It's officially the weekend, and I have absolutely nothing to do. Megarad is slow. Last seen registered user was 5 hours and 27 minutes ago.
There seems to be something about me or my perfume or something that puts Asian people to sleep.
I have just returned from the woods tonight. Again, playing G.I. Joe, trying to kill Cobra Commander. And I remembered something funny about the women while reading MO's story, that kind of involves a dumb thing I did awhile back.
mmm...meep, I haven't been around in a while. Well, I'mmmm BAAAACK. Yeah, my computer took a short flight out of my window when it started talking back to me one day. The only thing that slowed the impact of it into a brand new '"hyper-jet, fast and the furious, dodge neon" was the guy's head that owned it. DO NOT FEAR, soon I will find something to rant and rave about.
so i just remembered something of note.
It was watching "Seinfeld" the other night. I hadn't watched that show in years. I forgot how funny that show really was(exception of the last season). I don't really watch to much meep tube anymore but compared to the meep that's on today, Jerry, Kramer, and George were pretty good. Elaine is not funny. You know what else would be funny? A show starring KHZ! Just have a camera crew follow him around and observe the high-jinx! If you think about it, isn't kHz Jerry, Kramer, and George all wrapped up in one? Vasudeva could portray the Newman character.
The people that are supposed to be intelligent are completely lacking in the brain department. I am hating the position I am in right now at quite the extreme level. I am highly considering getting NOTHING done this whole summer because of one dumb meep. If this is the case, I will gladly take my pay for working on megarad instead of doing paid work. My day has gone bad... and with how pissed i am.. My mouth might get me fired.
Back in April my wife and I learned we would be expexting our first child. This was great news because we are both in our thirties and we have finally settled down, you know home job finances ect. Well at the 16 week mark my wife had some blood tests and there was concern due to some elevated levels of something and based on her age. We got a phone call from the Doctor telling us that we had a 1 in 43 chance of a Downs Syndrome baby.
Ok.. well.. here is the link that has all the nice photos and descriptions of what I have done to my computer.. I hope that you guys enjoy it and tell me what you think so far.
After two weeks of basically no internet service( on for 10 minutes, off for a day), after 4 cable modems, after countless calls to "tech support"( I use that term loosely here), I finally have my connection back.
Yes, it is true... Internet shame is EVERYWHERE. It is smack dab in the middle of summer and most people are out enjoying the weather or working at their silly deskjobs constantly searching hotjobs.com for something better. Currently, the person next to me is slamming a file cabinet around and it sucks. I just yelled over.. "Hey, that sucks!" and it seemed to have stopped. Good for the power of me.
So I get to work this AM and settle in. Make a Terminal Server connection back to my home box to see if I got any interesting mail over night, and find a "random_internet_stranger sent you an instant message, accept it? yes/no." I accept it, naturally, and find some guy introducing himself and telling me my writing has inspired him to do something or other. There's a link. I hit it.
A trip to Connecticut for an extended weekend turned tragic for me as I discovered how much nature can suck so much meep. Of course, the state itself is an meep-sucking experience, but the only thing worse than nature, is nature in Connecticut.
as i was leaving my tip for lunch i thought about the game i play. i used to think i played it with everyone else...
It's good to go where people have known you for more than 5 months. It's refreshing and necessary. However, this past trip to CT was a bit odd, and, making a long story short (ok, not really - I'm going to ramble), I'd like to fill you in a little and hopefully hear some opinions. I have a feeling this won't be a problem. You guys (and I am also a guilty party to this) are constantly itching for something to criticize, and meep if I don't love you for it.
I was perusing the members list and this made me chuckle.
Time and time again, computer stupids completely make me want to buy them a shovel so they can bury themselves. I had this lady in the office come up to me and first ask me "Hey, Terry... are you a computer weenie?" And I just looked at her and replied, "Are you a question weenie?"
It's 11:36 PM on a Saturday night and I am upgrading Megarad.
The meeping cat did it again.
I sang songs, drove extraordinarily fast, picked my nose a few times, had some breakfast food from BK and thought about the times that we once had... over the weekend.
