What's a good phone for Verizon?
My dinosaur:

I'm not OLD, but I'm old enough to not see the point in using my "phone" to open my garage door, keep track of my exact GPS coordinates or meep a one-sentence review of every fart I light.
I just want something I can use to poke around on the internet, maybe do a little sketching, write reports and play a few games on.
I'm thinking Droid 2.
Help?
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Post watermelon head post haste.
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
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Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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Ugh...too much barbecue pork.




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Also,
Should I think about getting an iPhone since they'll be opening up on the Verizon network?
Jan08 '11
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iPhones are for meepgots. Get a Droid X, meepa.
Jan08 '11
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Also, this is full of WIN.
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Well, it looks like the Droid x has the better battery.
Jan09 '11
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Dude, get a blackberry and call it a day.
Jan09 '11
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blackberries are for old men, after all
Jan09 '11
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besides the iphone, verizon is also launching several 4G phones (i'm not sure whether these are LTE [real 4G] or HSPA+ [fake 4G])
Jan09 '11
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Someone should tell Nocal that neither Sprint's WiMAX nor Verizon's LTE network are really 4G. It's all just marketing bullmeep for the stupits. By the time these networks have actually been upgraded to REAL 4G, all of the 4G phones on the market today will be obsolete dinosaurs.
Suck it.
Jan09 '11
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shockingly, wotak is wrong
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Also, @nocal, Verizon's network is LTE and EV-DO. They don't use HSPA. The only major carrier that does is T-Mobile, I believe.
In theory, LTE is the network that promises the most speed and T-Mobile is preparing to convert to it but Verizon already has this network in place and will most likely be the first to roll out a truly functional, REAL 4G network. I wouldn't expect it for a couple of years though.
Jan09 '11
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They have only allowed them to define these networks as 4G because the companies have put in place a 'road map' to upgrade to real 4G. Read the link I posted, stupit. Then rip your ugly, stupid, wrong face off and bury it.
Jan09 '11
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--T-Mobile uses a wireless standard called HSPA+, which the company is advertising as 4G.
-Verizon Wireless is using a technology called Long-Term Evolution, widely seen as the faster standard, to deliver its 4G network.
- T-Mobile said Thursday that it would be able to double the speed of its HSPA+ network this year through software enhancements.
- AT&T confuses things even more, by deciding to start this year with an HSPA+ roll-out before eventually upgrading to an LTE standard similar to Verizon's by year end. They'll call the network 4G the whole way through.
-Sprint uses another standard yet for its 4G network called WiMax.
To complicate things even further, if you were to follow the initial 4G standard set by the International Telecommunication Union, none of these networks would be worthy of the 4G moniker.
Jan09 '11
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Predictably, I'm recommending that you wait til the end of the month when the iPhone hits. Your lack of regret in your purchasing decision will be manifold & joyous.
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@spankerchief in short, don't buy into the 4G bullmeep for this upgrade. You won't get a faster phone. Unless you want to wait for one of the dual cored Androids to rull out, the best phones on the Verizon network today are the HTC Droid, Droid X and Droid 2. I believe the Droid X has the fastest specs of those three... and it is seriously a badassed phone. I've also played with the HTC Droid Incredible and it's pretty nice as well. Not quite as fast though and the meepons on the front get accidentally pushed way too easily. If you want a real keyboard, the Droid 2 is your phone - but of the three listed, it's the slowest. Bear in mind that all of these phones are fast as meep.
Jan09 '11
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Hey, have you nerds heard about the Nvidia phone? .. it looks like it's gonna rock.
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@Wotak

Brrring! Wish Granted:
Now my monthly phone bill is $240
Ha. Ha. :wipes tear:
Holy meep this thing is complicated.
Where do I start?
Jan09 '11
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uh... I mean this.
Jan09 '11
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oh meepit
http://pressroom.nvidia.com/easyir/customrel.do?easyirid=A0D622CE9F579F09&version=live&prid=704926&releasejsp=release_157&xhtml=true
Jan09 '11
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@spankerchief
Attaboy. You just got yourself one meep of a cool gadget. Start here and then just play with the damned thing. You'll find all kinds of goodies inside and check out the App Market for even more delicious goodies.
Have fun with that meep, yo.
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One wall-of-wotak-text later, the deed was done!
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I HAZ DA POWA!
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This phone's pretty badass.
I'm in a hotel in San Jose right now.
(Taking a course on maintaing/fixing the motion sensors on the peremiter fence)
I used the Navigator on the way up, and it worked flawessly.
(I'm on the hotel's wifi writing this on it, btw)
The voice recognition software works flawlessly too.
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I got one of the new incredible phones last weekend, major change from the blackjack I was using. If you haven't gotten a case for your phone yet, i highly recommend looking at otterbox.