Psychology 101- a swarmers insight?
I've been wanting the join the navy now for about a year and a half, i started to lose the weight i needed to be rid of until the woman i so foolishly let control me because i loved her, told me to stop if i wanted to marry her.
So for the last year, i've been doing as she asked, not excercising, gaining back the weight, and lavishing her with compliments until she finally twisted me so tight that i broke. I told her i wasn't sure, so she called me pathetic, probably true, said i make her sick, not a surprise, and left me.
Now this left me creating my own pity party, poor poor me, i'm such a kicked puppy, mentality. This will not do anymore. I'm sick of making excuses and being a meep about it. So i've created a new goal. Well i guess i should say i edited my goal.
I'm trying to make a schedule. There is but a small problem, there are a lot of classes to choose from, and i'm not sure which ones i should take to get started. i will include a link to all the classes offered with a list of requirements. Those of you willing to help, I thank you, if you exist....
meep. of arts requirements




Jul23 '11
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Without knowing more about where your interests lie, it is very hard to offer meaningful advice.
For what it is worth, with the knowledge of your interests that I have (effectively none), I would suggest getting the mandatory, irrelevant, or most likely to require a re-do classes out of the way first. Leaving your favourite classes until last, or at least later, gives you more insentive to finish your degree because all the worst stuff will be behind you. It also encourages you to beat the bad stuff because you know the good is coming.
Jul23 '11
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Oh, and well done on ending your own personal pity party. Not easy to do on your own. You are obviously a lot stronger than you or her gave you credit for.
Jul23 '11
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He/she/it hasn't ended their personal pity party...they've just moved it to Linkswarm & enlisted our help in keeping it going.
Seriously, every time I read something that anothermonkeyenslaved writes, I get sick to my meeping stomach.
Jul23 '11
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Take the classes you think you will enjoy the most first. Success will come easier there, and will inspire you to keep on going.
Living well is the best revenge.
Good lick. I mean, luck. Either way.
Jul24 '11
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A. Why are you taking classes.
B. What do you hope to achieve from this goal.
C. Are you sacrificing anything more important by pursuing #2.
I can ask Wotak for new methods of jerking off, because this information isn't essential to my existence and bad, untested advice really won't affect me too badly... unless of course he recommends that I cut my meep off, place it in parafin, and stroke that lightly with my cheek.
Jul24 '11
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Excuse me and LS 3.0 needs an edit function.
For C. above, please replace "by pursuing #2" with "by pursuing this goal"
Thank you.
Jul24 '11
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I kind of agree with Clavis. If anothermonkeyenslaved has written something, chances are it isn't good news.
Jul24 '11
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Ethics and Logic were 2 first year courses that helped me win many arguments.
Jul24 '11
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... not here, mind you.
Jul24 '11
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Great idea, all i need to do now is put it together in a form that doesn't interfere with my job. So psych student by day, watcher of heathens at night. I almost feel like superman. :D@dragonstaff
Jul24 '11
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No, you are right, not ended, ending. It is not an overnight fix. I do realize that i do have a tendancy to seek sympathy from others. I am however overjoyed that i envoke an emotion out of you with whatever i write. It boosts my ego. :D
@Clavis_Apocalypticae
Jul24 '11
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She was definately a good lick at first lol. She enjoyed flavored lubes. Although the cherry she used tasted like cough syrup... Not so much enjoyable.@StartRecordingNow
Jul24 '11
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Indeed, this is also a good idea. Thank you.@BigDinWaunakee
Jul24 '11
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You should probably state an actual goal rather than "making a schedule." That's a meepty goal. Where are you trying to end up? That's a goal.
Jul24 '11
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So psych student by day, watcher of heathens at night.
Night is for studying, if you are taking it seriously.
Jul24 '11
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Death to Videodrome! Long live The New flesh
Jul26 '11
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Gotta go with Clavis here. Physician heal thyself.
Jul26 '11
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A tendency to seek sympathy from others? meep man, that's been your entire point of existence on LS. That in and of itself causes me little/no issue...there are whiny meeps all over the internet for whom life is just too meeping hard.
