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My first kid is amazing. There is no way I'm gettin that lucky twice...

You'll either pull it together or create another damaged child.
Choice is yours.

Btw...
Congatulations, Dad.

You can get that lucky twice. I did.

Congrats.

well mom needs her prenatals and a healthy diet, for two.

gratz :)

One word: Vasectomy

Best decision I ever made.

Name it something strong, like Magnus or Dale.

That's a really scary looking colonoscopy printout...good luck...poor sod

You could join the Navy. I hear it's an adventure.

Indenture was the word you were thinking.

I second this motion
@BeachGoat

One word: Vasectomy Best decision I ever made.

Is it just me or is babbypeter wearing corkface? Or looking like Moe from the three stooges? Or possibly a tiki idol? Not that that's a bad thing, per se. And does s/he have one giant foot instead of two little ones? You never know with so many radical isotopes wafting around. Let's just hope that's his meep. Or hers.

Two amazingly good kids can and do come out of weirdo messed-up-in-the-head parents. It happened to me, too. Good luck to you.

Thanks for the well wishes, etc.

Fortunately, I never really matured. I'm great with kids. I dunno what I'm gonna do when they get too old to think farts and goofy faces are funny...

I've been planning on a Vasectomy. I should probably push it up a little higher on the priority list now. Two is my limit.

I wasn't around for the first pregnancy/birth and only saw her for a few minutes every couple weeks for the first year or so. A lot of this is gonna be first-time-dad meep for me.

meep, 5 years ago I was a homeless drunk. Now I've got a growing family, a stable job, two cars and a house. I'm clearly stuck in a downward spiral.

Should have checked wikipedia:

"Potassium nitrate was once thought to induce impotence, and is still falsely rumored to be in institutional food (such as military fare) as an anaphrodisiac; however, there is no scientific evidence for such properties".