anothermonkeyenslaved's journal: stupidity of meep parents

for the last couple of months i've been watching my roomates kid for rent, and i swear, these are the people who should have been executed at meeping birth, every day i wake up with the kid, (he's two,) they are home every god meep morning, and can't wake up with their own kid, i feed him, change him, bathe him, i meeping raise this meep kid, and they have the nerve to say i don't do a good job, the mother has had four kids before and they were all taken away, she is pregnant with this meeps' kid, this man thinks a two year old needs to learn how to wrestle, and escape a choke hold, he throws the kid around, he's an all around idiot and the mom just ignores it, they are both on the meep computer all day, the dude plays wow so much he bought the keyboard and lets the kid run around eating cotton, now, i'm no expert on childcare, i will admit, but i know better than to give a two year old koolaid and oreos for lunch, cheezpuffs for dinner or breakfast, and let him run around in only a diaper screaming and shoving meep in his mouth, then they let some fat meep with her morbidly obese 8 month old son move in and sleep on their couch, this woman doesn't watch her kid either, i had to save the kid from choking on a piece of cereal not two days after she moves in, she spends all night groping her new bf on the couch, this meep is ridiculous

by anothermonkeyenslaved 2011-01-10 10:05:46 | 802 reads | 26 comments

spankerchief's journal: What's a good phone for Verizon?

My dinosaur:

by spankerchief 2011-01-09 10:58:34 | 934 reads | 25 comments

Heather's journal: FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions about LinkSwarm

by Heather 2011-01-07 22:40:08 | 524 reads | 3 comments

Sredni's journal: Longtime lurker becoming... active?

New website looks awesome, fapping right now.

by Sredni 2010-12-21 10:54:37 | 907 reads | 15 comments

nocal's journal: Nocal Music: meh.

I get intermittent joy from sharing music. Partly it's a sad exercise in validation.

by nocal 2010-12-19 19:02:46 | 434 reads | 5 comments

Heather's journal: Show me your love of Azron

Testing new journals and all that makes gooey pus exciting to pop out of your pores.

by Heather 2010-12-17 20:47:02 | 2716 reads | 17 comments

dragonstaff's journal: Back Soon

I am moving again tomorrow.

by dragonstaff 2010-12-17 10:06:16 | 496 reads | 11 comments

bobacus's journal: E10 Gasoline?

What was the beer can full of gray meep I just drained out of my fuel system?

by bobacus 2010-12-11 20:45:00 | 464 reads | 13 comments

meepbox's journal: Internets

13:43:09 System

by meepbox 2010-12-08 22:19:00 | 476 reads | 9 comments

bobacus's journal: The dead mans gun.

Johnny died like a week ago.Johnny was a timebomb of a Juggalo.I knew it from the day I met him, and his lady, Paisley, the bearded woman.They were camping in their old deep green,81 Monarch, outside the mission when my car blew up,leading to a catastrophe that let out paths cross.That was 6 years ago.

by bobacus 2010-12-01 07:22:00 | 668 reads | 18 comments

Dumbskull's journal: Hello meepknuckles

No summary.

by Dumbskull 2010-11-11 08:23:00 | 1186 reads | 30 comments

pompes's journal: chaufmeepe economique -AQUINEA

Pompe chaleur piscine , Aquinas vous propose un large choix sur une gamme de

by pompes 2010-10-27 05:56:00 | 933 reads | 6 comments

Steel's journal: Selling Trash - Living the Dream!

I really enjoyed reading that guy's article about the book scanning salesman.

by Steel 2010-10-25 20:36:00 | 909 reads | 3 comments

bugpubez's journal: Good Samaritan

----- Original Message ----------

by bugpubez 2010-10-19 17:20:00 | 914 reads | 4 comments

bobacus's journal: Mr Ventura.

I'll try this again.

by bobacus 2010-10-17 22:32:00 | 1128 reads | 14 comments

dragonstaff's journal: Headmeeps

When Crystalpipes and I split up 18 months ago, she and the kids moved out of the family home in a small country town, and rented a place in the suburbs, along with her new boyfriend. I stayed in the country place and kept paying the mortgage. I moved my new partner in about 12 months ago.

by dragonstaff 2010-10-16 08:25:00 | 1333 reads | 21 comments

StalkyLittleBoy's journal: SpongeBob SquarePants Marbles & Slides

No summary.

by StalkyLittleBoy 2010-10-08 00:36:00 | 1170 reads | 9 comments

poinsy's journal: Shining star...

