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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.




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wow, you're like mother teresa and a paris hilton-style meep all wrapped up into one!
Jan06 '05
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Mundhra I couldn't have said it better.
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Lordkahuna, you meep, I know they don't recruit directly. When I emailed them, I asked for information on how to volunteer with other groups, and that is what I am waiting for.
I spoke with my g/f's brother, who volunteered in Somalia, and he actually told me to contact unicef.
I don't see why you need to be so hostile, but you go right ahead and continue your tirade. Your apology isn't important enough to worry about, but if your decision to donate is based on my actions and not genuine charity, then you should just light the loonies on fire and cram them up your meep.
One group I've heard of that I'm interested in is Global Crossroads, for example, but I can't afford to pay the fees for them. I hope to take up a local sponsorship if I can.
wolfer: not a bad acid trip, a series of great ones, with a Chinese friend, who led me to research Buddhism, and ultimately "convert," although I was fairly unconcerned about religion beforehand.
Just because I hate the meepin President and am ashamed to be an American doesn't mean I'm not still going to try. Simply put, I would rather not be associated with America while I'm overseas, but rather as an anonymous samaritan.
You guys can go meep yourselves, except the couple of cool ones, you're okay. :)
Jan07 '05
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STUFF YOU, NUTWAD!
meep up and die.
Jan07 '05
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Wow, looked who just stepped out of the meep closet after a few months of quiet posting.
I like the idea that you post to a site telling everyone you're casting your precious pearls before swine, since your audience is of sub-standard intellect, then get pissed when people -- most of whom are decidedly not of sub-standard intellect -- don't care for your message.
All in a thread about how you're going to heroically go save mankind on your journey of enlightenment and self-discovery.
Awesome. LOLsome. Thank you.
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Dude the only reason I spoke up was that right out of the gate your meepstory didn't hold up, here: "...and of course just general peace-keeping type of things" This is a peace keeper: "
The only way to be one, is to be a member of the military, I do not know of a single volunteer based charity that provides peace keeping purposes.
Compare "I have contacted UNICEF and volunteered for "active-duty" in Sri Lanka.", with the statement, "I emailed them, I asked for information on how to volunteer with other groups". Now the second one sounds plausible, but the first one reeks of troll.
Something else, I wasn't the only one who thought your meep was bullmeep, fuk mundhra out-and-out called you a meep but your response was directed at me. I think it's partly cause I asked you to put your money where your mouth is, by offering an conditional apology I was admitting that I could be wrong, and would face consequenses. By offering a monetary contribution to charity, I wanted to show that I was sincere and being wrong would cost me (kinda like a sin tax). this puzzles me why you would deprive some poor Sri Lankans of $100 by having it tucked away in my meep.
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Speaking as someone who is thought of as having sub-standard intellect, meep tvaren that was awesome.
Speaking as someone who is a complete meep, meep tvaren that was awesome. You had me actually believing your story until lordk pointed some of that out. I was a bit suspicious when you talked about the acid trip, but that suspicion was waylaid by my stupid emotions saying: "Isn't that just awesome how he's going to help those poor people! Yay!"
Now I'll never believe anyone ever again! Sweet!
YUO=WINNAR.
Jan08 '05
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Who are the "cool ones"?
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Well sorry for going off on you guys. Can we be amicable again, or are you just going to hate me and post hairy black women on my journal some more?
Anyway, UNICEF mailed me back, suggesting UNV as a possible direction. I had already discovered them, and I mailed them asking for more information. I already talked to Global Crossroads, and they can't waive the fees anymore. I can't really afford to go that route, but now I'm mailing UNV and seeing if they have any avenues I can explore. A few of my friends have donated for me to go Global Crossroads (though I never asked), but until I really know how it's going to work out I'm thinking of sending that cash to the Red Cross.
