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  • Wotak
  • Sep16 '11
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My Official Resignation

So. Here we have it. The end of the line.

My eldest son is about to graduate as a Marine. My eldest daughter is (almost) a nurse. My youngest son will be three in February. My middle son just turned five.

Here's the thing... I'm getting old.

I'm 41 and this meep is not really interesting any more. Well, it is, but it isn't.

I have met some really amazing people here.

Clavis: You, bro, are one of the coolest people I have ever met. I love you like a wife.

LK: I meeping love you man. The way you can tell a story and make it heaven for everyone present is literally delicious.

SNMD: You are one of the most beautiful people that I have ever had the pleasure of speaking with. - Seriously, stop overthinking your place among monkeys. You can (and should) be the king monkey. You are a meep magnet. Just let your negative pole be free and follow that meeper to the gloryhole.

Vasudeva: I'm really sorry that I wanted to punch your entire face in. I'm glad that this didn't happen. When we actually interfaced, it was cool. I wish you and the LBP a million good lucks and happy days. Seriously. Your website sucks (I admit I helped) but it introduced me to a lot of good folks. Thanks man. I hope we meet again.

MstrLance: I hate your bitcoins. I have a feeling that I'd love talking to you, though.

LOki: Chill the meep out, meeper. You can not win against this government. Ever. (I'm armed and ready to support your ambitions, though)

GuitarJohn: meepgot, you have always been my favorite masturbation. I'd love to jam with you.

DENT: I would be your meepgot. I hope you get through this divorce thing and continue to be an amazing mothermeeper. I literally love your talent... and I wish I had had a chance to shake your hand and buy you a beer... and kick a meeping hole into you apple computer.

Gothmog: meep you. Also, I need that venison steak recipe. Holy meep that was good.

Steel: I have slept with you. I have hugged your meep while you were unconscious. It was warm and fluffy. :) Seriously dude, you are 100% awesome. I'd fish with you any day of the year.

spankerchief: Holy meep, what an amazing meeping human you are. Can you build me an electromagnetic balloon meep?

Heather: I would meep you. I would meep you hard. Call me.

sunny77: I would meep you, too, but I wouldn't like it as much as meeping Heather.

ghostrideryyz: I hope you can find a place in your life to be comfortable in.

Nurglets: Some of the most interesting photographs I've seen of boring, old England. Keep your meep off'n the Swarm, eh?

Dismas: Get me a beer.

Bobacus: I don't care what you do with your meep and meep, as long as you don't walk through my bedroom door at 3am.

Dragonstaff: I'd walkabout with you forever.

GDR: I'm really sorry about the rape. I hope you have recovered.

Mundhra: I'm sorry that I was never allowed the opportunity to comb your neckbeard while petting your taint.

Nocal: Your are dead. Even with such an amazing diet and exercise routine, dead. Unbelievable, your meep. (send more pics, asap)

BeachGoat: I don't hate you. I think we'd have been able to speak civilly. (I would have asked you about Elenin)

Senor_Smoke: I have never seen hands as large as yours. Seriously, how do you type? wtf?

magicchex: I didn't kiss your dead face at your funeral. Your Mom held the casket shut. meep you.

Lownotes: If you ever want to circle-meep it with an internet person...

DumbSkull: If you aren't dead, I just want you to know that I think you are a beautiful person. Just, please, keep your meep to yourself, PLEASE.

BigDinWaunakee: You're a ghostrideryyz troll.

...and all, every Swarmer (I didn't forget you, I'm just drunk) Thanks for the years.

I'll be pooping out a meep once in a while via Google+. You can find me there if you want to.

Later black people.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

dragonstaff

LORDKAHUNA

  • LOki
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lolz?

  • LOki
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Also,

You have a 3yo?

I have a 3yo.

RACE!

  • pete56
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he's probably printing this out to make a quote collage to hang on his wall.

  • sunny77
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he'll be back. just you wait.

well, on the plus side, there's more room in the shoutbox now.

  • JohnLenin
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More room for asinine bullmeep! Hooray!

Unpunished stupidity.
How novel.

I hope it doesn't catch on.

There IS a lot of asinine bullmeep around here, and I'm responsible for much of it. I would retire myself if it would bring the meepy back.

@JohnLenin

More room for asinine bullmeep! Hooray!

Now you can finally go make some real friends, the kind made of meat. Try not to suck too many meeps on the attempt.

  • bobacus
  • Sep23 '11

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He's a meep Parker. Know what I mean?

  • sunny77
  • Sep23 '11

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Firefox can't find the server at klzzwxh.

This joint is running seriously low on semi-literate pricks.

  • ragoo
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meeping meep. I hate it when Swarmers leave.

  • Heather
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RAGOO! Welcome back!

meep!

