Texas Swarmer Meet Up
Gauging interest - who'd like to get together? Propose dates and places.
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BeachGoat
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linkswarm
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.




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@GrapeApe
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@meepTEXAS
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Didn't hear anyone ask you, since you didn't show up to the last one...
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...and Spanky had a cool hat for you and meep.
Tue, Aug16
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I'm looking to take in a Rangers home game next spring. No date set in stone as of yet.
Tue, Aug16
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Sorry. I've been way busier than I expected I'd be. Just started a new jorb. Mail me that hat.
Tue, Aug16
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Brought an extra guitar, and everything...
NEXT TIME, DAMMIT!
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@BeachGoat
I'll be there and you can make this post your sig just to remind me. Now stop hijack thread.
Also, meep Texas.
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poverty and work, and even working poverty, tend to put a crimp in get togethers in far- away lands.
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@Wotak
you wish
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I say meep Texas too and I actually got a job as well which prevented me from making an appearance. Hrrrmmmm.
Wed, Aug17
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^ Mom?
Wed, Aug17
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Y'all should go to Canyon Lake.
Wed, Aug17
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No, we should find the house where Texas Chainsaw Massacre was filmed and eat yummy sausage.
Wed, Aug17
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We can make that happen.
@freakmachine
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I like how it's a restaurant now.
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You said you wanted sausage
Thu, Sep08
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How about November? Krause Springs?
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I'm down, just let me know when/where and with enough adv notice.
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As soon as the entire state stops burning, we'll do this.
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I'll go if it's near SA, so Canyon lake would be sweet, if not I'll just meep from afar.
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@ThePanther Do you live south of San Antonio?
I haven't camped at Canyon Lake in decades. I don't have fond memories of it, very rocky and no privacy between camp sites but I'm game to try again.
November time frame?
Chime in if there's other locations we should consider, this isn't set in stone yet. If there's someone lurking in this thread who lives in Dallas and now thinks they can't come, NOT SO.
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^ No need for privacy. We're planning one passing you around like a penny. And loving you eternally. On your inside parts. Twice. (three for alphas)
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I'm ok with this.
Date?
@ThePanther
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Commit, you commie meeps.
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You can violate Meta's wife. Not my innards.
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@Heather I live outside the loop on the north side. Canyon lake was fun when I went a few years ago, I don't know how it's fared since the drought. I'd be fine with other spots too.
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The drought and fires should have abated by December.
Lets camp 12/1 - 12/4
For cold weather fun times, I propose Canyon of the Eagles.
We can do stuff if we want to do stuff. Or we can just sit around the fire and drink/eat for 3 days.
There is an observatory that's open to the public on December 3rd. I know you bishes love stars.
If anyone is bringing kids, there's a meepton of kid-friendly activities to take them on. I recommend the Owl Prowl, my children still have nightmares from it.
NOW WHAT:
1. Post in this thread if you are coming and how many total will be in your party (# adults, # children).
... a. Post if you'd like to do one of the $ tours
... b. Post whether you'd want to camp anywhere other than Chimney Slough which is where I'll be. If you prefer more primitive, there's Tanner Point. If you prefer less primitive there's cabins and if you're a giant meep, there's a lodge with room service.
... c. Vote for communal meals or every man for himself. If we do communal, one swarmer is responsible for one meal for the entire party.
2. PM me your email address so we can exchange private information like cell phone numbers and bra sizes.
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@GrapeApe @Autoshoes @Metatron @freakmachine @middle_age_man @Wotak @BeachGoat @pete56 @meepbox @witty_screen_name @ThePanther
Leatherface loves you
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@Heather
Fixed:
We can do stuff if we want to do stuff. Or we can just sit around the fire and drink/eat for 3 days.
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@Heather
Primitive camping in your giant meep with room service?
Yes?
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love to, but the gaurdians of the US border tend to open fire on me if I approach the border. They have a remarkable array of weaponry
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SNEAK PREVIEW:

Wed, Sep28
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I'll make the reservation for however many sites needed. But I need to know how many sites are needed.
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Not it. Wish I could. Can Not. Thank you.
On the other hand, if you ever make it out this way, space for you & yours, even if it's just a couch & air bed...still just a block or two from the beach, and a meal or two.
Love ya
Goat & Rosie
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@GrapeApe @Autoshoes @Metatron @freakmachine @middle_age_man @Wotak @BeachGoat @pete56 @meepbox @witty_screen_name @ThePanther
xo,
Heather
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Still wish I could.
My oldest son lives just north of Dallas, but he & his mate aren't the camping type, or I would sent a proxy goatlet (age 33, just a puppy).
Burn some meat for us, and suck down a beer & a shot.
Will be thinkin' of Y'all.
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@Heather
If it was next spring I'd do it. My wife is ponying up for a Rangers home game tour package for my birthday.