Round Two! (Three? Four? Fifteen?)

On February 3rd at 11:15PM I was picked up at my apartment on a warrant for four felony and ten misdemeanor charges. This while out on bond for three other charges, one felony and two misdemeanors. I was given a $20,000 straight cash bond. I didn't hit the free world again till March 2nd, at about 7:30PM, when I was finally released after a bond reduction hearing with a paid lawyer. Several people did their best to keep me in jail for as long as possible (not friends). Several other people did not do anything to keep me in jail, but through inaction and/or laziness, caused my stay to be as much as twice as long as it had to be (supposed best friends). Several people were found to have, after my release, found the entire thing funny, posting hilarious Facebook messages to each other about whether my lizard had died and how such questions were funny because I was in jail (supposed friends/co-workers/acquaintances). About two weeks in to my stay, my dad made a comment to me on the phone that rang fairly true: After living in Pennsylvania for 7 months, you have enough enemies to show up at a preliminary hearing and guarantee an increase in your jail time, while not having enough friends to be able to get you out. Unfortunately, the one real friend I have out here, easily my best friend, which I sadly wasn't completely aware of before this situation, would have gotten me out very early in the process, however due to the other "best friends," he was literally told that he wouldn't be able to/wasn't needed to.

Anyways, my relationship with Patty is completely imploded due to me. My job is lost and I need to find a new one. I have been forcibly withdrawn from my new school with a loss of credits and 0.0's on my transcript. My family is hugely supportive while mere millimeters from cutting me off completely at the same time. I have honestly gone through some pretty meeping low lows in the last month and a half, especially since things broke off with Patty and Bobby, since becoming honest with my parents, and since realizing how many friends I have. Several times things were low enough that suicide seemed like a viable option, this coming from a person who is inherently and basely against the selfish act.

I am no longer that low but my moods are still pretty unstable. I find myself crying randomly which just makes me feel selfish and self centered since I have nobody but myself to blame for any of this. Losing the love of my life has been especially difficult on me. I really thought I had turned things around, but all I turned around was all the second chances I had gotten from those closest to me.

I will post more details about what allegedly brought me to jail in the near future.

Here we go again, eh?

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Decider: Admin

Good thing everything is everyone else's fault.

  • nocal
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dude

stop doing crimes

  • dent
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Guess the whole bank thing didn't teach you a lesson?

I know what it is like to have meep suck, feel bad dude because I know you are cool in meatspace.

Hang in there

Hang around here

Dont hang yourself kthx

  • Gothmog
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You're a meeping idiot, Chex. Drugs again?

  • Wotak
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four felony and ten misdemeanor charges

Yeah, more about this please. WTF?

  • mundhra
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:facepalm:

dude. i'm pretty sure you're not an idiot despite your continued attempts to act like one. get your meep together.

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Clavis_Apocalypticae- Good thing everything is everyone else's fault. Not what he said.Wouldn't be easier if it really were someone else's fault 'cause you can't do much of anything about them.

Chex, you're like my own little reality show snippet, makes my meepty life suddenly seem not so bad. Least I ain't that guy, ya know. But, I have been and could be again if I don't take care of some meep.

I agree, you're life sucks. I can empathize with your situation. First thing you gotta do if you wanna get outtta the hole is PUT THE meepING SHOVEL DOWN!

Out on bail means you got a lot of meep pending. In light of their recent actions, it appears you are reassessing who your friends really are, meepem if they can't/won't/didn't help. There's lots of help and support available in the various 12 step programs, churches, community outreach program, social work stuff. It's amazing how genuinely helpful and altruistic total strangers can be. Also legal aide places have a lot of good contacts in my experience, even if they're not much on the legal stuff, especially felonies.

meeping off School is the real shame of it all as I see it, but then I've never been married or had kids. I had a meltdown and bailed on school about this time 4 years ago, still owe on loans. Don't fret too hard, you can and will get all that stuff back, even better. JUST DON"T DIG THE HOLE ANY DEEPER! If you gotta make meetings and appointments, be there; on time, cleaned up, with the money. If they say you can't contact somebody, DON"T. Get a job or two, that cash ameliorates a lot of meep,, they don't care if you had to rob a bank to get it, they're getting some. Be proactive and pay an attorney to take care of a lot of things for you in advance, meep they can check off a list but you'd have to go to court for 6 times.

Anyway, I've rambled and ranted long enough, for now. Hang in there brother, it'll get better. Got to, huh? Holler if you need help. I get no respect and nobody likes me but I've been there done that, think I know what you're going through.

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Dagwood:

Please don't tell suicidal peeps to "Hang in there" it could be misconstrued.

Chex: Keep moving on, that's all you can do

  • mundhra
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they don't care if you had to rob a bank to get it

ATTN DAGWOOD: YOU ARE A meepING MORON.

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Haha, I'd like to think he's just being snarky

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Thx mofo. Yeah, as if I didn't know.

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nice try, dag. we all know that you're not even remotely that clever.

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Mund- Right, cause you've got a monopoly on clever,sarcastic,witticisms. You know that part in Cool Hand Luke where he comes back in Aafter being caught for the 2nd, 3rd? time and says, "Stop feedin' offa me!"? That.

