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  • Wotak
  • Sep16 '11
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My Official Resignation

So. Here we have it. The end of the line.

My eldest son is about to graduate as a Marine. My eldest daughter is (almost) a nurse. My youngest son will be three in February. My middle son just turned five.

Here's the thing... I'm getting old.

I'm 41 and this meep is not really interesting any more. Well, it is, but it isn't.

I have met some really amazing people here.

Clavis: You, bro, are one of the coolest people I have ever met. I love you like a wife.

LK: I meeping love you man. The way you can tell a story and make it heaven for everyone present is literally delicious.

SNMD: You are one of the most beautiful people that I have ever had the pleasure of speaking with. - Seriously, stop overthinking your place among monkeys. You can (and should) be the king monkey. You are a meep magnet. Just let your negative pole be free and follow that meeper to the gloryhole.

Vasudeva: I'm really sorry that I wanted to punch your entire face in. I'm glad that this didn't happen. When we actually interfaced, it was cool. I wish you and the LBP a million good lucks and happy days. Seriously. Your website sucks (I admit I helped) but it introduced me to a lot of good folks. Thanks man. I hope we meet again.

MstrLance: I hate your bitcoins. I have a feeling that I'd love talking to you, though.

LOki: Chill the meep out, meeper. You can not win against this government. Ever. (I'm armed and ready to support your ambitions, though)

GuitarJohn: meepgot, you have always been my favorite masturbation. I'd love to jam with you.

DENT: I would be your meepgot. I hope you get through this divorce thing and continue to be an amazing mothermeeper. I literally love your talent... and I wish I had had a chance to shake your hand and buy you a beer... and kick a meeping hole into you apple computer.

Gothmog: meep you. Also, I need that venison steak recipe. Holy meep that was good.

Steel: I have slept with you. I have hugged your meep while you were unconscious. It was warm and fluffy. :) Seriously dude, you are 100% awesome. I'd fish with you any day of the year.

spankerchief: Holy meep, what an amazing meeping human you are. Can you build me an electromagnetic balloon meep?

Heather: I would meep you. I would meep you hard. Call me.

sunny77: I would meep you, too, but I wouldn't like it as much as meeping Heather.

ghostrideryyz: I hope you can find a place in your life to be comfortable in.

Nurglets: Some of the most interesting photographs I've seen of boring, old England. Keep your meep off'n the Swarm, eh?

Dismas: Get me a beer.

Bobacus: I don't care what you do with your meep and meep, as long as you don't walk through my bedroom door at 3am.

Dragonstaff: I'd walkabout with you forever.

GDR: I'm really sorry about the rape. I hope you have recovered.

Mundhra: I'm sorry that I was never allowed the opportunity to comb your neckbeard while petting your taint.

Nocal: Your are dead. Even with such an amazing diet and exercise routine, dead. Unbelievable, your meep. (send more pics, asap)

BeachGoat: I don't hate you. I think we'd have been able to speak civilly. (I would have asked you about Elenin)

Senor_Smoke: I have never seen hands as large as yours. Seriously, how do you type? wtf?

magicchex: I didn't kiss your dead face at your funeral. Your Mom held the casket shut. meep you.

Lownotes: If you ever want to circle-meep it with an internet person...

DumbSkull: If you aren't dead, I just want you to know that I think you are a beautiful person. Just, please, keep your meep to yourself, PLEASE.

BigDinWaunakee: You're a ghostrideryyz troll.

...and all, every Swarmer (I didn't forget you, I'm just drunk) Thanks for the years.

I'll be pooping out a meep once in a while via Google+. You can find me there if you want to.

Later black people.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

dragonstaff

LORDKAHUNA

  • LOki
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lolz?

  • LOki
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Also,

You have a 3yo?

I have a 3yo.

RACE!

  • pete56
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he's probably printing this out to make a quote collage to hang on his wall.

  • sunny77
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he'll be back. just you wait.

well, on the plus side, there's more room in the shoutbox now.

