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E-MAIL SCAM

Below is an e-mail I received today. It remind me of ARZON and the time he meeped around with that Nigerian E-Mail Scammer. I haven't decided how I will handle this, But when I do I will let you all know.

______________________

Welcome to Western Union
Send Money Worldwide
FROM OFFICE OF THE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.
COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC/ADDRESS 455 AGBOKOU,ANKPA
ROAD OPPOSITE TUNDE MOTORS COTONOU.
WEB:http://site.www. westernunion.com/
Contact Email: beninwestunion4@live.fr

I WOULD LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THE MINISTER OF FINANCE DR NALAR ONYEBOR HAS ORDERED THAT THE ONLY MONEY YOU WILL SEND NOW IS JUST $45 US DOLLARS SO THAT WE WILL START SENDING TO YOU YOUR $5000 US DOLLARS DAILY UNTIL YOUR TOTAL FUND OF ONE MILLION TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY THOUSAND US DOLLARS ($1,240,000.00) IS PAID TO YOU AND IF YOU FAIL TO COMPLY BY SENDING THIS FEE WITHIN THREE DAYS OF THIS ORDER,YOUR TOTAL FUND WOULD BE CONFISCATED AND IT WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO GOVERNMENT PURSE,HE SAID THAT THIS IS THE FINAL ORDER.

SO I URGE YOU TO TRY AND SEE THAT YOU SEND THE $45 US DOLLARS IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOU RECEIVE THIS EMAIL TODAY SO THAT WE WILL FINALIZE EVERY THING TO TODAY,BY TOMORROW,YOU WILL START TO BE RECEIVING YOUR FIRST $5000 US DOLLARS DAILY,

BELOW ARE THE PAYMENT INFORMATION TO SEND THE $45 US DOLLARS OK,

NAME.............ONYEKA ALEX
CITY................COTONOU
COUNTRY.........BENIN REPUBLIC
QUESTION........WHAT COLOR
ANSWER.............GREEN
AMOUNT...........$45
MTCN............

SEND THE PAYMENT INFORMATION TO THIS BELOW EMAIL ADDRESS,
EMAIL : westunion02@megamail.pt

WAITING TO RECEIVE THE PAYMENT INFORMATION IMMEDIATELY OK,
MR.NDIDI LUMAM.

FOREIGN OPERATION MANAGER
WESTERN UNION OFFICE BENIN REPUBLIC
THIS IS OUR CONDUCT CODE ( 303)

Western Union
Welcome to Western Union
Western Union

Decider: saltpeter

spankerchief

tantrum

ghostrider

Wotak

shitbox

dragonstaff

saltpeter

I imagine this meephead just cut and pasted about a gazillion times.
The way it looks, you're probably not going to get a response.
:disappointed:

  • Wotak

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Jesus meeping Christ, I hope you sent the $45! 1.25 Million is at stake, son!

  • sunny77

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its fun to make them send you pictures you request they take. here's a personal gem from my inbox:

Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Get off your lazy meep and photochop Spanky for his birthday!
BeachGoat
Sabbath, Bastrds of Reality
Pepper
Deep Purple, loud as it could go. Nothing like being snubbed by all the neighbors
spod
lou reeds white noise should buzz em'
BeachGoat
Playing horrible music for the party next door that we weren't invited to...buggers!
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK.... What about+
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK.... What about+
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Idiot.+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I know, this is+
bobacus
LINK: meep Trickle is Ded by a shot to his own head.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Kimmel Shares Maude's meep
Heather
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: In before the+
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: You literally REFUSE+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+
JohnLenin
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: meeping mods, man.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Typical,+
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Cold fusion may be+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: [@spankerchief](http+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+
spankerchi+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I bet you orderedit+
Cryogeneri+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I wouldn't waste+
HOBO
You wish your meep was ripping
pete56
LINK: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
BeachGoat
on Adios Ray Manzarek: https://www.youtube.+
Heather
on My man , Skanky.: Same.+
linkswarm
queue: New link: How Islamists get head while in London.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Math is not+
spankerchi+
I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
spankerchi+
IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
bobacus
JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: OK I concede. Math+
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Changing my avatar+
LOki
also, dog jamming
pete56
on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+
StartRecor+
LINK: Adios Ray Manzarek
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@tesco](http://www.+
BeachGoat
on French theme park with giant mechanical animals: Nice video of the+
BeachGoat
LINK: World's Largest Rubber Duckie Assassinated
MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
freakmachi+
LINK: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: dragonstaff: "Tesco+
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: "E-coli has over 9+
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: While I can't prove+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
spod
on Bachmann urges 'spiritual warfare' to impose religious values on government: She is acting on+
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
dragonstaf+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: "Actually, as I am+
JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: My shop is in+
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