Wow, does this place dull out over the weekend, or what? No news, no incindiary comments, no meepually charged journals. I must be the only loser around the house on weekends.
Last night, I set up a kind of personal journal/website concerning my music and my musical career. And other things, but the music is supposed to dominate, as that is the only thing I do which might be of interest to anyone else.
The other day at work I'm in the bathroom brushing my teeth after a particularly long love affair with my morning espresso. Nothing too weird about this; I find that it makes some American males a little uncomfortable, but mostly because of the whole sink-to-toothbrusher relationship, and the fact that our bathroom has, bogglingly, only one sink.
At my job I am forced to print things through a HP Laserjet III That has got to be as old as meeping dirt! This piece of meep has no memeory and meeps with my head every meeping day! I want to smameep into a million pieces! Or light it on fire. Yeah I like the fire idea better.
My wife is leaving to Cape Cod for a week and a half. Anyone want to go out Boozing?
When I think of all the good people on this planet, I consider offing myself and starting new. Just maybe I would have done things differently, but who is to say. Excitement has filled my office as I recently imported a few fun toys to grace my desktop. I now have a mini-darth maul and a giant yellow frog that are here to protect me from the desires of getting anything accomplished. As a few of you have noticed, I have not been about to get into IRC lately and poke fun at the variety of slack weirdos that purvey megarad's odd world. For this, I get the love of a giant breasted fat woman, and to tell you the truth I deserve it.
Let your fuking girlfriend hold it ransom.
What's better: a cold beer or a chilled martini?
Inspired by some geek in trouble, I wonder if I would be able to solve my $10.000-debt crisis (caused mainly by an anti-social parasite and a client gone broke before paying his bills) with a PayPal account? Hmm.
I'm sitting here listening to Love Buzz streaming to me, and Korn comes on. A wonderful tune called ADIDAS, which stands for All Day I Dream About meep. It's comforting to know that I am not alone in this.
As I sip from my ultra-cool-meep megaMug, I think to myself... You know, I think we need more things on this site. But, I have no clue as to what. So, as I ponder this I will go on to the next topic (and no, not time travel); this one is about coffee. I know that there are a good number of you that drink coffee out there and there are probably a few that depend on it. I am wondering this... Why does coffe in a can suck so much? I mean.. it is meep. I suppose it is the same mentality as the person who gets the Bud or Coors instead of real beer. But meep, you would think.. hey.. this is coffee, how do you meep that up? And, to boot, the caffeine levels in that can stuff is nearly zero. Since I have been forced away from my normal coffee, which is due to a lack of funding, I am one of those can drinkers now. BAHHH to that. Starting Friday (a.k.a. payday), there will be a new law in the office.... NO meep COFFEE
I went to a friends house Saturday night expecting to get drunk,(I did) and watch a total slugfest between Mike Tyson and Lennox Lewis. What I saw was a British meep destroy someone who was once America's scarriest MOFO. Yeah I know Tyson is a rapist and a thug but he used to be interesting. Also, to see him say that all the smack he laid down was just pre-fight bull to sell tickets? What happened to the Mike Tyson who wanted to eat Lewis's children?
i don't know if i'm just that retarded or what, but i can't figure it out
A can't wait for tonight. I've got a two bottles of Grey Goose Vodka chilling. Tomorrow night I've got a three cases of Killians Beer on ice for the Tyson-Lewis fight. My wife asked who was coming over. Guests? I replied. Who said anything about guests.
Over the past few weeks, I have been going through a vast array of severe mental trauma. As some of you may or may not know, i just moved out of Boston, MA to live in the lovely suburbs of Norwich, CT. When I say lovely, I really mean depressing. See, for the time that I have spent here, I have been walking around killing rouge flies (because it is farming time and that means meep) that happen to wake me up in the middle of the morning and set the pissed off tone for the rest of my day. I get them though, I kill them good.