....for you to see:what you life can truely be.

by poinsy 2010-09-29 17:05:00 | 1004 reads | 13 comments

poinsy's journal: Savor The Flavor...

...of a pringle.

by poinsy 2010-09-29 01:35:00 | 1317 reads | 3 comments

StalkyLittleBoy's journal: My first Android app

I published my first Android app last night. It's a pretty but fairly boring game (called RockinRoll) that I originally did for the iPhone, which I ported mostly as a learning exercise. The game has nothing to do with music; it is a match-3 style game crossed with a 2D physics engine that is hooked up to the phone's accelerometer. Different colored stones come out on top and fall, and how you tilt the phone controls where they fall toward. Making 3 or more of the same kind touch makes them disappear, and you get points. There are a few kinds of powerups that help you out too.

by StalkyLittleBoy 2010-09-27 22:49:00 | 845 reads | 10 comments

saltpeter's journal: Divorce

Well, It looks likes like my wife is leaving me. I've been nothing but open and honest with her since the day we met. This included some really tough things to say and do. Turns out she hasn't been quite so honest with me. She has spent a couple years being unhappy, but never told me. She did an amazing job of acting like things were fine. She did tell me last year that things were rough, so I worked on my problems and life has gotten a lot better.

by saltpeter 2010-09-26 17:35:00 | 1564 reads | 28 comments

nurglets's journal: exponential decay

I started my fourth decade today. I still act/behave/think as if I was still in my late teens/early twenties (it was only 10 short years ago ;_; ), but feel less and less capable of maintaining it to a healthy degree, but meep it I'm not giving in without a fight.

by nurglets 2010-09-24 12:27:00 | 1207 reads | 13 comments

meepbox's journal: I CAN HAS FAT?

Having turned 30 this April it has become clear to me that I am getting old and fat. The eating habits I've utilized over the past 20 or so years no longer serve me appropriately.

by meepbox 2010-09-20 14:42:00 | 1254 reads | 13 comments

spankerchief's journal: I'm too old for this meep.

I got to watch a little gangsta' action last night while gassing up the truck at my local FastStrip.

by spankerchief 2010-09-07 05:34:00 | 940 reads | 3 comments

Heather's journal: Cleveland

Flying into Cleveland tomorrow night. Leaving Thursday. Anyone in that neck of the woods?

by Heather 2010-08-30 23:42:00 | 989 reads | 18 comments

Wotak's journal: Re-Employed?

I had an interview for and engineering position with a pretty big player in my area last week. I thought the interview went well. After about an hour of the typical interview speak it disintegrated into small talk about funny stuff we've seen during our careers and other typical workplace conversation. The managers I interviewed with were both men that I have worked for in the past (former customers) who were familiar with my work ethic and skill set. It was a good meeting and I left feeling a bit upbeat but I wasn't about to get my hopes up. I'm currently 16 weeks away from becoming just one more forgotten and abandoned '99er' and after scores of interviews and no call-backs, I've become a bit jaded regarding the current job market.

by Wotak 2010-08-20 20:53:00 | 1842 reads | 57 comments

meepbox's journal: Dinner With a Serial Murderer's Son

So, I've had this friend for about 15 years. She is pretty cool. She married this guy who went to the same church as I as a kid. I knew him a bit in our teen years.

by meepbox 2010-08-19 23:49:00 | 1168 reads | 8 comments

alecliu's journal: Smoke free without harming health

No need to cut out your addiction

by alecliu 2010-08-10 03:10:00 | 1040 reads | 16 comments

Wotak's journal: TONETTA TRIBUTE PAGE

This Journal page is dedicated to the ROCK GOD known as TONETTA.

by Wotak 2010-08-04 18:07:00 | 1363 reads | 23 comments

spankerchief's journal: Do you work with jackasses and drama queens?

A few days ago one of the boilers at work exploded. ...a little.

by spankerchief 2010-07-31 05:38:00 | 1078 reads | 5 comments

dent's journal: Home Advice

I know a handful of meepgots in here are home owners, so I need some advice.

by dent 2010-07-22 15:32:00 | 1202 reads | 10 comments

spankerchief's journal: Got stabbed by a coworker today.