What really grates on my sack is the sheer number of members here who are willing to indulge you.
@anothermonkeyenslaved
Also, relevant.
Jul26 '11
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CA,
OK, I'm a fixer. I hate to kick trash to the curb.
Jul28 '11
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Lol, fix my trashy ways bigdin. @BigDinWaunakee
Jul28 '11
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The girls love The Bachelorette, so I'm constantly hearing soppy, pithy statements from dumb-meep with an encyclopedic knowledge of relationship needs but all the patience and emotional stability of a rat terrier. - accompanied by tender music.
The horrible realization came (between bouts of apoplectic disbelief at the level of bullmeep coming out of these people's mouths) that my girls WERE TOTALLY INTO IT.
I don't care how meeping smart you are or how much relationship experience you claim to have;
If you have thin skin and want people to work towards building YOUR self esteem(compliments, gifts emotional effort), you'll never be happy.
You have to learn the value of patience and humility.
Self esteem don't come from being better than someone else
Jul28 '11
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Dammit.
-Doesn't come from being better than someone else or from getting what you want from people.
It comes from being GOOD ENOUGH TO DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE and BEING HUMBLE ENOUGH TO BE EASY TO TALK TO.
Like Clavis' video says; "Toughen the meep up"
Jul28 '11
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This is terrible, meep this troll forever.
What happened to you swarmers?
Jul29 '11
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What happened to you swarmers?
I blame weak leadership. All in favor of mutiny say "AYE"!
Jul29 '11
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rumble rumble rumble
Jul29 '11
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clavis and kahuna are right. all the old schoolers would've ripped this to shreds a few years ago. now it's all peace and love meep
Jul29 '11
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were you sitting at home thinking about how useless getting a meeping associates degree in psychology is that you just figured that it wouldn't matter if you let complete strangers pick your class schedule?
Jul29 '11
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seems to me it's an associates in arts, which you can do basically meep all with.
Jul29 '11
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Every since LK and Vas got married and adopted chillblains, this site has gone soft like Hugh Heffner's meep.
meep, even Wotak and I don't meep-rape each other when given the opportunity.
Loki and Nocal are finally at peace, with Nocal dead and all.
The new blood is just thin or perhaps the old blood is more mature. meep your own theory, just think of these.
Jul29 '11
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An arts associates degree hard at work.
Jul29 '11
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Nothin' wrong with getting mellow in yer old age.
I don't wanna end up as bitter as George Carlin was.
Loved his act, but it was hard to listen to that much hate for very long.
I want people feel comfortable and safe around me.
Unless they're stupid or flakey. In which case I want them to feel a pressing need to GTFO.
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Jul29 '11
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oh good... let's meeping become an online support group for Emo meeptards... We could start a suicide prevention live chat!!
Jul30 '11
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Its only a transfer degree to get into a four year.@Dismas
Jul30 '11
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If that's the case then talk to an adviser at the school to figure that meep out. They deal with this stuff constantly and are prepared to hold your dumb, pudgy hand. /thread
p.s. - your next thread/journal should be your grocery list. We can help you decide which flavor poptarts to buy.
@anothermonkeyenslaved
Jul30 '11
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I will vote for meep with meep frosting.
Jul31 '11
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Jul31 '11
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Possibly :D, but poptarts aren't that good. The advisors are less intelligent, even more so than you. No help there. Thanks for the suggestion.
@JohnLenin
Jul31 '11
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You should take Herbology, Potions, Charms, Defence Against the Dark Arts, Transfiguration, and Arithmancy
Jul31 '11
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Have you tried heroin for answers? It worked great for @magicchex
Jul31 '11
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Other course options:
Amateur Bombmaking 102
Poisons & Baking
You Can Fly! Man's Destiny with Self-Flight
Statutory Rape Is Just a Suggested Law
Run Your Own Prison: Covered Wagons Edition
Insult Every Minority
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@anothermonkeyenslaved
When is this going to happen?
Jul31 '11
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Tomorrow. She has a lot going on right now. You don't understand.
@LOki
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@anothermonkeyenslaved