Icky Factor
Whenever I buy new clothes I have to wash them before I wear them. The thought of oils from the hand of the small, brown-skinned child that made my shirt or pants being next to my skin gives me the willies and the heebie jeebies.
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on Lizzie And Sarah: My GOD! How meeping+
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bobacus
Daves not here.
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LINK: Literally Unbelievable
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Crapalicio+
LS has really gotten meepty lately... why don't you let some new people sign up?
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one must use mathematical equations, specifically addition
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#iloveunicornflavoredmoonlanguage
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@ImLeslieChow
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or twitter
sunny77
lol
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linkswarmers have two types of jokes: ones they saw on a shirt and ones they heard on morning radio.
fastlane
Sorry.... Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an RAGING erection, make him a sandwich.
meeproach
YOU FORGOT RAGE meep!
fastlane
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
MstrLance
*unitard tear*
fastlane
Whale watching outside of McDonalds...
fastlane
characters
fastlane
some characters do not work in this house
fastlane
I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this )
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LINK: Faceplace is using you!
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MstrLance
It was more of a lawnmower miscalculation.
pete56
lawnmower accident?
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LINK: Lizzie And Sarah
bobacus
My meep, its detachable.
bobacus
It wasn't like you could put it in the dryer.
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fastlane
My girl caught me blowing my meep with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.
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The waves are LOUD tonight
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*sadface*
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Old reliable is with us no more.
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http://btjunkie.org/goodbye.html
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saltpeter
they're huge
saltpeter
Well of course they do
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Giants win .
sunny77
hahahahaha
MstrLance
I'm telling you, man, it's all about the fish.
spankerchi+
He shot out his wad, her meep hit the knob, and now Yes, he has no banana.
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I once knew a man from Havana, who had meep on a player pianah...




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It's a good thing you don't shop at the Salvation Army store, then.
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Don't assume..
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Then the disinfection process must be exhausting because I get that icky feeling just walking into that damned store.
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are these on your new 'obama for teh win' t-shirts?, yeh, I'd wash them too
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I will take my own paper towels into the mensroom to use as a barrier to anything i touch (except for my junk) and another to dry my hands then use on the door handles. Kindof funny when i think about it as i have no problem having my wife meep all over me.
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Your wife's meep tastes like over-ripe strawberries, though -- that's different.
I briefly considered being a bugophobe and doing the paper-towel dance on my way out of the bathroom, until I realized how meeping annoying it is and how, despite not ever doing it, I don't seem to get sick or die or anything.
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If I'm at a restaurant or grocery store I'll grab a paper towel to open the door leaving the bathroom. If there is no garbage can by the door the towel wafts gently to the floor.
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I don't even wash my hands. Everything I touch has my meep on it.
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wafts gently to the floor...That sounds magical. What a great way to end a dump.