My ribs are meeping killing me.

by spankerchief 2010-07-15 06:26:00 | 1185 reads | 4 comments

SoloRobotCry's journal: Stories of a #1 Dad - Chapter One: Early Bird

Roger, a middle aged pudge of a man, has what could only be described as an uncomfortably thin meep. His niece was quite familiar with her uncle's protrusion having had it inside of her numerous times starting at the age of fourteen. Perhaps it was the naivety of youth, or her extra chromosome that limited her cognitive functionality, but telling her she needed to practice in order to land a nice husband later in life did the trick. The fun ended last year when, at 19 years old, she died in a car accident that he would rather not think about. Unless he's desperate enough.

by SoloRobotCry 2010-07-08 04:20:00 | 1412 reads | 7 comments

spankerchief's journal: Hackers in Modern Warfare 2 and Red Dead Redemption...

...are really meeping up the game for everybody.

by spankerchief 2010-06-28 22:21:00 | 1353 reads | 12 comments

Wrecker's journal: I shaved my meep

Quarterback Cat got a haircut.

by Wrecker 2010-06-28 00:25:00 | 2499 reads | 13 comments

ghostrider's journal: Crystal Ball Throw Down: Will Stanley McChrystal Run For Office?

I predict that Our Pal Stan will run for office in the next 24 months. I'm not talking about running for Alderman, I mean a significant state or federal office. If I am correct, I get six months Alpha courtesy of Wotak. If I am wrong, Wotak gets six months of Alpha courtesy of (insert stolen credit card # here). Post here if you're in, Wotak.

by ghostrider 2010-06-23 02:13:00 | 2393 reads | 17 comments

meepbox's journal: Children of Breast Cancer Research Study

I figure this is probably a shot in the dark but a friend of mine wants some help finding participants for her doctoral research study.

by meepbox 2010-06-17 17:31:00 | 1226 reads | 7 comments

Steel's journal: WipeOut

Haha... For your enjoyment... I applied to WipeOut Canada...maybe I will make it on, bounce off huge red meep and make you all chuckle!

by Steel 2010-06-16 17:26:00 | 1149 reads | 7 comments

spankerchief's journal: Gettin' all pretentious

I admit that this is a pretty rough-looking thing. I had a slow night at work and borrowed a few of their limited amount of tools to make it. (You ever try to shape wood with a bench grinder?)

by spankerchief 2010-06-11 23:00:00 | 1545 reads | 12 comments

dent's journal: Hobo is spying on me!

I'm not even logged in. Wtf?

by dent 2010-06-02 22:34:00 | 1406 reads | 7 comments

Steel's journal: Cross Country Stool - Excersise Journal

Well it's June the One and I don't feel like waiting till the new year to start a resolution again.... I know I am likely setting my self up for yet another get into shape fail-a-thon however meep it :)

by Steel 2010-06-01 17:16:00 | 1549 reads | 4 comments

bobacus's journal: I didn't mean to edit this sentence

No summary.

by bobacus 2010-05-21 15:27:00 | 2285 reads | 54 comments

meepNinja's journal: captain meepbee and the meep you and die express

Today at the grocery store I was putting my cart in the cart corral (because I'm white) and found a small "bank pouch" in the cart ahead of me. You know, one of those zipper pouches businesses transport the day's earnings in. No cash inside, but it did contain a checkbook and some financial domeepents.

by meepNinja 2010-05-16 23:57:00 | 1357 reads | 27 comments

middle_age_man's journal: Awkward times

Last night I went to my son's room to let him know that it was time to turn the computer off and get ready for bed. He keeps the door closed so the sounds of his gaming don't fill the house. I'd normally knock before I walk in, for whatever reason I didn't this time and I ended up walking in on him masturbating. I closed the door immediately and he went to bed without doing the usual routine. Needless to say, this was horribly embarrassing for both of us. There's been a lot of awkward silence between us today. I didn't have a similar experience as a child so I can't really put myself in his shoes. I don't know if I should broach the subject with him or just keep quiet for a few days?