You've been immensely helpful and considerate to me and others at various times, but this journal ain't about you or me. Are you being an meep towards me for pleasure or profit? Thought not, thank you not for the irrelevant input. I dare you to offer something that might actually help the guy who bared himself to us all with a very serious and sensitive situation.

Meanwhile, Chex, meep the haters, all they can do is hate. Be good to yourself buddy.

  • dent
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I don't think anyone in this thread is a 'hater', dude. I think I speak for everyone here - we all dig Chex, even though he's got a stupid thumb. Secondly, I think I speak for everyone when I say that we all wish him to get his meep straight so he can move on and take care of his spawn, since there's nothing on earff more important.

Now that I've said that, I still think he needs a swift kick in his meep. Sort of like you do to your wife when she meeps up dinner 3 days in a row.

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Chex-what were the cirmeepstances of you job loss? Unemployment doesn't suck and can last a very long time. Useful as support and defense.

  • Acidburn
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Although my status here is meep I know what you are going through. I was in so much trouble with the law and bills and lawyers fees piled up I thought of the easy way out too time and time again. But I swam thru the trouble that was before me. After 6 years I am just getting back on my feet and seeing the light. It's a tough road dude but it is passable. Some of the "FRIENDS" are the ones you drift to for a good time and they are the ones who help lead you down the path of destruction. I had to shed many friends as they were the influence and I took to them easily. Now I may email them from time to time but thats it as I know that I can't control my self when hanging with them. Stay strong and think before you leap

Chex: I know the 'end of the line' feeling. I really and truly do. Time wounds all heels, and then time heals all wounds. I had to buck up and face some pretty meepty music once upon a time. All that is behind me, now it's a full fridge, a paid mortgage, and good vino on friday night. You shall get past this.

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And before I forget, don't turn to prostitution when times get rough. Bleive me, its not a roade you want to go down. The first time I sucked a meep I felt like slitting my wrists, but over time it was like tying my shoes and i feel worse about that than anything. I still have to take medication because of it and the smell of anotherr mans meep will never leave your memories. trust me. don't do it, chex.

OH WOW.

I love you, Linkswarm!

  • spod
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Hope you do not have to share a cell with big bubba chex.

This thread is definitely building up to H of F status.

If you ever end up at TCI, I'll throw a nig a cig. -'kay?

Some of us are just kind of socially retarded. We have to lose at a game a million times before we finally figure out that "quick and easy" is just the bait in a trap. Us retards don't seem to see the light until we really hit bottom. Maybe because we've got our eyes firmly focused on that free cheese. I hope you've hit bottom. I had to spend 3 years on a lonely island to find the bottom of my personal meep hole and then 7 years on parole. Cost me my wife and 2 daughters. But it turns out that if you take a social retard and hit him on the head with a shovel over and over and harder and harder he will eventually take a hit that shows him the light. Either that or he'll end up with his brains splattered all over the place. Either way the cycle of retarded choices is broken. I have to wear long sleeved shirts to cover two really hideous scars that I would rather not inflict on the general public. But I still have to look at them. They remind me of where I've been and they remind me of how far I've come. Life is good now. My children adore me. I can have as much meep cheese as I want and I don't have to keep looking over my shoulder. It wasn't quick and it wasn't easy because there is no such thing. Life is good and I owe it all to that guy swinging the shovel. Take your lumps, you'll value them later if your lucky. Sorry for the wall of words but you kind of struck a chord with me, here, and now.

mundhra 03-05-2010, 05:12 pm :facepalm:

dude. i'm pretty sure you're not an idiot despite your continued attempts to act like one. get your meep together.

Mundhra -> hah, I dig this. Everyone -> You guys are right in your groupthink overall. Clavis -> I have realized this time around that the only person to blame is myself (note why my relationship imploded for instance). If my meeping about who friends were and weren't came off otherwise, then my bad. But, I believe I can take responsibility for my actions for once while still holding friends to a certain standard, especially when they are friends who weren't affected by my general rash of terrible decision making.

Anyways, more will come, just thought I'd pop in for a minute.

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I wondered where you'd been.

We've chatted a few times about these kinds of things and if you'd like too again hit a meepa up.

Keep ya head up son.

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Wow acidburn just totally one upped you.

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RIP, chex.

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:<

Anyways, more will come, just thought I'd pop in for a minute.

meeping liar. Thanks, dude. I'm so meeping pissed I would slap your meeping face if you were here. I am putting you and this behind me now. I won't revisit anymore. You still owe me a football game, meep. Just remember that.

:sadface:

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...and you still owe me a kayak trip, meep.

You get to cash in someday, I don't.

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You know what I hope happened? I hope he just got sad and did some drugs.The thought of this guy offing himself bugs me,because there is always another way to fix a situation creatively,even if it is simply to begin viewing it in a different light.People seem to forget that one's future can be altered.I see so many young guys who think that their lives are over because they got in some trouble,or have a habit. I hope he wasn't trying to die. I dreamed Chex called me a couple of hours ago,which is why I'm up at 4 am. Told me he was okay now.

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