Crystal Ball Throw Down: Will Stanley McChrystal Run For Office?
I predict that Our Pal Stan will run for office in the next 24 months. I'm not talking about running for Alderman, I mean a significant state or federal office. If I am correct, I get six months Alpha courtesy of Wotak. If I am wrong, Wotak gets six months of Alpha courtesy of (insert stolen credit card # here). Post here if you're in, Wotak.
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+




Jun23 '10
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Comedy option: he gets his own show on Fox 'news.'
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Who... Wotak? HAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Jun23 '10
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whateveeerrrrrrr....
Jun23 '10
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Ok, Comedy Option: If he gets his own fox show, meep ninja gets a $5 Subway gift card.
Jun23 '10
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The last two times I ate at subway I got food poisoning, so meep yes son.
Jun23 '10
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Rock on with your bad self. I already told you I was in.
Jun23 '10
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If he doesn't, if this is all just some loose-lipped meep that he cowers down from, he's a meeping idiot. Within the next couple of days, Palin will come out with something. Depending on the time between here and then and the talent of her writers and handlers, it might be a shambled mess (as is often the case) or a shambled mess that rankles the tards enough to consider an insubordinate officer for office. And then the game begins.
Jun23 '10
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Failed Generals don't run for office. They take take guest speaker positions at Fox News. McChrystal doesnt strike me as the type to go chumming around with Oliver North.
This would be a wager worth taking if the General in question were Petraeus.
Jun23 '10
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Except Petraeus is far from a failed General and I don't think anyone would be surprised to see him in the Senate upon his retirement.
Jun24 '10
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This thread oozes a horrible goodness.
Jun24 '10
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'Tak: No doubt. Petraeus is destined for much higher office. WRT this wager, McChrystal reeks of too much skeletor for any office.
Jun24 '10
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voting for him joining some kind of teabagpalooza tour with palin and beck.
Jun25 '10
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You're all dumb.
He's going to cash in big by contracting with Xe or Halliburton or some other MIC giant. Elected office would be soul-numbingly boring for him, and TV doesn't pay enough.
Jun25 '10
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You all are dumberer, he's a Transformer.
Aug16 '10
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McChrystal to Teach at Yale
Does this mean Wotak wins?
Aug16 '10
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Nice clicky, Meathair.
This one works.
Also, if McChrystal is employed anywhere in any capacity, we ALL lose.
Aug17 '10
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meep.
Thanks for the save, Clabbo.