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  • Wotak
  • Sep16 '11
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My Official Resignation

So. Here we have it. The end of the line.

My eldest son is about to graduate as a Marine. My eldest daughter is (almost) a nurse. My youngest son will be three in February. My middle son just turned five.

Here's the thing... I'm getting old.

I'm 41 and this meep is not really interesting any more. Well, it is, but it isn't.

I have met some really amazing people here.

Clavis: You, bro, are one of the coolest people I have ever met. I love you like a wife.

LK: I meeping love you man. The way you can tell a story and make it heaven for everyone present is literally delicious.

SNMD: You are one of the most beautiful people that I have ever had the pleasure of speaking with. - Seriously, stop overthinking your place among monkeys. You can (and should) be the king monkey. You are a meep magnet. Just let your negative pole be free and follow that meeper to the gloryhole.

Vasudeva: I'm really sorry that I wanted to punch your entire face in. I'm glad that this didn't happen. When we actually interfaced, it was cool. I wish you and the LBP a million good lucks and happy days. Seriously. Your website sucks (I admit I helped) but it introduced me to a lot of good folks. Thanks man. I hope we meet again.

MstrLance: I hate your bitcoins. I have a feeling that I'd love talking to you, though.

LOki: Chill the meep out, meeper. You can not win against this government. Ever. (I'm armed and ready to support your ambitions, though)

GuitarJohn: meepgot, you have always been my favorite masturbation. I'd love to jam with you.

DENT: I would be your meepgot. I hope you get through this divorce thing and continue to be an amazing mothermeeper. I literally love your talent... and I wish I had had a chance to shake your hand and buy you a beer... and kick a meeping hole into you apple computer.

Gothmog: meep you. Also, I need that venison steak recipe. Holy meep that was good.

Steel: I have slept with you. I have hugged your meep while you were unconscious. It was warm and fluffy. :) Seriously dude, you are 100% awesome. I'd fish with you any day of the year.

spankerchief: Holy meep, what an amazing meeping human you are. Can you build me an electromagnetic balloon meep?

Heather: I would meep you. I would meep you hard. Call me.

sunny77: I would meep you, too, but I wouldn't like it as much as meeping Heather.

ghostrideryyz: I hope you can find a place in your life to be comfortable in.

Nurglets: Some of the most interesting photographs I've seen of boring, old England. Keep your meep off'n the Swarm, eh?

Dismas: Get me a beer.

Bobacus: I don't care what you do with your meep and meep, as long as you don't walk through my bedroom door at 3am.

Dragonstaff: I'd walkabout with you forever.

GDR: I'm really sorry about the rape. I hope you have recovered.

Mundhra: I'm sorry that I was never allowed the opportunity to comb your neckbeard while petting your taint.

Nocal: Your are dead. Even with such an amazing diet and exercise routine, dead. Unbelievable, your meep. (send more pics, asap)

BeachGoat: I don't hate you. I think we'd have been able to speak civilly. (I would have asked you about Elenin)

Senor_Smoke: I have never seen hands as large as yours. Seriously, how do you type? wtf?

magicchex: I didn't kiss your dead face at your funeral. Your Mom held the casket shut. meep you.

Lownotes: If you ever want to circle-meep it with an internet person...

DumbSkull: If you aren't dead, I just want you to know that I think you are a beautiful person. Just, please, keep your meep to yourself, PLEASE.

BigDinWaunakee: You're a ghostrideryyz troll.

...and all, every Swarmer (I didn't forget you, I'm just drunk) Thanks for the years.

I'll be pooping out a meep once in a while via Google+. You can find me there if you want to.

Later black people.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

dragonstaff

LORDKAHUNA

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lolz?

  • LOki
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Also,

You have a 3yo?

I have a 3yo.

RACE!

  • pete56
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he's probably printing this out to make a quote collage to hang on his wall.

  • sunny77
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he'll be back. just you wait.

well, on the plus side, there's more room in the shoutbox now.

  • JohnLenin
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More room for asinine bullmeep! Hooray!

Unpunished stupidity.
How novel.

I hope it doesn't catch on.

There IS a lot of asinine bullmeep around here, and I'm responsible for much of it. I would retire myself if it would bring the meepy back.