If you found my original post on this misleading, it is because I had already made the decision in my mind. Comparing myself to a "UN peacekeeper" isn't what I was trying to do. By "peace keeping" I imagine those sorts of duties would entail trying to keep looters/gangs from corrupting the rest of the population, etc. As far as I know, any wars these people were engaging in have been put on temporary hiatus due to the tsunami. Apparently in Thailand a lot of gangs are snatching up orphaned teens and selling them into slavery/prostitution. Nice people.
Dumbskull: The cool ones are the ones who aren't immediately doubting and skeptical, the ones who are possibly even supportive. Y'know, the sort of people one would like to have around when they decide to go through with something like this.
Take all this however you want to, but I'm actually trying to do this.
Jan11 '05
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PS I'll find my frog
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I thought this journal was about apples? I liek apple pie.
Jan12 '05
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Kahuna, you fuked my page up.
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Orange County r0xorz! Thats all I have to say. LK - I'm never gonna try to BS you dude, there seems to be a bit of the detective within you. (I leave this open to meep-related jokes)
Jan12 '05
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Sorry Vas!
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Good for you and your generosity of spirit! Pay no attention to the cynical bullmeep comments. Your heart is in the right place, and just by example you can show people in that part of the world that not all Americans are uncaring, unfeeling, soulless, money-grubbing war-mongering Bush-hugging assholes. It's gonna be gnarly over there, and you will see and experience things that you'll never be able to completely get out of your head. Just fight the good fight, be strong, and stay safe. Above all, keep your sense of humor. Didn't you hear them say "DON'T EAT THE BROWN ACID!"? I wish you much luck over there. They need all the help they can get.
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No no no, you missed the part where we all decided to gang up on him and be pricks cause he was being a meep. CATCH UP!
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Oops! I must have been taking a bite of my apple right then. Or spilling my beer. Or blinking. My bad!
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Well whatever. I can pay for Global Crossroads now, so I'm going to Sri Lanka. I'm looking at Colombo as a starting point. I know I will help with rebuilding, especially medical housing and temporary refugee housing. Thanks to Eugene, Oregon, and all the hippies that live there, because they are the reason I can pay. The U of O campus is full of people who want to support a cause, and I'm not going to complain there.
LK, if you had something in particular you wanted from Sri Lanka, I'll try to bring it. Otherwise I'm bringing my digital camera, so I'll have plenty of photos. I'm also going to India after I finish. I already know one travel agent in Bombay, so I'm sure I'll visit there, but I really want to check out the Taj Mahal before I come back.
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My origional offer still stands (you must offer irrefutable proof), other than that I think you are full of meep.
"LK, if you had something in particular you wanted from Sri Lanka, I'll try to bring it." What a fuking meep, OK can you bring me an "I survived the Tsunami of 2004 commerative T-shirt".
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tvaren, go and do good work. spread the word of the swarm. send updates and photos from any available internet cafes that might still be standing (did they have the same cache as some of those temples?)
Sep27 '05
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Ah, memories.
Sep27 '05
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First the Dumbskull on meepNinja entry and now this one. WHAT OTHER HILARITY HAVE I FORGOTTEN?!
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Yo - I am a sensative meep (ask anyone here) - so don't call me a fukass, you fukass meep!
The peace-corps, UN, and the rest are a bunch of elitist meeps; don't be surprised when they give you a hard time.
You have a noble calling - don't let anyone here, or any other fukass assholes - tell you you're not good enuf.
Peace out, dude!
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LORDKAHUNA: Whats a fukass? pm GAYBOB and ask him...I'm sure you will not be disappointing.
YO - madturk is here! Whassup, turkey??
Sep27 '05
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DREYMERS, THIS IS REALITY. LEARN TO READ DATES.
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Ker-snap.
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OUCH!
I hang my head in shame :(
Sep27 '05
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The meep never came back either - probably selling his meep for heroin in meeping Taiwan by now...(tvaren that is, not madturk)
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This journal is SERIOUSLY lacking in uart. Don't you agree?
Sep27 '05
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i meeping hate hem apples
May17 '06
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Ah, memories x2.
I wonder if our dear LSD-driven buddhist ever made it back from Asia, or if that travel agent in Bombay led him astray.
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