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Heather
Where is this LS script?
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middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: dragonstaff: "Tesco+
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: "E-coli has over 9+
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
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on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: While I can't prove+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
spod
on Bachmann urges 'spiritual warfare' to impose religious values on government: She is acting on+
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
dragonstaf+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: "Actually, as I am+
JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: My shop is in+
tesco
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: La Cucaracha You can+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek
bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
dragonstaf+
Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
Danny_Infe+
LINK: Depression Part Two
Danny_Infe+
linkswarm
queue: New link: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
StartRecor+
Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
Danny_Infe+
spankerchi+
meepbox
RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
BeachGoat
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: We calculated the+
dragonstaf+
Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
linkswarm
queue: New link: meep Trickle is Ded by a shot to his own head.
dragonstaf+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@StartRecordingNow]+
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: ALSO people like me?+
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: and without the+
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on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: _A pistol makes a+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Instagram blunder helps ID alleged thief
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Oh, DO tell us+
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Genetic changes+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@meeproach](http://+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@meeproach](http://+
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@StartRecordingNow]+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Spankerchief. I am+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bakersfield police beat suspect to death, then seize cell phones of witnesses.(Alledgedly erasing one video)
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Learned a new word+
MstrLance
We called them meep Floss.
BeachGoat
We called them Wrist Rockets in my day
StartRecor+
i got me one of them thongs. i'll post a pic later.
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
HOBO
http://www.cafepress.com/+classic_thong,5384613
Cryogeneri+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: What if you live+
spod
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: http://www.youtube.c+
linkswarm
queue: New link: World's Largest Rubber Duckie Assassinated
linkswarm
queue: New link: Depression Part Two
linkswarm
queue: New link: Tried To Have meep With Hornet's Nest - Death
linkswarm
queue: New link: Interview With Charlie Watts
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Loki, your+
spankerchi+
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Blah blah (made up+
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: I have a GOOD+
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: You seem to have+
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: How old are you+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Beach, men tend to+












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w00t!
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Coming right up!
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Cool. Looks like a good time was had by all.
Who is who? I recognize the Goat and the Spankerchief, but who are the rest of you nigs?
Captions with the pics would be good.
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In that last batch, I'm the hairy druidish looking fukker on his netbook on the rocks. Then we have the west-coast linkswarm womenfolk: clockwise from the top: Pepper, then Spanky's daughter, then my lovely wife. In the bottom pic, Goat seems to be propositioning my eldest son.
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jwalker diligently domeepents the pig.
The pig takes it all in stride.
The pig begins to suspect that something is up.
Spankerchief deftly wrestles the pig into submission.
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meep:clipboard mishap. Here is jwalker actually domeepenting the pig as Spanky hoists it by the snout.
Cut me slack. I'm still on the road going home from this shindig.
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@MstrLance
Thanks man. Nice to be able to put a few more faces to (nick)names.
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told you it would be foggy.
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Aloha!
Everybody had to get a moment with the Horns on...
Nice Cthulian Lair
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First time we've been out camping in a dozen years...very good for the Goat & Rose
Friday night, we put on the major munchy...Rosie's baked beans, Kabobs, and a hundred or so buffalo turds.
The kabobs came out so good...gone in 20 minutes...
MrLance & Wife providing the rhythm of life
Meanwhile, Spanky & JWalker literally "Pulled Pork" from the pig for dinner. Mrs Lance got right in there when JWalker wore out. It was a lot of work!
Spanky with his FlameThrower, setting the Oak on fire.
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@MstrLance
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I envyhate you lucky meepers from across the pond.
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I see Cornwall here
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@BeachGoat
'I see Cornwall here'
I thought that looking through the pics, I'm more envious of the actual meetup and shenanigans had. With the only other old member of LS that I can think of that lives in the uk being @Lefen (and possibly Evildigits?) a UK-LS gathering wouldn't be as much cop.
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wild and craxy

