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  • Wotak
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Five Blind Mice



The other day I was sweeping up the chicken house and knocking spider webs down from the rafters when suddenly a couple of baby mice fell at my feet. They were smaller than peanuts and peeping up a storm. They still had their eyes closed and (as I later learned via the googles) were almost two weeks old. I looked up to the rafter I had been sweeping and noticed that a mouse had built a big, fluffy nest up there and my broom had ripped it in half. Along with the mice next to my feet was a small mess of old chicken feathers, grass seed and the fluff from milkweed and dandelions. More of the nest was falling to the floor as I stooped to examine the little fellas on the floor.

As I squatted there looking at them, another baby fell onto the floor next to them. For a creature smaller than a peanut, that eight foot drop must have seemed like a mile. I looked up and saw the nest falling apart and it was right at that moment that my four year old ran in and chirped up from behind me; "Dad! Don't step on the hamsters!"

meep.

I tried to explain to him that mice and hamsters are slightly different creatures. Mice are pests and ham...

"Dad! Can I keep em?"

meep.

Now I understand why my Mother let me keep so many abandoned animals. There was no way I could scoop up those little peeping critters and toss them into the bin with my son looking at them with sparkling eyes and then looking up at me as if it was my duty to save them so he could hug them and squeeze them and love them.

"Please Daddy? I'll be good for the rest of the day, please?"

meep.

"Vance, these aren't pets. They're barn mi..."

"I know, I like them! I'll take care of them, Daddy. Please, I'll be good all day. Look how nice they are!"

meep meep meep.

I walked into the garage with him tagging along and grabbed a step ladder and a bucket. All the way back to the chicken house he was hopping and skipping and making up a new mousey song. I climbed up and grabbed the rest of the nest and brought it down; there were two more baby mice inside. Awesome.

Five blind mice and one starry eyed four year old went back into the garage with me. I cleaned out all of the nest matter from the bucket and tossed it into the trash, my son watched every move I made as if he needed to make sure I wasn't hurting those little mice. They had dark gray hair and white feet and their tails were as long as they were. They were peeping for their Mother and, yeah, they were almost as cute as my son as he dutifully watched me pick one up and examine it.

"Dad, I like them. Can I sleep with them tonight?"

"Van, if we're going to keep these mice, Daddy needs to take care of them until they get bigger."

"OK!"

"Van, you don't touch them until they get bigger."

"OK! but can I watch?

meep.

I had no idea what to do with them so I left them peeping in the bucket and took my son back into the chicken house to finish sweeping up. He was carrying litter to the fire pit and singing his new mousey song. In fact he was still singing it tonight when he went to bed, three days later.

Googles told me that the mice were about two weeks old and that they would open their eyes soon: based upon their size and the amount of hair they had. Once they opened their eyes they would normally be about a week away from being abandoned by their Mother and old enough to fend for themselves.

Googles said I needed to feed them warm, watered down kitten milk for a week and then ween them. I didn't even know you could milk a kitten. Vance talked his Mom into going to the pet store for some kitten milk in a can. Well, ok, I helped a little.

Googles said that these little guys were called White Footed Mice and that they lived for a max of 18 months in the wild. 24 in captivity. They are owl, fox, cat, hawk and even chicken food. They have inhabited this planet for at least 40,000 years and they haven't changes at all in that time. They are, in fact, the most prolific creature in north America as well as other parts of the world.

Fun fact, they play the drums. Nobody really knows why but they actually drum their front paws on reeds and dry leaves and such to make a tiny machine gun sound. I meep you not. I found video proof via yootoob:

http://www.youtube.com/v/w7zOjCulu9A&hl=en&fs=1&

So, now they're living in a clean diaper, in a box, over a heating pad, on my mantle. They eat from an eye dropper about every 4 hours and, yeah, they are cute as meep. They opened their eyes this morning and they seem happy and healthy. I have to feed each one and clean it with a warm, wet cotton ball (like Mama would) every 4 to 6 hours for the rest of the week. According to the googles, they should be weened from milk and eating seeds and crackers and hamster food and such within the next few days.

Jen is going to pick up a hamster cage this week. That is the end of this story for now.