by middle_age_man 2010-05-15 23:05:00 | 1979 reads | 38 comments

Steel's journal: Dark Tower life notes

I realize this will seem kinda retarded... But you have to understand that I had maybe spent 13 years of my life reading Stephen King's Dark Tower series...

by Steel 2010-05-06 02:00:00 | 1948 reads | 9 comments

LSReview's journal: This Week In Linkswarm - 1

<code>Hello there, tender jisms. I know you are constantly trying to keep current with your beloved Linkswarm. You nestle under its wing, lulled into a trance by its erratic yet mellow heartbeat, but somehow this is not enough. No. Sometimes you realize you have missed something. Something grand. Something beautiful. Something that makes you look at yourself in the mirror and contemplate your place in this malignant growth that is Linkswarm. Fear not, fatty, for I am here to bring things to your attention. Important things.<br /><br />------<br /> First and foremost I'd like to congratulate Steel for winning the toaster competition. All two submissions were great, but one was somehow better than the other, and to the victor go the spoils. The beautifully crafted chest will soon be delivered into Steel's arms, at which point he will presumably drop it and say something like "oh, gosh darn it."<br />-----<br /> Linkswarm 2.0 UPDATE: It's not done yet.<br />-----<br /> We now arrive at the best part: meep of The Moment (tm)<br /><br /> Every moment has its meep, and the meep of this moment is our own unemployable one-trick-pony: Dagwood. <br /><br />You see, about a week or so ago he was robbed of the freedom to post entirely unattractive twats, meeps, meep, and general unpleasantness. As with most textwars it was taken in stride, but after a few days poor little Dag began to crumble. Unfortunately, he was about to head to prison and wished upon the gods for one last chance to enjoy the fruits of the uploader. His pleas fell on deaf ears, causing him to turn the way of the white knight: He straightened his Forum Police badge and held out a collection cup for the alpha foundation, which, again, was a fruitless endeavor. He hasn't posted for a few days, so it lends to reason that the prodigal son of boogers and raisin meep is locked up somewhere, grinding his teeth and cursing the man who stole the less important of his freedoms: Wotak.<br /><br />Wotak surely deserves a pat on the back for his noble textwar, and I encourage those of you who appreciate it to thank this bald neanderthal. Perhaps someone wishes to give him the gift of alpha for a month or two, or even find a way to send beer dollars his way. Either way, he paid in real human dollars (not chickens) to burn the mark of the pony upon Dagwood and it would be a nice gesture to fill his pockets back up a little (with dollars, not chickens).<br />----<br /><br />Look out for the next roundup of stupid bullmeep next week, with the possible inclusion of user interviews. Who will the next meep of the moment be? Could be you.<br /><br /><br /><br /> - LS Review<br />

by LSReview 2010-05-06 01:41:00 | 1794 reads | 54 comments

Clavis_Apocalypticae's journal: A LATE-BREAKING TOASTER ENTRY

So, I've decided to throw my toast in the ring to win that sweet-meep hand-made chest.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2010-05-04 02:21:00 | 1213 reads | 8 comments

ghostrider's journal: Retro Brick Grill

Some of my earliest memories are of my dad grilling on on a brick grilling station in the backyard (sniff why did you leave, Daddy?). I have wanted to, and have decided to, build one in my backyard, all 60s style. I have seen plans online for a charcoal grills, but can't find any ones for gas. I suppose I could buy a Webber and reconstruct it around brick. I suppose I'll need to lay a foundation. Anyway, I was wondering if any of you comrades know anybody who has one of these mod relics, and could maybe post a picture or two. I have boundless energy, but zero talent and even less ideas. It seems to me that I might have mentioned this before, I can't find a forum or journal, so here we are.

by ghostrider 2010-04-29 18:53:00 | 1992 reads | 9 comments

saltpeter's journal: Updated AND dONE: Toaster?

[DONE! and yes, i did bite the toast and put it back on the hook for the sake of the picture]

by saltpeter 2010-04-29 03:49:00 | 1236 reads | 20 comments

nurglets's journal: assmeeped by wotak

So i'm getting royally meeped in the meep at work by some other meepgot and want to primarily vent my frustration/anger, get some good old swarm advice on how to proceed and provide some lols to those who think it's amusing.

by nurglets 2010-04-27 08:28:00 | 1735 reads | 28 comments