sometimes i just don't know what to do. see, the first computer i owned was a upper-mid level 486-25sx with 4mb of ram and a 210 mb hard drive. meeping spiffy, i know. but i didn't come here to gloat. anyway, i think i'll be saying goodbye to it soon, as i already pilfered any fans, useful screws and jumpers from it. it was a packard bell piece of meep, but i'll still miss it. however, my main reason for writing this journal entry is about storage. i have various hard drives in various piddly sizes. i just picked up a 5.25 211 mb hard drive at work, maybe to use it for this. but i don't know. i don't have a problem pitching a 486, as i have a few low-end pentiums around. but i remember the days of installing games and then saving games to a floppy and then uninstalling and installing another game all because my brother and i were in junior high school and couldn't afford $3,000 for a 500MB drive. anyway, i'm thinking there has to be a use for these things. you know, like how if you collect enough pennies you can buy stuff? i just don't know... i was thinking of some crazy raid-type deal, but same size drives i have not. i only hope when i get old and useless, someone will connect me to a bunch of other humans and then we can serve a purpose.
If someone shows up to work three hours late, what should you do to them?
Hey I have a job coming put that is about 100 miles from my house... Do i charge them to go and give them an estimate? Time and miles? or just Miles? or both? If i take a day off work to do this estimate, it has to pay more than i could have made that day at work ... right? I think so... I can't seem to figure it out...
Ken is back, tell some men, rub my back, rub my back, rub my back. Sorry, just had to get that out there. You know, if you ppl feel like it, you can respond to these, or you can send me a private message or whatever you feel like, it's kinda wierd to just talk to myself on this. Well, whatever, i'm going to go back to playin devil may cry.
meep was right. I can't get no satisfaction. Usually. However, I did get satisfaction over eating the last slice of pizza and drinking the last beer at party I went to on Saturday. I really didn't like the hosts. A nice cold Labatt Blue. Moments later I saw the host tearing up his fridge looking for a beer. HaHa.
Dragged a shovel through the low-born psyche of a coworker (known in the club code of special me as the Calf Eye), and dredged a fantasy that feels so right, I'm prepared to call it the truth:
I just lied, nothing interesting happens here, thought i would just get you to be a little interested. Is it considered a geek if you were up at 7 this morning, and don't go to bed untill 3 a.m. and were on the comp the whole time? Didn't think so. Anyways, hope you ppl are haveing more fun than I am. If anyone would like to sell a cheap hooker, send her my way!!!!
I like taco dip, except for when i eat too much, and get really full, and i like a really big glass of lemonade, or southern comfert, I wish i could get paid for eating taco dip and drinking soco. Just thought i'd share that with ya.
Today, i drove 3 hours to see my cousin graduate. I didn't actually get to see him graduate because only four ppl from the family could go, so i had to stay home with the rest of the semi-annoying family. This didn't bother me much until my 16 year old cousin started talking, he says the most stupid meep. He doesn't even have his license yet and he expects me to beleive that he has a girlfiend when he has the maturity of a 5 year old, unless his girlfriend is a petifile, i'm sure he doesn't have one. But in the end the day turned out pretty cool because I made plans to get drunk and high with my aunt this summer.
I just read Khz's journal, and thought it would pass the time a little easier if i wrote something about my boreing little life, in the middle of nowhere. I live in a town(villiage) that has 700 people in it, i used to live in a lot larger city. I got started on computers when i was 3, it was a nice old green screened mac. Basically, i just wanted to say my summer is going to suck, because my girlfriends parents are meeps and don't let her see anyone during summer. People please respond with something that i could do to take the boredom outta summer!!!!!
Ahh, the sweetness of a road trip. I leave in the morn for the sunny shores of Malibu California. Two weeks in UV bliss. I don't know why but I love to drive it. It takes like two days to get there and all. The worst part is going through Nevada. Here is something to show Nevada between Utah and California.
this is something i jotted down about a nightmare i used to have. i didn't mean for it to be anything fancy, just a description of what went on. i should probably revise it sometime. i'd like a response, whether it be laughter or sympathy.
Forget "curiousity killed the cat". Shear stupidity nearly killed mine.
This is my first journal entry, exciting so far, don't you think. hehehe...OK so I'll don't have anything to say right now but I'm sure some crazy and weird meep will follow in the future.
Why does rap have to have so many dirty words?