Well, how do you like them apples?

Nobody Cares Dood

not true. i care a little.

Me too.

Not me.

Okay that was a dirty rotten lie.

I like fried apple pies.

Besides apples and booze what's new in your life?

Wow, you meepasses actually responded to that meep.

no

You post like meep and we will respond to your meep with meep right back at ya.

Well I happen to like meep very much, thank you. :)

Yer a Vajoyna.

dookie!

THE CLAP.

THE CURE

Robert Smith has a vajoyna.

Whats a fukass?

DUDE CHUT THE FUK UP.

A meep is that little clam thing that a girl has.

Yes, I attended health class at one point, too. Once you start in on the >14 year olds though, you'll find a scary new variety, called the Bearded Clam. Don't be afraid, though, those hairs trap in the flavor.

haha

Holy meep! Clavis hit you with a red X! Now you're meeped!

I hit view image and can now view it. I wish I hadn't.

I think teh view image is a firefox thingy. With IE its just a red X. I just had to click it didn't I.

Whoa! I've seen aliens like that before on some movie. They have meep with you and then eat you with their pussys, and all that's left is your afro.

Aw meep yeah, I'm back meepes.

That black hairy monster was meeping scary. I'm saving it, and I'm gonna print it and leave it in conspicuous locations downtown. If you're in Portland, be on the lookout, because black hairy meep is coming your way!

How do you like this apple

Is that one Granny Smith?

ARGH! meep!

Oh ENGLISH ROSE, snap!

meep off

Well that bigass "I'd Hit It" with a Banana is pretty meeping distracting, but I thought I'd use my already meeped up journal entry to just say something.

I have contacted UNICEF and volunteered for "active-duty" in Sri Lanka. My duties would probably consist of building homes and possibly a nurse-like duty for the injured, and of course just general peace-keeping type of things. "Hearts and Minds," I imagine. There are thieves and looters everywhere, but the idea of an outside force helping might calm them down.

I live in a fairly comfortable lifestyle, with occasional bouts of decadence, but a spate of LSD trips during the millennium celebration caused me to become a very devout Buddhist. I have a strong spiritual connection with Asia, particularly Tibet and Sri Lanka, although they aren't really all that connected. Any Buddhist would understand why I'm interested in Tibet, but my fascination with Sri Lanka is a little different.

Tibet is quite predominantly Buddhist, but Sri Lanka is about 70% Buddhist, give or take. Who knows what the statistics will be after they manage another census?

That particular island, situated off the coast of India, up until this tsunami disaster, was full of violence and rebellion. The Tamil are that region's "terrorists," (I use the term sparingly, not in the "Axis of Evil" definition, but rather that they are "la resistance") They have a legitimate qualm with the government, but any political differences have been calmed by this tragedy. I will not go into the political issues on Sri Lanka in this little post, you can look them up yourself if you're interested.

If I am able to go, I will treat both sides equally, but that might be difficult, especially being a white American.

It really seems pointless to put this in here, because the IQ level is clearly sub-standard, but I have to try to connect with someone anyway. My friends don't understand my decision, and many of them are actually mad at me for deciding to leave. I don't have any parents to argue with, and my little brother is in the Navy, probably stationed in the Persian Gulf (haven't heard from him in a few years). As an American, I don't know how they would react to my presence, and if questioned I will probably tell them I'm Canadian until I get to know somebody pretty well. Everybody loves Canadians, and it wouldn't be worth it to create static over my own nationality when their lives are at stake.

So... How do you like them apples? I'm an American, and I would be nervous telling some homeless, broken and humbled Sri Lankan that I'm a meeping Yank, because I don't want them to shun me and refuse my help. George, you meeping meep.

Sorry, I guess I got a little irate there. I'll keep post on this journal entry if I get any updates.

Go for it!

Make a difference.

We is proud that you am one of us

So try not to meep up

Good luck tvaren. but when you report for "active duty" with UNICEF I hope you take a chance to avail yourself of some of the reading material they provide you with. You might be interested to find out that "UNICEF does not recruit volunteers directly."

I imagine that the receptionist politely coughed into her hand to hide her smirk and to save you the embarassment. Did you salute and click your heels together while saying "TVAREN, READY TO SUPPORT THE TSUNAMI STRICKEN VICTIMS, SAH!"?

You see UNICEF or United Nations International Children's Emergency Fund, is primarily a money distribution entity. Money is raised by volunteers, or through various UNICEF stores and products, and distributed to existing programs which apply for UNICEF money. I know this because the religious group I used to be involved with worked extensively with UNICEF.

You might think of me as an meep for saying this, but your recent post reeks of trollmeep, "...building homes and possibly a nurse-like duty for the injured,and of course just general peace-keeping type of things." wow.

I think that your latest entry is insulting to people who actually do this work, but I tell you what, provide proof of the fact that you actually go to Sri Lanka (I suppose that the " If I am able to go" loophole you gave yourself would be the easiest way to wriggle out ) and I'll provide the following:

A written, signed letter of apology. A public apology to the Swarm. And $100 Cdn donation to the registered charity of your choice.

I take exception to the Sub-srandard IQ comment. We have all (or a lot of the regulars anyway) done this test and most scores were in the above average range.

You, Sir sound like an meep.

"So... How do you like them apples? I'm an American, and I would be nervous telling some homeless, broken and humbled Sri Lankan that I'm a meeping Yank, because I don't want them to shun me and refuse my help. George, you meeping meep."

Could you pass for a Lithuanian? I hear that they can run a neutral flag....

tvaren, get a fuking grip. If you're serious about helping these poor souls, then godspeed to you and bravo for making such a gesture. But for Christ's sake, don't lament about how difficult it will be for you there. NO FUKING meep, DUDE. They just got erased from the map! And if you're feeling nervous or conflicted about how the people there will feel about you, just suck it up in typical American style and get the job done.

At this point, I'll bet these poor folk wouldn't care if it was Bhudda, meep Cheney or Lex Luthor who was pitching in. They just need help.

Let me get this straight..you had a bad acid trip over new years and became a buddhist? Im all for helping victoms out, good luck. BTW you shouldnt under estimate the inteligence of some swarmers here. Im sure theres a few more sharper knives in the drawer than you.