woo, police
i got a ticket for no proof of insurance, even though i had proof of insurance, because by the time i found it, the officer had already written the ticket! now i get to go to court and meep and waste potentially hours of my life because she didn't want to void 5 minutes of her's.
"here it is"
"i already wrote the ticket"
"[are you] really [doing this]?"
"yes!"
ha! neat!
anyway i guess the good news is i'll be in florida at a MUTHAmeepIN SPACE STATION for a few days soon. SO GOODNIGHT.
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
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Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
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Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
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HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MIT's new coating should help with that.
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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Ugh...too much barbecue pork.




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Should have got a pic for us to p-shop meeps into.
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how do i go about getting out of this ticket? just call courthouse, explain case, set up date? goddammit. waste of time.
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It makes cops paranoid when you try to get their pickies.
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Either call the DA and explain the situation or plead not guilty and prepare to go to court and present your proof
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Or do what I did once. Skip court, live your life for the next 5 years, and then get arrested on a bench warrant next time you get pulled over for a burned out turn signal.
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In Michigan we have to fill in the back of the ticket where it gives you an option to contest the charges in court. Mail it per the instructions and wait for our day in court. Then we can show up in court, plead not guilty and give an explanation with any evidence that we have. If the cop shows up and lies, we then lose by default because a civilians word isn't worth a lump of meep against a cops word. Then the next case is called and we're shuttled into the clerks office to pay the fine + court fees.
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You must appear on the date given. Show the proof which you had but didn't find fast enough. The judge SHOULD dismiss immediately. While the bullmeep citation will remain in a searchable court record you will have to pay nothing at all. After all this curse the name of the cop and perform majikal ritual attaching a spirit from the underworld to his/her sphincter. VIOLA! Justice!
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Go to court packing a gun. Whip that meep out at the slightest provocation. They'll learn not to trifle with GDR.
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be a white person
imagine all these ways you'll stand up for yourself, then in reality, fold like a prissy lil meep
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^That's always worked for me.
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Couldn't you just refuse the ticket, like "No officer, I'm not accepting this ticket".
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Request a jury trial; Depose the officer for a full day; conduct masive amounts of domeepent discovery; Go to trial; Win; Sue for wrongful prosecution, harrassment or whatever other juicy causes of action your state allows; Win again, collect damages; retire on St. Barts.
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Couldn't you just refuse the ticket, like "No officer, I'm not accepting this ticket".
couldn't you just spend a night or more in jail? yes, you probably could. this is an actively terrible idea.
gdr, you'll have to go to court. sucks. good news is, it should be really short. hopefully your last name is early in the alphabet, too. :/
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couldn't you just spend a night or more in jail? yes, you probably could. this is an actively terrible idea.
on what charges? He didn't break the law and the ticket is invalid. What's the cop gonna do, take him police station and file a bullmeep report on how he refused a ticket for not having proof of insurance when the pig knows he has it?
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the whole situation is non-negotiable.
you don't have to do anything, that includes paying a fine, showing up to court to get the ticket thrown out, and avoiding a warrant by doing either of the previous two items.
He didn't break the law and the ticket is invalid.
this is the purview of the judge.
What's the cop gonna do, take him police station and file a bullmeep report on how he refused a ticket for not having proof of insurance when the pig knows he has it?
you'd be surprised what some cops do to people for refusing to sign a traffic citation. i mean, really, why bother?
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you'd be surprised what some cops do to people for refusing to sign a traffic citation. i mean, really, why bother?
no I wouldn't be surprised, I agree that if you don't wana bother with all that meep, your way is the best to avoid trouble but keep in mind by refusing the ticket your forcing the cop to lie. This can end a cop's career or prevent him from moving up in the rank 'if' he gets caught.
So from a cops point of view, you have a dude refusing a ticket you know is bullmeep and the only way to satisfy your need for autoritah would be taking him to the station, lying and risking your career if you get caught.. why bother..
and if it goes all the way (night in jail, court date, etc) and your innocent, then you can do what startrecodingnow suggested + get a cop in meep..
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anyway, it was a waste of my time but easy enough. i had to take it to the municipal office or something. they just took the ticket, i showed my proof of insurance and left.
it was refreshing to walk into an office where everybody hates their job.
i wondered what would happen if i tried to refuse the ticket, but i was thought if i tried to do anything i would get a ticket for the whole reason i got pulled over, or get "taken in".
the officer was a meep, but i still had an awesome night, so meep her. THE END.
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I'm sorry it ended so pleasantly.
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next time i will definitely pack heat.
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Next time don't puss out on your opportunity to spend a night in jail. Everyone should have to do this.
Once.
Of course I didn't learn my lesson till 4x (just paid off 2 warrants from 2004).
Most of those times I could have calmly got about my business but I can't keep my fool mouth shut and coppers don't like sass talk, see.
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:( I was really hoping this would end with a jailhouse rape scene.
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Did you cell phone snap her cleavage?