$6 Gin

the first time i had gin was at college after sophomore year had ended. it was some rotgut brand from a plastic bottle and we were chasing it with a gallon jug of lemon flavored iced tea, you know the kind. one of the guys who had bought it said 'you know what gin tastes like? pine needles and assholes, man.'

Funny, I always say a good gin and tonic tastes like drinking snow off a pine tree.

There is very little for an unemployed man to do on a Thursday night than enjoy a six dollar bottle of gin.

First of all, realize that the preceding is not a sentence. Learn to write.

Second of all, the swill you're drinking should taste like a Christmas tree. Good gin, like good vodka, is smooth like water, with essences of flavor remaining in your mouth after you swallow. (Who's gonna "FIXT" that wide open space?)

First of all, realize that the preceding is not a sentence. Learn to write.

1. Confession time. I may have been drunk when I wrote this.
2. Not a setence? Are you sure?

I think cheap gin is the roughest cheap booze, next to cheap scotch. Cheap gin tastes like fermented, used band-aids.

I used to drink really cheap vodka and the only thing worse in my opinion was cheap bourbon.

You probably know this.Try running it through a pitcher type water filter. It doesn't make it better gin, but it will have less of the nasty.For cheap Gin, I advise shoplifting some Schweppes Bitter Lemon.Good luck with the headache.

I could never stand the taste of green olives until I learned how effective they were at getting the taste of gin out of your mouth.

Back when I lived in Alaska, I went to a hotel with a hot tub suite with my girlfriend(now my wife). She enjoyed gin and tonics, so we brought the makings with us. Well, me being the hardcoer alky that I am, we were in the hot tub, she drinking G&T's, and me drinking straight gin. Long story short, our romantic $190 per night evening ended up with me puking for 20 minutes in the hot tub.

HAHAHA Good times!

LAID BACK

WIT MY MIND ON MA MONIE AND MA MONIE ON MA MIND

BEACHES AINT SHIFT BUT HOWS AND TRIX

Flake: Funny, I always say a good gin and tonic tastes like drinking snow off a pine tree.

If you really want that pine sap flavor, try some Retsina.

If, perchance, you should ever want to try a "good" gin, I would suggest Bombay Sapphire. I believe it to be far superior to Tangeray. I like it best in a three to one ratio, over two ice cubes, with a single wedge of unsquoze lime.

Bless you, and your liver.

All gin tastes like turpentine. But if you want a higher quality of turpentine, then go for Bombay Saphire. Go ahead. You're worth it.

I hope you can secure yourself a job soon so you can enjoy some of the decent liquors that are available. Decent liquors such as Booker Noe Burbon, mmmm, I feel drunk just thinking about Bookers.

meep Bombay Sapphire. Regular Bombay is better. Both are midrange at best.

If you want a good gin, go for Hendrick's, Whitley Neill, Plymouth or New Amsterdam. If you can find some Bols or Boomsma Oude or Jonge genever. These taste very very different from London Dry.

-=Whittey=-

Mud?

Idiots

LRN 2 GIN

seriously

meep I don't remember writing that. I hate gin, why would I write that?

Anyone that complains about the taste of gin shouldn't be drinking it.

I personally love Hendrick's, but often have to "settle" for Bombay Sapphire. The horror.

Listen, fellas, there is no "good" gin.

Ok.

Then I'll gladly continue not drinking it!

I like me gins with grapefruit juice.

Try it.

meep gin.

...with a meepty meep.

And don't forget the olive.