Halloween Story

Demoted to Wall of Shame

Wall of Shame, because it's "RIGHT"

That guy is meepting right into that other guys mouth!

Yuck!

A little harsh don't ya think?

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Little harsh is right.

I thought it was a good story. What was the problem?

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

hey, that's cool. One person posts a picture of meep and you let them win. Robbing everyone else of a chance to read the story. While we're at it, hows about you give me your milk money?

Some custom adblock fixed this journal in two clicks, so what's the problem?

If this was something I wrote, I wouldn't care as much if it was stuck to a picture of poo, but it was a friend's story I was sharing. Not fair to him.

My question is, who took the picture?

not fair

I dunno, maybe he will love this new development

Guys guys guys

It wasn't fair to widepoop Beachgoat's Friend's Super-meeping-long Poem/Story Thing

We were supposed to

like

I dunno

not widepoop it

So, I first saw the nice story, but decided to come back to it later, because it looked worthy of the time. Lo and behold, upon returning, some meep sucking swarmer has decided to make it scat. meeping idiots. Hope your family is raped in front of you.

^ A little harsh don't ya think?

I mean, c'mon, the one guy is totally pooping right into the other guy's mouth. That's like earth friendly meep right there. These fellas have gone totally green and are working together to save our planet. Teamwork!

bigd, you'd actually still be able to read it if bg hadn't edited it.

also, why all the poophate?

I'm extremely adverse to scat. I think was allowed to sit in a meep filled diaper when I was a baby...got hungry, took a handful, and hated it since.

No, seriously. Who the meep gets hard looking a scat or meep? Is it an extension of facials and mouth creampies? This is a serious ?, and I would appreciate your thoughts.

As for raping your family, I take that back considering BG did the edit.

So, BG, what the meep? That looked like a cool story/poem/song. I waited until Sunday evening quiet time before reading, only to discover you have secreted away the material. Halloween sadface.

As beachgoat previously pointed out, his friend's giant poem/story thing was apparently too meeping good for the likes of our widepoop, so he rescued it from a fate worse than death, namely, appearing via the same URL as a meep.

This is kinda sad. Really thought a few of you would enjoy the story. I liked it enough to share.Thanks.

I'm confused by this though. You're sad about it, but also thanking us? Or just thanking Kahuna? Or thanking someone else? Not sure what you're thankful for here as, by my understanding, you are beaucoup depressed re: the widepoop. It's one of those bittersweet mixed-feeling things maybe?

Sorry, but scat filled posts rarely get my attention... so I missed the nice retraction notice from BG.

It is really hard to read something when man meep is on the bottom half of the screen.

BG, if you could PM the story, I would appreciate reading it.

And for the rest of you heathens, good day and may someone meep in your halloween trick or treat bag.

BG sent me the story. It was a great piece. Too bad for the meep derailment.

Like a tender leaf from the most precious tree of pure infotainment, so too does a monstrosity of a PM sink gently into your curious and accepting heart, brightening the benighted cow's mud of your life with its multitude of sunny, pleasing paragraphs. My days, roll back your number!

May a rosy steam waft soulfully upward from this beautiful comment I now submit!

No, seriously. Who the meep gets hard looking a scat or meep? Is it an extension of facials and mouth creampies? This is a serious ?, and I would appreciate your thoughts.

i have a hard time responding to this because it's looking like you don't 'get it'. (facepalm, etc.)

point in the first) if it exists, someone has a fetish for it. no exceptions.

point in the second) i think you're confusing the original intent of said widepoop with the intent behind it's recent display.

point in the third) you're asking this question on linkswarm?

Listen, you bearded cracker... I get the meeping rather thin joke.... I was asking a serious ? about scat and meep pron.... had nothing to do with this inane journal entry.

For someone that has never really thought about this flavor-o-porn, and noticing that its popping (er, pooping) up everywhere, I thought that a pseudo-intelligent discussion would be in order.

The one things about swarmers, is their ability to discuss the most obscene and useless bits of life... not sure why, but they can.... so, when around those ilk (youse all), might as well poke the crazies for some info.

With that said, can you just meeping focus on the ?

meep discussion: serious business.

Sometimes, while masturbating to Linkswarm and its members, I'm reminded of when in 10th grade, I used to help teach retards art.

You try all you want, but their too far gone to be reached, so you let them pour paint all over themselves, and their classmates. After taking the hose to them, you just thank God for not making you a reet.

why are you hitting yourself

Certain posts on Linkswarm are obviously sacred. Shame on all of us for not knowing what the meep we are doing on this site. I've been here for a while and apparently still don't get it.

I suggest--much like the successful "Wall of Fame" &"Wall of Shame" tags-- we somehow enable "SACRED" tags.

That way no more MY meep IS RIPPING.

Because I enjoy reading your posts. I also get a kick out of seeing how the natives respond when I spew in their sacred temple. Now, please continue to amuse me, just no more scat pics. Mouth creampies good, scat bad.

Is it the guy on guy angle that bothers you?

They also make heteromeepual scat for people who can't tolerate the gays:

Nah, its just the scat. So, for your checklist, here is a list of scat porn that I'm just plain confused / turned off by, so I will turn away:

1. Man on man scat.
2. Man on woman scat.
3. Woman on Woman scat.

4. 1 Man / Woman scat on >1 Man / Woman scat.

5. Animal scat on Human.
6. Human scat on Animal.
7. Fish, Avian, Reptile scat on Human.
8. Group meep off.
9. Necrophilia.
10. Urine of any type.
11. Fisting.
12. Machine on Human (except Demon Seed).

Now with that list, can anyone please explain the attraction to scat or meep? The angle is humiliation / domination?

Which of you meepers jerks your meat to that type of porn?

Dude... what? ALL of us do. Why do you think it gets posted so much?

:boggle:

"Which of you meepers jerks your meat to that type of porn?"

I'll take a #12 to go, please.

Everything after the first 6 or 7 isn't even scat dude, so it's okay to be turned on by it.

nothing like trying to ram your fist into a woman

You forgot old geezers suckin each other off porn

I'm alright with old geezer porn, under the following conditions:

A. There must be some taught skinned actor on screen, preferably female and around 18.

B. If it is old/young, then preferably lez porn. Nothing like seeing a nice teen munching on Grandma's meep.

C. If an old guy, then he can't have some scraggly meep, full of grey hair... better shaved. Nothing like fur-ridden, shriveled sack.

As we all are experts at porn, I have just developed a more refined list of can/cannots for the meep sessions.