Crapalicio+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
dragonstaf+
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
sunny77
:
middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
teh_blintz+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+




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Changing the parameters, or whatnot?
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Check out the big brain on Brett.
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So when I go and open the journal HTML Testing this is what I see:
I've cleared my cach and it still comes up BORKED. WTF!!!
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Nice job. You've completely nuked that part of linkswarm forever. I doubt Vas can even fix that meep, which means that it will spread like an HTML virus. Then, before you know it, the entire meeping site will look and act like that.
meep.
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I wish I could remember what I was doing when it assploded on me, but I was considerable drunk and just vaguely remember trying something creative.
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TEST
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http://myinstants.com/media/bt/genericInstant_event.swf
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on 1:text:!bombgame:#:{
if ($1 == %c $+ !bombgame) {
if ($2 == on) { .enable #bombgame | .msg $chan 7The Bombgame Has Been Enabled. To start the game, Type !bomb. | set %las.used.command bombgame on | set %last.person $nick | /set %st.bombgame on | halt }
if ($2 == off) { .disable #bombgame | .msg $chan 7The Bombgame has Been Disabled. | set %last.used.command bombgame off | set %last.person $nick | /set %st.bombgame off | halt }
}
else { }
}
bombgame on
on :text:!bomb:#: {
if ($1 == %c $+ !bomb) {
.msg $chan 14There is a bomb on the channel!!!! We need someone to diffuse it, so all you have to do is cut one of these wires: 4red14, 2blue14, 8yellow14, 3green14. Type !cut (color) to cut the wire and see if you successfully disarmed the bomb. }
}
on :text:!cut red:#: {
%chance = $r(1,2)
if ( %chance == 1 ) { .msg $chan Cutting the 4Red wire was a good idea! You saved the channel by successfully disarming the bomb. Hooray for $nick ! Here's a reward! | if ($me isop $chan) { /mode $chan +h $nick } }
else { .msg $chan you have failed in disarming the bomb! The correct color was 2blue | if ($me isop $chan) { /kick $chan $nick Boom! You failed, correct wire was 2blue! :) }
}
}
on :text:!cut blue:#: {
%chance = $r(1,2)
if ( %chance == 1 ) { .msg $chan Cutting the 2Blue wire was a good idea! You saved the channel by successfully disarming the bomb. Hooray for $nick ! Here's a reward! | if ($me isop $chan) { /mode $chan +h $nick } }
else { .msg $chan .........nothing happened, proceed to cutting another wire. | if ($me isop $chan) { /mode $chan +v $nick } }
}
on :text:!cut yellow:#: {
%chance = $r(1,2)
if ( %chance == 1 ) { .msg $chan .........nothing happened, proceed to cutting another wire. | if ($me isop $chan) { /mode $chan +v $nick } }
else { .msg $chan you have failed in disarming the bomb! The correct color was 4red! | if ($me isop $chan) { /kick $chan $nick Boom! You failed, correct wire was 4red! :) }
}
}
on *:text:!cut green:#: {
%chance = $r(1,2)
if ( %chance == 1 ) { .msg $chan Cutting the 3Green wire was a good idea! You saved the channel by successfully disarming the bomb. Hooray for $nick ! Here's a reward | if ($me isop $chan) { /mode $chan +h $nick } }
else { .msg $chan you have failed in disarming the bomb! The correct wire was 8yellow! | if ($me isop $chan) { /kick $chan $nick Boom! You failed, correct wire was 8yellow! :) }
}
}
bombgame end
on :text:!bombcmds:#:{
if ($1 == $c $+ !bombcmds) {
.msg $chan 7The commands for the Bomb game are !bomb to start the game, !cut (color) to cut one of the 4 wires, and !bombgame [on/off] to enable/disable the bombgame feature. 14These last two commands are to be done by a responsible op. }
else { halt }
}