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  • Wotak
  • Sep16 '11

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My Official Resignation

So. Here we have it. The end of the line.

My eldest son is about to graduate as a Marine. My eldest daughter is (almost) a nurse. My youngest son will be three in February. My middle son just turned five.

Here's the thing... I'm getting old.

I'm 41 and this meep is not really interesting any more. Well, it is, but it isn't.

I have met some really amazing people here.

Clavis: You, bro, are one of the coolest people I have ever met. I love you like a wife.

LK: I meeping love you man. The way you can tell a story and make it heaven for everyone present is literally delicious.

SNMD: You are one of the most beautiful people that I have ever had the pleasure of speaking with. - Seriously, stop overthinking your place among monkeys. You can (and should) be the king monkey. You are a meep magnet. Just let your negative pole be free and follow that meeper to the gloryhole.

Vasudeva: I'm really sorry that I wanted to punch your entire face in. I'm glad that this didn't happen. When we actually interfaced, it was cool. I wish you and the LBP a million good lucks and happy days. Seriously. Your website sucks (I admit I helped) but it introduced me to a lot of good folks. Thanks man. I hope we meet again.

MstrLance: I hate your bitcoins. I have a feeling that I'd love talking to you, though.

LOki: Chill the meep out, meeper. You can not win against this government. Ever. (I'm armed and ready to support your ambitions, though)

GuitarJohn: meepgot, you have always been my favorite masturbation. I'd love to jam with you.

DENT: I would be your meepgot. I hope you get through this divorce thing and continue to be an amazing mothermeeper. I literally love your talent... and I wish I had had a chance to shake your hand and buy you a beer... and kick a meeping hole into you apple computer.

Gothmog: meep you. Also, I need that venison steak recipe. Holy meep that was good.

Steel: I have slept with you. I have hugged your meep while you were unconscious. It was warm and fluffy. :) Seriously dude, you are 100% awesome. I'd fish with you any day of the year.

spankerchief: Holy meep, what an amazing meeping human you are. Can you build me an electromagnetic balloon meep?

Heather: I would meep you. I would meep you hard. Call me.

sunny77: I would meep you, too, but I wouldn't like it as much as meeping Heather.

ghostrideryyz: I hope you can find a place in your life to be comfortable in.

Nurglets: Some of the most interesting photographs I've seen of boring, old England. Keep your meep off'n the Swarm, eh?

Dismas: Get me a beer.

Bobacus: I don't care what you do with your meep and meep, as long as you don't walk through my bedroom door at 3am.

Dragonstaff: I'd walkabout with you forever.

GDR: I'm really sorry about the rape. I hope you have recovered.

Mundhra: I'm sorry that I was never allowed the opportunity to comb your neckbeard while petting your taint.

Nocal: Your are dead. Even with such an amazing diet and exercise routine, dead. Unbelievable, your meep. (send more pics, asap)

BeachGoat: I don't hate you. I think we'd have been able to speak civilly. (I would have asked you about Elenin)

Senor_Smoke: I have never seen hands as large as yours. Seriously, how do you type? wtf?

magicchex: I didn't kiss your dead face at your funeral. Your Mom held the casket shut. meep you.

Lownotes: If you ever want to circle-meep it with an internet person...

DumbSkull: If you aren't dead, I just want you to know that I think you are a beautiful person. Just, please, keep your meep to yourself, PLEASE.

BigDinWaunakee: You're a ghostrideryyz troll.

...and all, every Swarmer (I didn't forget you, I'm just drunk) Thanks for the years.

I'll be pooping out a meep once in a while via Google+. You can find me there if you want to.

Later black people.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

dragonstaff

LORDKAHUNA

Good luck, Mate.

Drop by once in a while and say G'day.

Hrm, you had a good run.

Also, this place is what you make it.

If you're serious, then dogspeed my friend.
You have a rather nice hat waiting at the swarmer get together next Halloween.
Be there.

Goat, MisterLance and I will show you the joys of being gleefully undignified.
Bring the Telemeep.
If (as I suspect) you experienced technical difficulties (meeped it up), lemme know. I'll make another BETTER one, gratis.

  • MstrLance

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I just bought three bitcoins in your honor.

P.S. Come on back once this mid-life crisis is over.

  • bobacus

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Good Day, Sir.

  • sunny77

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no one here gets out alive!

peaceout man have a good life btw 41 is not old you meep

He's got me by a year, but that year is THE LONGEST.

  • bobacus

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meep

  • pete56

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Nope. 41 is NOT old, but have a great LONG rest of your life where ever you end up, doing whatever you end up doing.

  • Pepper

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Well, meep. meep just froze over. Godspeed, 'Tak. Be safe, be happy. We will miss your meep.

  • MstrLance

  • Sep17 '11

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-1

Adios meep and that's the chaotic truth.

  • JohnLenin

  • Sep17 '11

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Is this because I didn't make a journal?

Later, alligator.

This isn't a meeping elective Eeyore, it's a life sentence. Stop crying and get back to work.

Wotak, can I have your rads?

  • HOBO

  • Sep17 '11

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My meep is ripping!!!!!

  • tantrum

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LOLOLOL AN ATTENTION meep COMING AND AN ATTENTION meep GOING. LOLOLOLOL

  • BeachGoat

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^ This...oh, and "meep"

  • Heather

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gee. thanks.

meep

:(

  • dent

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I've been gone for a few months, but I'm not sure i'll ever say I've quit coming here. I've been popping around the last couple days and I kinda miss it.

meeping meep. Grow some meeping meep already and evolve.

  • shitbox

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In true linkswarm form: Adios meepit.

i don't mean meep..but good bye meepgot

  • Dismas

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Though i apparently warranted only the shortest of shoutouts i appreciate the official resignation bit. Now we don't have to wonder whether or not you are dead like we do about a certain female swarmer who moved off to idaho. enjoy pursuing your dream of playing nude rugby with other small-meep-having-mother-meepers.

Seriously though this place will suck gorilla meep and be an even bigger whiny meepmeepgot meep-juggling show. I'll meet you in meep, but i will have that beer for you then.

Till next time, have a wonderful life.

  • BeachGoat

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Not to be the cynic here, but you've already left before (as I have, after an embarrassing mental meltdown), and came back. This place is like Oxygen. Or Heroin. Or Chicken & Waffles.

I didn't even HAVE a computer at 41. meepity, dude, don't go away forever, just get refreshed. Love your family, your critters, and come back. The Swarm needs stingers and drones, wax and larvae, and honeys to keep it sticky.

And I don't hate you either, brother. I just have a little trouble with that whole dumbmeep move that made you a convict. Jees...I'm so glad you outgrew that meep.

May Your Heart be True, Your Family Love You Always, and Your Chickens Lay Every Day.

Peace.

Goat

  • graycube

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haha another middle aged crisis!

Now who the meep am i going to start massive retarded fights with? Sunny doesn't do it right!

I telling you man. Wotak was so much more relaxed when he was unemployed. Just quit yer job and yer meepin will cease.

oh, and quit postin yer dingus all over the interwebs where the wimmens and chilluns can see it.

Hey man you forgot your cape.



jk

You people still have me. :3

  • GrapeApe

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too bad, you are one of the more interesting nigers around here.

Trolled

  • shitbox

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I know you've checked this thread 39 time you bald meep.

40 times now.

And I resent not being mentioned in your self-eulogy. Just because we never spoke or interacted in any civilized manner does not mean I'm not spectacular.

Haha, very funny meeper. Now quit clownin and get your meepass back here.

And suck your wife's meep a little more often, would ya? You know, the way I like it with the swirlyhand and the finger in my ahnoose.

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