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It's Marf's Barfday

Yup, I made it through another year. As an apology, I offer you all a chance for great amusement. For my birthday I emplore you to go nuts with some photoshopping on yours truly, and at the end of the day I will declare a winnAr. The pic is old and has been seen a lot, but it's the only retarded one of myself that I have available, incredibly enough. Enjoie.







Decider: Admin

  • HOBO
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Happy BarfDay! Ham for everyone Momad's buying!

meep!!!!!

  • vasudeva
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meep mud. You've been gone so long your brain has meep. We no longer use BB Code, anywhere. Prior to that, it was only used in the forums.

Also, your image has this going for it:
Access Denied (Usage Limit)

The owner of this file has exceeded their daily usage limit.

Mud, I hope Giant Robot rapes you. ^__^

If it don't work then...Stick your finner in this hole!!!

  • vasudeva
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Hahaha. Nice. (It worked for you cause you have that image cached in yr browser, dummy.)

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  • Gothmog
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Happy Bday Marf. Welcome to old.

meep I give up... Here's both pics

  • metatron
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DO NOT meep TO THIS PICTURE.

  • yazirian
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  • vasudeva
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Oh GOD can we stop talking about it NOW!?

  • yazirian
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Because every girl wants to be Princess Leia!

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Marf Hilton!

  • Gothmog
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Oh Marf, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind.

Happy Berfday Momad.

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  • MOMAD
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Okay, the points have been tallied and I have declared a winnAr. But first, the superlatives and honorable mentions:

Winner of the 'Made me Look at it the Longest- goes to yaz. It took several seconds for me to figure out what was blinking with that nostril cavern.

Gothmog gets the prizes for making me feel good about myself with the Seff and Chubby Kansan Girl pic, but Seff gets the prize for making me feel not as great about myself by reminding me that I do not have Britney Spear's body. Thanks and fuk u.

Gothmog also gets bonus points for the Gollum one, because meep that is freaky.

MUD gets the Greatest Effort prize for the trouble he encountered in completing this mission. He and vasudeva also share the 'Current Events- prize by using Janet's meep so much, thus providing nostalgia for next year when we look back.

Yaz and Gothmog share the 'Simple and Splendid- award for the Burger King Retard and Ham vs. Marf pics, respectively, but Yaz loses a couple points for the 'meeped since grade school thing-, because it fits too well with my facial expression and that's just disturbing. However, he regains those points with the Princess Leia one, and then some. PS: The Paris Hilton one would have boosted you way up if you photoshopped a penix in place of the ham chunk. Just a tip for future reference.

Honorable mention definitely goes to kHz. That just looks way too real.

BUT... the WINNAR is....

FLOPPY! For the NKOTB pic. It's got everything - randomness in choice, other goofy faces in accompaniment, the kind of stupid element of ridiculous that just smacks of a marfday, and holy Christ - fuking NKOTB! I like it because they all look just as photoshopped as I do, but only I am able to escape the shame of actually being in that picture. I LUV YOU JOEY MCINTYRE!! (not really though).

Thx to you all for participating in making me look like a total fool, moreso than I do on my own ^_^

  • vasudeva
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Mud did Janet's meep too? None of his images are working so I can't tell. If I had known that, I wouldn't've done it. But hey -- thanks for giving me a meepty also-ran prize like you did. I hope your birthday sucked and you got meep AIDS.

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Hey, no problem man - I do it all for you and your helper monkeys!

SURE VAS...it's bad enough you want to be like me, and copy my ideas, but lying about it, like you didn't know.....NICE.

  • HOBO
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Fight!, Fight!, A Canadien and a White, if the Canadien starts to win, We all jump in!

  • vasudeva
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MudVayne: Shut up and subscribe, meep.

Yeah, I'll get right on that...

Remember to use real american money. Not that silly canadian meep.

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