• Swarmed by
  • nurglets
  • Oct22 '12
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why I couldn't make the pirate party



An opportunity arose for me to make the trip across the pond and meet up and make a royal meep of myself thanks to a pretty cool person, but the date clashed with something else happening in my life around that time. It's not all bad though. I guess in a few years time I find out how much girls can make a fathers life more, interesting.

Decider: bobacus

MstrLance

BeachGoat

fastlane

dragonstaff

middle_age_man

spankerchief

bobacus

You just keep her the meep away from those meep pirates.

  • MstrLance
  • Oct22 '12

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Congratulations, Mr. Babbydaddy! I expect many macro lens closeups and artsy landscapes featuring the new microswarmer.

  • MstrLance
  • Oct22 '12

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Waitaminute... that gesture doesn't mean 'peace' over there, does it?

Squee!

  • nurglets
  • Oct22 '12

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@MstrLance

nope ;)

I will be shipping over two metric tons of mashed pees and beer (combined).

Congrats.

Congratulations on the successful replication of your genetic information. Rocking out must commence forthwith.

  • Heather
  • Oct23 '12

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Congratulations on the Nurglette

  • JohnLenin
  • Oct23 '12

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Looks just like you.

  • Pepper
  • Oct24 '12

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You're excused, good sir...she's a valid (and adorable) reason for missing it, so we won't make you walk the plank.

  • pete56
  • Oct24 '12

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Cute as a meepon (but pinker)
congratulations.

  • fastlane
  • Oct25 '12

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I see sleepless nites, fish guts and daddy's girl in your future.

And a Twelve-gauge.

Congrats you Pommy meep.

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spankerchi+
meep yeah.
JohnLenin
nail ur landing m8
dragonstaf+
He does do a pretty good job of nailing the landing, though.
JohnLenin
what an idiot
dragonstaf+
http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=8d93bfca0cb5
linkswarm
queue: New link: Kiddie's book about armed parenthood
dragonstaf+
LOki
on Can We Call the U.S. a Police State Yet?: MORE THAN 6,500 SWAT+
LOki
mundrah
linkswarm
queue: New link: Video Killed Trust in Police Officers
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queue: New link: Facebook Will Test "Satire" Tags, So Idiots Will Stop Sharing Articles Like They're Real
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MstrLance
JohnLenin
aren't you supposed to be sober n meep?
dragonstaf+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: I have to admit+
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meepbox
I've got that good kush and alcohol
linkswarm
queue: New link: Armed Liberian meepgots release ebola infected meepgots.
meeproach
on Well, Mork's dead.: Yeah but raging+
middle_age+
Alphagetti makes me bumpee
spankerchi+
Me alpha.
HOBO
on Well, Mork's dead.: Robin Williams+
sunny77
dnw
JohnLenin
watch your verbiage. That meep'll go right to their heads.
JohnLenin
watch your verbiage. That meep'll go right to their heads.
BeachGoat
Hives with the queen Bees in conjunction; Runs when the Alpha Males conflict.
BeachGoat
I have been having an unexplained groin itch lately, and Sunny & Heather together again put it all in place.
JohnLenin
lolhai
Heather
hello
sunny77
hi heather!
Heather
fuuuuuuuuuu
sunny77
:)
JohnLenin
and I don't write them I just translate the magical tablets I found in my yard
JohnLenin
that's meeping retarded go away
sunny77
jon, i reckon a more fitting name for linkswarm drama...let it be "revelation 9"
JohnLenin
I wax my entire body like a civilized person
spankerchi+
Yay summer.
spankerchi+
You ever get so chaffed that you start pinching off tufts of taint hair?
LOki
on Well, Mork's dead.: ...& "...making+
JohnLenin
on Well, Mork's dead.: "'Robin's sobriety+
sunny77
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on Well, Mork's dead.: *Oh captain, my+
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linkswarm
queue: New link: Can We Call the U.S. a Police State Yet?
linkswarm
queue: New link: English poofer Dies After Vibrator Gets Stuck In meep
JohnLenin
Next up: Driving a speedboat on the freeway
spankerchi+
I'm told that dirtbike forks have this magical property called "travel".
spankerchi+
Knees and ankles hurt, but nothin' a cool pimp stick won't fix.
spankerchi+
Well, I never laid it down, anyway.
spankerchi+
I remembered the bit about slowing down and not leaning...then dipmeep started pulling ahead and...
dragonstaf+
Also: Lauren Bacall DED
dragonstaf+
As long as your legs are OK, forks can be replaced. Did my comments on dirt riding help?
spankerchi+
Also: I need new forks.
spankerchi+
But HOLY meep it was fun trying.
spankerchi+
Today I learned that a cruiser can NOT in fact keep up with a dirt bike on a dirt road.
JohnLenin
Except this one I'm doing sober
JohnLenin
I'm going ahead and starting a third one
sunny77
"this is the wotak"
LOki
Let the LOLZ commence!
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