Also, cute pics:













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24 months? fffffffffff. good luck.

  • dagwood
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Beautiful, just wonderful. Nominate for HOF. Post recipe please.

AWWWWW!! Kudos for teaching the kid the importance of getting involved with the needy. Of course these days that means if he's not careful, he's gonna be taken advantage of a lot. Still, you're doing bettter than I would. I think I'd have put the nest back together as best I could and put the mice back in it. -Let nature deal with her own.

Then after a few months (a fair head start) I'd poison the entire f#cking area.

  • nurglets
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2 questions:

how do you milk kittens?

who is kat?

  • Wotak
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You can't milk kittens. It's pet milk made for orphaned kittens and other small animals.

KAT is my initials. I tattoo'd that there when I was 13 and have regretted it ever since.

  • mundhra
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24 months? fffffffffff. good luck.

  • SexNinja
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Pretty cute I guess. Also swimming with disease.

Who is Kat?

When did you completely let yourself go and grow wilderness beard?

  • Wotak
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Grew beard for deer season. Wife is threatening to shave it off with a straight razor while I sleep. It stays till January when the season ends or after I drop my second deer.

Kat: see above.

  • Heather
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Jesus mother meep. Why.

  • bobacus
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The wife wanted me to tell you,"nice meepin job, and good luck." They are adorable.Wild, yet adorable. Whatcha gon do wit em?

  • Wotak
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Put em in a hamster cage, teach the four year old how to care for them and eventually the lesson of life and death when they kick the bucket in a couple years. I predict teary-eyed matchbox funerals. The same thing you do with hamsters, I suppose.

  • Wotak
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...and actually, they are pretty tame. I put my hand into the box and they all try to hop in at once. I guess they think I'm Mama. If I put them on the floor, they climb onto my foot. They're wild as far as being born in and living in a mouse nest for a week and a half but other than that they're pretty domesticated already.

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  • dagwood
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Got cats?

Nothin' sez love like hanta virus and four year old kids....

  • Wotak
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This virus is even less common than bird flu. Not only is it very unlikely but it's related to infestations of mice living in wild conditions for long periods of time. People usually come into contact with it when they disturb large caches of the animal waste that has partially turned to dust. Usually in old buildings that have been infested with large numbers of the rodents over long periods of time. They will tend to infect one another through old waste caches and humans can catch it if they breath dust clouds of the waste from an infected community of mice.

In reality, most mice are very clean animals. Especially in rural areas where they live mostly solitary lives eating seeds and nuts. The white footed mouse can carry lyme disease if it has been exposed to the ticks that carry it. In all likely hood, a 10 day old mouse that has never left the nest and was born in the fall, after tick season has ended will, in all likely hood, not have lyme disease.

Lice and mites can be a problem but only for the mice themselves. The types of lice and mites that live on mice do not live on, or transfer to humans.

In reality, you are just as at risk of getting sick from a pet store mouse or hamster which was born and raised on a pet farm, most of which are pretty unsanitary, unregulated and unsafe... and even then it's an extreme rarity.

An unseen infestation of house mice, which is very common throughout the western world, is a much bigger risk to your health than five tiny, hand raised mice who live in a clean environment, free from parasites and living on clean water, store bought seeds and an occasional animal cracker.

Raising a flock of chickens who can get avian flu, which I also do, is much more dangerous than a handful of adopted mice who were reared and weened by my own hand... and even that threat is small enough that FOX news hasn't called for the deaths of all chickens to keep you safe.

So in other words, I understand the risks of raising abandoned mice. They are minimal and very unlikely in this type of cirmeepstance. This is not to say that I take sanitary conditions of their cage lightly. It is important to keep them healthy, just as it is with any pet.

Many people have attached a stigma to mice that they are all full of disease and are little packages of death just waiting to kill you in your sleep. Many people also believe that God and Satan are real and that aliens crash landed in Area 51and that the World Trade Center was brought down by controlled demolition.

So, there's that as well. I guess you have the right to choose your own fears, however irrational they may be.

  • bobacus
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I anticipated the preceding discussion roughly, earlier.Funny, its exactly as I imagined.

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