TONETTA TRIBUTE PAGE
This Journal page is dedicated to the ROCK GOD known as TONETTA.
Tonetta fans unite here and discuss the most amazing artist on the internet today. Post Tonetta rarities and discuss the awesomeness that is Tonetta.
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
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Aug04 '10
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It's about some someone showed some meep sense and good taste up in this piece.
Aug04 '10
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"Mom, I'm making a video right now, I'll take the trash out later!"
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Personally I think he's one of the most misunderstood musical geniuses on the planet. Probably because he's so goddamned far ahead of his time.
I think we should start an official unofficial fan club in his honor. I know there are enough hardcore Tonetta fans here on the Swarm and maybe we'll even get lucky enough that he'll join up and post something supremely meeping awesome on this journal for us to read.
That would be rock hard.
Aug04 '10
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I fail to understand what relationship the self possessed gaybob in the video posted has with rock or any other genre of music.
Aug04 '10
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That's because you're one of the lame's that just doesn't get it, man.
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^ The story of my life.
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Aug05 '10
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For the newbs, this is classic Tonetta proving once again that lo-fi is the new black. Go ahead, try not to sing along.
http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/zOAa7cLT1Ag&hl=en_US&fs=1?rel=0&hd=1
Aug05 '10
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You should get you some plum smugglers and do some covers, Wotak. Bring it to the mainstream, no matter how ready it is.
Aug05 '10
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There is no way anyone could cover any of Tonetta's brilliant catalog. It is literally impossible to even pretend to be this meeping cool.
http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/z6p5UtKUDBg&hl=en_US&fs=1?rel=0&hd=1
Aug05 '10
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One more amazing Tonetta tune. This one is called 'Jesus'.
http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/XKSX3H8Jx-Q&hl=en_US&fs=1?rel=0&hd=1
Aug09 '10
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http://www.youtube.com/v/cFzfmj9NXko&hl=en_US&fs=1?rel=0
Aug09 '10
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Awesome, this journal has become Google's #1 result for 'Tonetta Tribute'!
Aug09 '10
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I really hope that Tonetta will endorse us as his official fan club. He deserves to have linkswarm help rocket his career to super-stardom. What an amazing talent.
Aug09 '10
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http://www.youtube.com/v/LWAEdZ4jVv0&hl=en_US&fs=1
Aug11 '10
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Tonetta gets all politics.
http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/SPhRqwmeepXg&hl=en_US&fs=1?rel=0&hd=1
Aug12 '10
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Tonetta: Goin' Down.
Yeah, make me baby so meep hot!
it's in... it's in... it's in... Oooh
Awesome lyrics! What a meeping genius.
http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/oWGpK-B9w_Q?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&hd=1
Aug12 '10
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Tonetta: MMM! MAMA!
You can pretend that his voice doesn't give you goose bumps but you'd just be pretending.
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Aug16 '10
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I am thinking tonetta is something that grows on you the more you listen to it
Why don't you send tonetta a email inviting him to come here, I reckon he would like it.
Aug16 '10
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This must stay on top
Aug17 '10
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Tonetta on top
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Best Tonetta song ever EVER.
http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/GLo28nRjgSQ?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&hd=1
Tonetta takes meepy to a whole new level during the filming of the masterpiece.