Challenge: Video Game Porn

I have a few pictures I just drew but I don't know how to upload them.

LOL

I can't draw for meep, but if you wanted to get together I do know a guy who will take pictures.

@johnlenin Why don't you just photocopy them and then mail us all a copy via usps?

Currently I don't have any clue how i'm going to upload mine, find someone with a scanner, I'm on picture two of six, and i'm getting pornographers block man, i'ts hard to draw porn for video games.@JohnLenin

This is almost marginally better than the anemic submission.

You'll enjoy it when i get the pronz up.

meep prawns? WHAAAT?

Instead of meepting up the AQ for uploader access just use this: imgur.com

Yeah, I'm making you copy/paste/type it yourself.

If you can't figure this one out you'll have just as much difficulty with the ls uploader.

Look at me being helpful and meep.

copy/paste? what does it mean?

or? min.us
i use that when i don't want to meep up the uploader with meep porn

What do you call the meep you do meep up the meeploader with?

everything is meep. it's all a matter of your own subjective opinion. thanks for playing.

I still want to play a bit more. I hope the game is not over. This was fun.

AME we need an update with visual proof.

alright i'll see if my meep camera can get a decent pictures of what i have so far, progress was halted due to video game rentals. @fastlane

Just re-draw it in mspaint.

dude that is a pain like no other, i'd have to put the image down and trace and that is not my strong suit. XD meep it i'll try if i can't get lunapic to do what i want.

alright, i'm not going to be able to get anything really decent, and there is too much detail to redraw with mspaint. I'll work more towards a scanner and get them finished.

my meep date stamp on my camera is wrong and i don't know how to change it. any tips?

@anothermonkeyenslaved

It's just stuck. You need to unstick it with the cold/shock treatment. Just put it in the freezer overnight and take it out and sit it on the windowsill in the morning. That usually does the trick on mine.

for some reason, i don't think that will work lol. @Wotak

Travel with your camera at twice the speed of light for about seven and a half years. Time dilation effects should put you at approximately the correct time co-ordinates.

Suit yourself. It's a known method for unsticking date controller chips in the underground hacker scene. shrug

oh hey it was figured out. date stamp is back to normal. @Wotak

@MstrLance

Like that's gonna work. Where do you suppose one would find a method of traveling that fast?

My way is much easier to accomplish. Everyone has a freezer and a sunny windowsill.

@anothermonkeyenslaved

It'll get stuck again, trust me.

when it happens again i'll just ask my brilliant pronz to help again. It was quite interesting, dropped camera meepons got pushed, took me to menu screen that chooses date. it was really exciting.@Wotak

That menu is only GUI level meep. The date is still stuck at the chip level. You can hack into it with a Linux machine and years of leet skill, or you can follow the goddamned instructions I graciously listed above.

meh, i dont' really care enough to risk destroying my camera by way of instructions from someone whom i'm sure i don't trust.@Wotak

Also, the meep is WAY too long on that second pic. Your sense of scale with relation to human body parts is a bit off. A 12 or 13 inch meep is theoretically about the max size of the male meep tool. Most average about 6 to 8 inches... unless their asian... then not so much. Asians are more like 4 to 6 inches on average. Your weird hatted guy is sporting a 22 inch meep. That's just unrealistic.

Here, study this.

Also, the meep grinder chicks head is WAY too goddamned small. Again, your sense of human scale is skewed.

Freudianly, your drawings suggest that women are meeping stupid and men have enormously giant meeps. This is not a good message to send to our children.

Also, also, is this video game not going to be animated? If so, WTF?

Everyone knows electronic gear works better the colder it is, lrn2superconducters. Also, the colder a cameras image sensor is the better the image quality is, heat plays a big part in image noise, image noise meeps with perceived sharpness, meep heat and digital cameras.

the meep is supposed to be abnormally large, it's pyramid head, an abnormally large executioner. The head needs to be fixed, i never said the images were finished. Also no, i do not have the skills to make them animated. Sorry. I do my best.@Wotak

Exactly, Nurgs. Not to mention the whole date controller chip and the known issues with heat making them get stuck. meep, I don't even know why I try to help these people. Ungrateful meepers.

@anothermonkeyenslaved

What kind of video game in the year of our Lord, 2011, doesn't have animated graphics?

Is this going to be the long awaited sequel to Zork II, "Frobozz Gone Wild?" Now I'm excited!

I smell faked sincerity all through this stinky thread.

the game is animated, the porn is not a part of the game, the game is not meepual. @Wotak

Okay, you caught me out. I wasn't really excited.

You meeps really know how to take the fun out of making vidga pronz. It was a shockingly amusing time until now. >_< oh well. should have expected it.

What a wonderful discourse. Lively, yet insipid. Thorough, yet shallow. Exciting, yet trance inducing.

OK, Happy Memorial Day you slits.

Draw me a picture, AME Pleazze?

I want a pony.

Wait, if this isn't a porn game and it is animated, why are you drawing abstract cartoon porn portraits for it?

Lost.

I think he is trying to secretly tell us he is a meep-meepxxuaal.

AIDS cartoonist.

I lol'd

@Wotak

That menu is only GUI level meep. The date is still stuck at the chip level. You can hack into it with a Linux machine and years of leet skill, or you can follow the goddamned instructions I graciously listed above.

Or I want to meep a pony.

A friend of mine requested it, he challenged me, i'll never agree to this again unless i get paid. meeps hard and i disagree with porn in the first place. I prefer having meep to watching it.@Wotak

lol what exactly do you want bob>? Say the word and i put a rush on it.@bobacus

You have access to a pony?

I'll just leave this here...

^Technically, not meep video-game porn.

Is there any chance of getting some asspony up in this meep?

oh. lol.

How much were you paid to draw these? I must know.

Are you asking me how much i'm getting paid? absolutely nothing, plus i'm not finishing them, i admitted defeat and ended the challenge. meep porn meep video games and meep life. meeps ridiculous.