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^ That's the only picture that came out...
ha ha, j/k
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Spanky
Mr. Lance
Pepper
Pepper, Goat and Spanky
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Thank you so much for sharing these. You're all SO much better looking that I thought you'd be.
I wish there was a go-getter in Texas who'd organize a meet up for us.
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Did piggy's head end up on a post "Lord of the Flies" style?
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The SpankerSpawn held it up for a Glory Shot before I ate the Cheek Meats, Bourdain Style.
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Thanks for the pics. I now go to cry and wail until West Coast #2 or they shovel dirt over the top of me. (whichever comes first)
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Thanks for the Crown Royal! Made for a very fine Glow.
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^+1
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grin
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This is all that kept the mountainside from falling on my head.
The west-coast chapter of the linkswarm execution squad bustin' a few caps in yo' meep.
My second son fills the ranks as a spankyspawn does triage on Pepper.
A curious bird is the pelican / He meeps all over the beach
Fun on the rocks.
Make it a double.
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If you folks weren't yet quite jealous enough, here we are eating hot s'mores around the campfire.
There are some Pleiades up behind there somewhere.
Separated at birth?
A couple o' buffalo riders.
Me, jwalker, and Pepper enjoying one of our many humorous and thought-provoking discussions.
And here's another one of these, featuring my darling wife.
Aug16 '11
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I could meet you in San Marcos for a beer and call it the Texas get together, lol.
Who else is down here? I know Autoshoes is in SA, but is there anyone else on here in Texas?
@Heather
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Just for meeps and giggles who ended up walking off with this?:

I don't really care, I was just hoping a perfectly good souvenir didn't get tossed.
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Metatron, Freak Machine and yours truly in Austin. AutoShoes and you in San Antonio. That's five dammit. I think there's some others in Dallas or Houston?
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If we are camping then we will have to wait until december so it will be in the 80's and not this 110 degree meep... What are the chances of getting Spanker to bring the grill? lol
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I might...
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I'd much rather have room service and a pool. We could afford a hotel, couldn't we? I'm all for a camping trip though, if its in November or if its in a cavern.
Let's stop hijacking this thread and start a new one. I will do it now.
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To be held in reserve for The Second Annual Linkswarm West Coast Get-Together.
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Missed this. Unhappy.
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I got planz.
First off;
Hotel rooms.
Secondly;
I will not get stuck babysitting the barbecue or running errands the entire time.(Thanks, btw Goat. Those kabobs were off the hook!)
Third;
Treasure hunt with an actual treasure chest.(Must be on the coast for this.)
I'm making a special "piratey" chest for this event.
There WILL be sore losers. :)
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More info as various game plans/devious plots are hatched.
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I'll be there. Are you thinking family-friendly again? cuz im coming in from AZ, so thats a lot of babysitter time I'd have to arrange for.
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That ended up in our ice chest, along with two of your padlocks. It is now a beautiful blackened/brown from all that time in the pig's mouth, and being fire roasted for 10 hours. It has a place of honor among my pagan idols on the "adult"shelf.
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@saltpeter
Yeah. I'm thinking pirate themed beach party. Family-friendly for the most part(not counting the drinking)
I think the kids would get the biggest kick out of looking for Cap'n Spanky's buried loot.
:Note to self: Figure out a good way to water/sand-proof a chest, locate plunder that be pleasin' to both man and boy, plot a good hidey spot and draw annoyingly vague directions thereto on several sheets of
...(sorry Goat)...parchment.
@Beachgoat
Oh good. Glad to see you got a keepsake you like :)
Don't sweat the locks. I'll buy more.
Probably the only advantage of being single; I get to spend my money on WHATEVER THE F#CK I LIKE, WHENEVER THE F#CK I LIKE.
Sep04 '11
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I think I'll fish out those old leaf springs and crank out some cutlasses and I've got an old design for some pretty damned stout wooden swords for the kids so that nobody goes home empty-handed.
You're never too old to play dress-up, get hammered and find good-natured mischief to get into, IMHO.