  • GrapeApe
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> Us northeastern OH illbillies have evolved with large hands,in order to strangle our wimmens during choke-meep.It could be a serial-rapist thing,where it shutsem up quicker..I don't know

Was awesome that you drunk dialed me on the way to PA,for your guys camping thing.Wish I hadn't been working,or I would have hung out for a few.You meepers should have stopped on the way back through.I had just got half a cow,and the delmonico's,porterhouses,T-bones etc...,would have been on the house.

You got the number,man...been the same for years...next time ya see me,holler like ya know me.

  • bobacus
  • Oct13 '11

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Hey Smoke, Hows home? I halfass miss it.

Home is like living in a real life 'people of walmart' webpage,and the f5 meepon is stuck.

Wonder if I fit in or stand out,sometimes.

Guess it don't matter much. :-)

  • bobacus
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I heard you have to drive to the Township to but groceries now.

Wotak, you should admit that you're still coming back here from time to time to check on this thread...

Wotak,

I wish you well. We have had our share of ill-will and verbal acidbaths hurled at each other and I don't forsee us sitting down to beers anytime soon, but I sincerely wish you the best. You are a talented, smart, and whitty gentleman that has made a mark in the Linkswarm universe.

FWIW, I am not a zerg spawn of Ghostie, although he and I do travel in similar universes, but have never, ever met. We almost grabbed a brew at a "Down with Walkermeep" near the Madison capitol, but it never happened.

Godspeed, man. Keep up the good fight. As much as I don't want to like you, I still do.

Sincerely,

BDiW

There's a Walmart on 20 close to kingsville,a Giant Eagle on 20,maybe saybrook twp.,not sure what they consider it up there,but it's a little east of 45.And there is a Sav-a-lot in the harbor,close to bridge st.

I think there is an Aldi's down the road from Walmart also.Not sure what's gonna happen to the Ashtabula Mall.I read in the paper that the owners of it just got foreclosed on..oops

  • Whittey
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The only reason Kingsville exists is to let me take 84 over to 7 so I can get to Raceway 7 quicker.

  • bobacus
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I miss the Roller Rink at Kings. Is it a flea market yet?

  • Wotak
  • Jan06 '12

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lol, I was just kidding?

I haet all of you so hard right now.

  • Dismas
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go back to oblivion!

wait! don't go!

we haet you too, won't you stay for tea?

  • HOBO
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where is that bald headed meep?

Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
Pepper
meep meep meep a duck. I am ready to slay this nasty dragon. Messing with our lives is NOT okay.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Date Ariane
BeachGoat
Time for him to move.
BeachGoat
Day six since he blew up. No call, no sign. All his meep is still here, and we have a "better" renter.
spankerchi+
You guys have the same luck with renters that I have with foster kids.
Pepper
Unfortunately, I need 2 hands to wield the mallet and one to trigger the Nerf bullets. Guess I'd better grow a third hand, really quick.
Pepper
I'm pissed at the world, so I'm loading up my Nerf gun.
linkswarm
queue: New link: In Soviet Russia, Charlene meeps YOU.
Pepper
My Spanky mallet will not leave my hand until our meeped-up renter is gone.
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sunny77
...by yourself in a closet
spankerchi+
Rewatching 12 angry men tonight.
linkswarm
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sunny77
this ebonic plague has got to stop!
MstrLance
...the current state of American jurisprudence, for instance.
StartRecor+
you should object to something
MstrLance
(insert "hung jury" joke here)
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If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.
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Taintin' yer poolz.
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I'm all up in the jury box.
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on u put pitcures here: XxIsvKb.jpg
StartRecor+
why do i think of the family thanksgiving dinner every time I see "drunken pig fights cow?"
LOki
http://bitcointradedesk.com/?p=2151
HOBO
Oh Goat!
BeachGoat
It's fun to be the dirty old man hanging out in parks with a 5 year old girl, and have an excuse.
BeachGoat
I leik being Grandpa
HOBO
Fudge
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on Spanky's Pic Place: At the profound risk+
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on New shed build.: Lookin' damned good+
LOki
http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2014/09/01/bitcoin-for-kids/
LOki
http://bitcointradedesk.com/?p=2058
sunny77
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on New shed build.: Oh, don't get me+
sunny77
on New shed build.: i don't mind them+
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on New shed build.: [@sunny77](http://ww+
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on New shed build.: i saw one of+
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on New shed build.: [shudder]Went to+
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on The Rise of the Phoenix: About all I have+
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on New shed build.: I have had a+
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on u put pitcures here: 5166_soil_halloween.jpg
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sunny77
i lol'd
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Suffer in silence. ...unless it's funny, of course.
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on Dead Not Dead Very Dead Dying: Somebody has to be+
sunny77
on Dead Not Dead Very Dead Dying: http://www.youtube.c+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Hmmm, I have a+
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on Canadian Devil meep: beachgoat999E3o.jpg
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sunny77
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HOBO
meep meep meep
StartRecor+
on Canadian Devil meep: Wait. that didnt+
StartRecor+
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on Beautifully Evil: the bendy hair+
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Dumbskull
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