/07/08 | Judge Recuses Himself After Insulting Black Women | hankrearden | 16 comments | Reads: 556 |