  • JohnLenin
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More room for asinine bullmeep! Hooray!

Unpunished stupidity.
How novel.

I hope it doesn't catch on.

There IS a lot of asinine bullmeep around here, and I'm responsible for much of it. I would retire myself if it would bring the meepy back.

@JohnLenin

More room for asinine bullmeep! Hooray!

Now you can finally go make some real friends, the kind made of meat. Try not to suck too many meeps on the attempt.

  • bobacus
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He's a meep Parker. Know what I mean?

  • sunny77
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Firefox can't find the server at klzzwxh.

This joint is running seriously low on semi-literate pricks.

  • ragoo
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meeping meep. I hate it when Swarmers leave.

  • Heather
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RAGOO! Welcome back!

meep!

  • GrapeApe
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> Us northeastern OH illbillies have evolved with large hands,in order to strangle our wimmens during choke-meep.It could be a serial-rapist thing,where it shutsem up quicker..I don't know

Was awesome that you drunk dialed me on the way to PA,for your guys camping thing.Wish I hadn't been working,or I would have hung out for a few.You meepers should have stopped on the way back through.I had just got half a cow,and the delmonico's,porterhouses,T-bones etc...,would have been on the house.

You got the number,man...been the same for years...next time ya see me,holler like ya know me.

  • bobacus
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Hey Smoke, Hows home? I halfass miss it.

Home is like living in a real life 'people of walmart' webpage,and the f5 meepon is stuck.

Wonder if I fit in or stand out,sometimes.

Guess it don't matter much. :-)

  • bobacus
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I heard you have to drive to the Township to but groceries now.

Wotak, you should admit that you're still coming back here from time to time to check on this thread...

Wotak,

I wish you well. We have had our share of ill-will and verbal acidbaths hurled at each other and I don't forsee us sitting down to beers anytime soon, but I sincerely wish you the best. You are a talented, smart, and whitty gentleman that has made a mark in the Linkswarm universe.

FWIW, I am not a zerg spawn of Ghostie, although he and I do travel in similar universes, but have never, ever met. We almost grabbed a brew at a "Down with Walkermeep" near the Madison capitol, but it never happened.

Godspeed, man. Keep up the good fight. As much as I don't want to like you, I still do.

Sincerely,

BDiW

There's a Walmart on 20 close to kingsville,a Giant Eagle on 20,maybe saybrook twp.,not sure what they consider it up there,but it's a little east of 45.And there is a Sav-a-lot in the harbor,close to bridge st.

I think there is an Aldi's down the road from Walmart also.Not sure what's gonna happen to the Ashtabula Mall.I read in the paper that the owners of it just got foreclosed on..oops

  • Whittey
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The only reason Kingsville exists is to let me take 84 over to 7 so I can get to Raceway 7 quicker.

  • bobacus
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I miss the Roller Rink at Kings. Is it a flea market yet?

  • Wotak
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lol, I was just kidding?

I haet all of you so hard right now.

  • Dismas
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go back to oblivion!

wait! don't go!

we haet you too, won't you stay for tea?

  • HOBO
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where is that bald headed meep?

Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
sunny77
more bothersome is an alleged male with a higher pitched voice than mine blathering on about disney movies in broken english
spankerchi+
Then you get a call from your bank and it's like: "Somebody tried to use your card in China." ...so suddenly you have to transition back into your normal voice?
spankerchi+
Hey, have you ever gotten so sick of telemarketer calls that you started using a "retard" voice?
sunny77
no one does frans like frans (i know who frans is! [not telling])
LOki
on Whale Poops on Divers: ![](http://s.linkswa+
BeachGoat
StartRecor+
FRANS SITS meepING SILENTLY STARING AT THE SCREENS...WAITING FOR RECIEVAL OR RELEASE OF meepUAL ANGER
StartRecor+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: yuo can say that+
spankerchi+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: Ah. Point taken.
spankerchi+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: Ah. Point taken.
dragonstaf+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: [@spankerchief](http+
BeachGoat
on The Rise of the Phoenix: Nicely Done!
spankerchi+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: Fantastic work, man.+
StartRecor+
Getting to be a meep is probably the best thing about getting old. no?
Pepper
I am a meep. Getting old sucks.
StartRecor+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: great job!
sunny77
linkswarm jumped the shark long ago but i'm not going to discourage certain swimmers from flailing about
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on The Rise of the Phoenix: This project is+
sunny77
HAHAHA
HOBO
Ocelot
linkswarm
queue: New link: Whale Poops on Divers
StartRecor+
Jesus loves you anyway
meepbox
meep the world, meep a meep, meep these haters, get rich.
linkswarm
queue: New link: WE NEED TO REGULATE CARS THE WAY WE REGULATE GUNS
LOki
DS? sunny? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83ynTVMxPlQ
LOki
LULZ1
sunny77
linkswarm.com: where the non-elite make passive aggressive comments towards the financially stable
sunny77
yeah. its called the fbi
BeachGoat
Hoarders, not Swarmers. Although I am both.
BeachGoat
Isn't there a point that they can just burn them out like a leper pit?
sunny77
linkswarm.com: all time low
middle_age+
Hoarders : Buried Alive. Celebrity Edition. Mark my words.
BeachGoat
Thick Black Beer.
StartRecor+
Blaspheme! No Zin? No Cab? No Bordeaux?
sunny77
meeping rude
spankerchi+
So sayeth THE LORD.
spankerchi+
...then there will be two minutes of rest before laying into the divine body with a nice salad and maybe some garlic bread.
spankerchi+
...at which point though shalt add 2 tbspns of holy meeper and flip/marinade Him for another two minutes...
spankerchi+
...pan-fried (after the oil in the skillet starts to smoke a little) for 6 minutes, flipping the almighty every minute for a good initial caramelization...
spankerchi+
god is a well-marbled ribeye generously coated with salt and cracked pepper...
StartRecor+
Blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial, for when he has stood the test he will receive the crown of life, which God has promised to those who love him.
HOBO
The meep has been slung
linkswarm
queue: New link: World Leaders On The Loo
sunny77
no
StartRecor+
Hi. Can I talk with you for a few minutes about Jesus Christ?
linkswarm
queue: New link: Serial Killer Cop Jailed For Murdering 22 Women
sunny77
bye
BeachGoat
Monkey meepskin walrus snot. I've had enough today.
BeachGoat
Pig loses to Thor on a Goat
meepbox
FTWORLD
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
BeachGoat
Wait until you're an old man, Sunnypie
linkswarm
queue: New link: There is more to Fight Club than meets the eye.
sunny77
you meep freaks
spankerchi+
Also waiting for test results from le heart exam and bloodwork.
spankerchi+
Gonna have to take a raincheck Goat. I'm still sick from spending all of Christmas and New-Year's in a house with no heat.
BeachGoat
As long as I can steam crab legs and melt meeper, I can find the scampi.
middle_age+
Too bad about steak and meep day.
BeachGoat
I wish it was. That's about all the action I'm getting in these senior years.
StartRecor+
Is "pet a baby goat" a euphemism?
sunny77
on Shouldn't have bought that PS4: you aren't meant to+
BeachGoat
You can still come pet a baby goat, Spanky. They went from kitten to terrier, but they're still cuteness therapy.
meepbox
on Shouldn't have bought that PS4: I don't understand.
sunny77
(:
spankerchi+
Ahh, THAT'S what I like about you sunny77; that was an emo chick move I just pulled. (meeping and not giving any details) Irritating, innit?
sunny77
on u put pitcures here: ![](http://fc08.devi+
sunny77
someone call the wambulance
spankerchi+
Not HORRIBLE.(Nobody's dead) But pretty fukkin BAD.
spankerchi+
This week was BAD.
sunny77
someone, somewhere is playing the worlds most imaginary violin
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