@JohnLenin

More room for asinine bullmeep! Hooray!

Now you can finally go make some real friends, the kind made of meat. Try not to suck too many meeps on the attempt.

  • bobacus
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He's a meep Parker. Know what I mean?

  • sunny77
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Firefox can't find the server at klzzwxh.

This joint is running seriously low on semi-literate pricks.

  • ragoo
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meeping meep. I hate it when Swarmers leave.

  • Heather
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RAGOO! Welcome back!

meep!

  • GrapeApe
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> Us northeastern OH illbillies have evolved with large hands,in order to strangle our wimmens during choke-meep.It could be a serial-rapist thing,where it shutsem up quicker..I don't know

Was awesome that you drunk dialed me on the way to PA,for your guys camping thing.Wish I hadn't been working,or I would have hung out for a few.You meepers should have stopped on the way back through.I had just got half a cow,and the delmonico's,porterhouses,T-bones etc...,would have been on the house.

You got the number,man...been the same for years...next time ya see me,holler like ya know me.

  • bobacus
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Hey Smoke, Hows home? I halfass miss it.

Home is like living in a real life 'people of walmart' webpage,and the f5 meepon is stuck.

Wonder if I fit in or stand out,sometimes.

Guess it don't matter much. :-)

  • bobacus
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I heard you have to drive to the Township to but groceries now.

Wotak, you should admit that you're still coming back here from time to time to check on this thread...

Wotak,

I wish you well. We have had our share of ill-will and verbal acidbaths hurled at each other and I don't forsee us sitting down to beers anytime soon, but I sincerely wish you the best. You are a talented, smart, and whitty gentleman that has made a mark in the Linkswarm universe.

FWIW, I am not a zerg spawn of Ghostie, although he and I do travel in similar universes, but have never, ever met. We almost grabbed a brew at a "Down with Walkermeep" near the Madison capitol, but it never happened.

Godspeed, man. Keep up the good fight. As much as I don't want to like you, I still do.

Sincerely,

BDiW

There's a Walmart on 20 close to kingsville,a Giant Eagle on 20,maybe saybrook twp.,not sure what they consider it up there,but it's a little east of 45.And there is a Sav-a-lot in the harbor,close to bridge st.

I think there is an Aldi's down the road from Walmart also.Not sure what's gonna happen to the Ashtabula Mall.I read in the paper that the owners of it just got foreclosed on..oops

  • Whittey
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The only reason Kingsville exists is to let me take 84 over to 7 so I can get to Raceway 7 quicker.

  • bobacus
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I miss the Roller Rink at Kings. Is it a flea market yet?

  • Wotak
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lol, I was just kidding?

I haet all of you so hard right now.

  • Dismas
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go back to oblivion!

wait! don't go!

we haet you too, won't you stay for tea?

  • HOBO
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where is that bald headed meep?

Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
spankerchi+
Thanks Bigdin.
BigDinWaun+
Thanks for the wonderful work... I'm jealous
BigDinWaun+
PS... Rolling through your pictures makes me reiterate what I have always said... you are one talented muthermeeper
BigDinWaun+
I would like to buy her for $1
BigDinWaun+
Yep, went to the original pic on page 82 of your uploader cache... nice.
spankerchi+
She hasn't responded yet. I gave her your number. Maybe she has a place to go already, but who knows.
spankerchi+
She was a dancer back a few yearsago. Yes, THAT kind of dancer.
spankerchi+
Jesus, I've uploaded a lot of pics here...
spankerchi+
Took me an hour to dig it up. The rest of the pic is in my upload archive if you want it THAT bad.
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Pervs.
BigDinWaun+
Srous on the nude pics. It could win you a sale. You know... push it across the finish line.
BigDinWaun+
Teeth on the Spanker-ex? Or teeth on the potential suitor/caretaker?
BeachGoat
Do teeth count? Sometimes that can be a problem.
BeachGoat
Someone with an income & home is a good start. Danny is a good catch, also. A bit thin, but well humored. Nice hippie welder.
BeachGoat
And on "meepy-Exy", pic please. Makes the sale easier. I'm thinking Bob or Jay, who has the SpiderPig dog.
BeachGoat
You have our address. the money goes to Kathy next door who has already paid for the dang food.
spankerchi+
(sigh) Where do I send the money?
JohnLenin
$5 says she looks like a tired ham that wears flip flops and oversized t-shirts
BigDinWaun+
Nude pics or it isn't real
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://youtu.be/lEa5+
spankerchi+
If you can find this used up party girl a forever home, I'll owe you big-time.
spankerchi+
Okay Goat. You seem experienced in dealing with the lost and downtrodden. I'll give her your number.
BeachGoat
I know a dozen men here that need just that, in a coastal location.
spankerchi+
Yup, great gal now. Wonderful girlfriend material. Your's for the taking.
spankerchi+
She's CHANGED.
spankerchi+
I may have mentioned her, but ignore all that.
spankerchi+
She's the ex.
BigDinWaun+
Did you find her at an auction? In a cargo container?
BigDinWaun+
Spanker... I have never dated an Asian woman before... perhaps this will be a good entry point.
spankerchi+
Scratch that. I'll deliver.
spankerchi+
Hey, anybody wanna short little asian woman? She's VERY friendly and knows how to cook. Just PM me and I'll send you an addy for pick up.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Wil Wheaton still isn't a meep
JohnLenin
also, congrats on not snapping in half in your accident. I gave up riding my bike in LA because everyone drives like meep.
JohnLenin
I'm surprised those shiftless hippies managed to do anything beyond sitting in the bushes outside of Tate's place
BeachGoat
That whole peyote church thing I did in 76 could have ended up just like Manson...good thing that old woman came up and name me "meep" (Snake meep), so I left with a picking crew, and ended up swimming with nubiles & sharks in Corpus Crispy
LOki
You sure were lucky little fellah, so very lucky.
BigDinWaun+
Reminds me how lucky I was not to listen to Jim Jones back in '78
BigDinWaun+
No biggie... enjoyed the link.
LOki
sorry all. just had to.
LOki
head explodes in 3.... 2.... 1.........
LOki
http://www.nranews.com/commentators/video/commentators-episode-78-everyone-gets-a-gun-with-billy-johnson
LOki
for BigD
BigDinWaun+
Get well, Goat. Take some super-goat juice and aspirin.
BigDinWaun+
Get well, Goat. Take some super-goat juice and aspirin.
spankerchi+
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
BeachGoat
Dang it, after a week, I guess I'll have to submit to the hospital; I am actually broken. Ribs are meepered up.
Pepper
I don't mean YOU! You guys are cool, but life is meep-meeping me and I'm not dealing with it very well.
Pepper
Do you ever have one of those days where you just want to die and say "meep you" Well, it's one of those.
spankerchi+
...for the bread-winning type Goat labors 'n such.
spankerchi+
Okay. I heard that he was okay. Just checking to see if he was still mobile.
Pepper
Spanky, the cruiser got a dented basket, but Goat kind of straightened it. I'm more worried about him. meeping yikes.
Pepper
Looks like this is shaping up to be an interesting day. All I want to do is sleep.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Call of Cthulu-Coin
JohnLenin
http://i.imgur.com/BQkPMhc.jpg
BigDinWaun+
on Monty Python: DED: Enough of this+
linkswarm
queue: New link: The Ruin Porn of Yugoslavia
MstrLance
spankerchi+
How's le bike?
BeachGoat
I am a bit bunged up today, but will live. I've been injured before, no doubt it will happen again.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Indian Lad Has 232 Teeth Pulled
linkswarm
queue: New link: Old school slang for gettin yr freak on
HOBO
on People Defecating on Trains: **Popes defecating+
HOBO
Which one of you meepers ran down beachgoat with your car while he was rifing his bike? meeps!
LOki
on L.P.D.: Libertarian Police Department: http://youtu.be/pEsZ+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Monty Python: DED
BeachGoat
HOBO
on Blues Guitarist Johnny Winter Dies At 70: Creepy looking but a+
sunny77
on Those Times: https://www.youtube.+
spankerchi+
on Those Times: Also: meep.
BeachGoat
Beach Day with Grandcritter. Nothing better.
spankerchi+
on Those Times: Actually no. I+
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